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Loukas | he/him

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i'm still crashing out

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one thing i gotta give to sprints this year is that mclaren has far less opportunities to fuck lando over when it's a much shorter race lol

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how the fuck did lando manage to win a wdc last year with this useless team????

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@ andrea stella you better be taking lando's cock deep in your throat rn or i WILL get you

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next person i see trying to suggest mclaren has ever favoured lando will get 19 bullets lodged in their non-existent brain

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mclaren ruining another podium for lando fork found in kitchen

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lando doing everything he can and mclaren throwing that effort away, a tale as old as time

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what is the point of lando doing anything ever when mclaren is always going to fuck him over again and again and again every single race

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can mclaren not fuck lando over ONCE PLEASE JUST LET HIM RACE ONE FUCKING WEEKEND

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i hate this team so fucking much. literally every single race they have to fuck him over in one way or another

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the best driver on the grid rn. beautiful recovery drive. all effort undone by his useless team...

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can mclaren not fuck lando over ONCE PLEASE JUST LET HIM RACE ONE FUCKING WEEKEND

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i hate this team so fucking much. literally every single race they have to fuck him over in one way or another

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can mclaren not fuck lando over ONCE PLEASE JUST LET HIM RACE ONE FUCKING WEEKEND

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Charles providing some entertainment during the drivers’ parade

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Remaining time: 5 hours 17 minutes

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

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my heart was so full of whimsy and joy watching this flop off between england and france but i can already feel hate crawling back in just thinking about tomorrow's final

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slovene referee in the final... i'm suspicious

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spain you WILL lock in tomorrow

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good god this was some genuine shit vs ass