[cohesively]

IM BACK LMAOOO

[cohesively]

not a big dsmp fan anymore so pls follow me over on @blasphem1es love u

[cohesively]

IM BACK LMAOOO

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

please lord im only 7

[catcrumb]

[keepthetina-deactivated20250618]

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

much better simplified version of that long ass post i made a while ago that people got angry over

[i-like-the-stars-archive]

[Text: LGBT infighting mfs on this app (tiktok) when they learn in real life lesbians and bisexual women are smoking weed together and not having slur discourse. /end text.]

[lizzy-bennet]

Deleted Tosche Station scene from A New Hope

[spelldealer]

guys, i think luke was gay

[starwarsheritageposts]

certified star wars heritage post

[lingwenboobs]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL BOOBS

[cohesively]

got yoimiya + thundering pulse in 50 pulls, me supremacy

[crazy-brazilian]

BASED

[alpacinoinheat-deactivated20250]

[helloitsbees]

the woke mob…

[cohesively]

games ranked by how stinky i think the characters and their worlds are

5.) any assassin's creed

have you SEEN these people? they're running around, slinking around in dirty, gunky alleyways, gutting people as they go, with not a single nod towards a bath or even a tasteful shower. especially jacob frye from ac syndicate. that godawful muttonchop that looked like something was living in it.

4.) god of war (4 cuz thats the only one i played)

they all just look like they have mad B.O 😭😭 baldur specifically like i really feel like that man let himself go. though im not too pressed cuz it seemed like he was depressed n shit..... being immortal and unable to feel anything and all that.....

3.) bioshock infinite

columbia was made by a racist mormon. the only baths these mfs had was the baptism they all had.

2.) elden ring

largely because you can leave golden shit ("golden-tinged excrement") in other peoples worlds and also? caelid? you know that shit stink

1.) bloodborne

i was replaying the dlc and i just came across ludwig the accursed and 😭😭😭😭 i gagged i physically gagged. not even some nice draperies over that bitch like vicar amelia 😭😭😭 also "frenzy" is just a fancy word for the Yharnam equivalent for immense stank

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[transgenderization]

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

[cracklet]

Punching Him Thursday

[bagelbucket]

permission to remove all variations of the word “raw” from tumblrs vocabulary?

[gordon-ramsay-official]

:(

[bagelbucket]

except you gordon ramsay anything for you gordon ramsay

[gordon-ramsay-official]

:)

[alwaysbewoke]

The cops knew and protected this guy while throwing her in jail.

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Should’ve killed Him.

[sweatermuppet]

[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "act faggy! engage (shamelessly and often) with homosexuality! enrich your life." in the lower left corner are three pansies. the entire picture is textured to look aged and photocopied. /End ID]

redesign of my pride month one, meant to be a sister piece to "are you man enough?"

click for quality + do not remove caption (instagram) (my shop) (get it as a print)