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iβm ALIVE , just overwhelmed with uh what would you call it ? oh β life. catch me queueing replies real quick while i #panic at the disco.
ππππ ππππΒ β£ jaesun.
jaesun: seeeeeeeee i knew it would sound cool
jaesun: that's why i said it
jaesun: but now ): i need to see your doggy
colby: if you come over right now you can see him.
colby: he's asleep but he'll wake right up.
&. NIA
Nia had been trying to readjust her heels without looking too obvious but soon, her heel was annoying her and she stepped beside a security guard. She held onto the wall as she pulled off her heel to readjust it.Β βShit,β She said, almost falling onto the man.Β βMy bad,β
Β Β Β Β Β LUCKY Β FOR Β THE Β BOTH Β OF Β THEM Β , Β he Β had Β fast Β reflexes. Β he Β caught Β her Β as Β quickly Β as Β she Β stumbled Β , Β righting Β her Β and Β shooting Β her Β a Β polite Β smile. Β Β Β Β Β β Β itβs Β all Β good, Β β Β he Β replied Β , Β eyes Β looking Β down Β to Β the Β heel Β sheβd Β taken Β off. Β Β Β Β Β Β β Β uncomfortable Β ? Β β
&. LYDIA
So, this was a charity event. This was a fundraiser for a good cause. She was supposed to be donating to help the local womenβs center. She was supposed to contribute to society. But, instead, all Lydia could think about was her missing earring. Sheβd only noticed moments ago, but her eyes had already gone wide in a panic, one hand lifted to tug at her now bare earlobe. How could it have fallen out? βShit,β she muttered under her breath, attempting to retrace her steps in the most casualΒ speed walking pace she could manage.Β βShit, shit, shit!β β As soon as she reached the last table that sheβd been seated at, Lydia plastered on a forced smile and attempted to politely clear her throat.Β βHi, sorry to interrupt anything,β she started, leaning down towards the nearest person,Β βbut have you seen a stray earring? Itβs a little gold and diamond stud β may or may not have a back. You havenβt seen anything like that, have you?β
Β Β Β Β Β BEING Β INVITED Β TO Β SIT Β AT Β A Β TABLE Β was Β a Β rarity Β , Β but Β all Β colby Β really Β had Β to Β do Β was Β be Β seen Β and Β not Β heard. Β that Β was Β the Β job Β description Β of Β a Β bodyguard Β anyway Β , Β right Β ? Β he Β sat Β in Β a Β chair Β that Β didnβt Β quite Β belong Β to Β the Β table Β , Β but Β his Β presence Β was Β still Β brought Β as Β celebrities Β and Β moguls Β laughed Β around Β the Β table Β at Β the Β latest Β joke Β about Β β Β something Β along Β the Β lines Β of Β the Β industry Β falling Β apart. Β a Β weak Β smile Β played Β on Β his Β lips Β and Β he Β prayed Β for Β someone Β to Β take Β him Β out Β of Β the Β conversation Β β Β danger Β or Β drama Β , Β heβd Β pay Β anyone Β for Β either Β one. Β just Β as Β someone Β asked Β him Β his Β thoughts Β on Β the Β industry Β from Β a Β bodyguardβs Β point Β of Β view Β , Β he Β heard Β a Β voice Β in Β his Β ear. Β it Β was Β like Β someone Β really Β was Β watching Β out Β for Β him. Β he Β gave Β the Β table Β a Β polite Β smile Β , Β but Β turned Β to Β the Β woman Β who Β was Β asking Β him Β about Β an Β earring. Β Β Β Β Β β Β iβm Β sorry Β , Β i Β havenβt. Β β Β he Β stood Β up Β from Β his Β place Β , Β excusing Β himself Β politely. Β Β Β Β Β β Β but Β believe Β me Β , Β i Β will Β help Β you Β look. Β β
&. OPEN STARTER
Β Β Β Β Β THESE Β HOLLYWOOD Β FUNDRAISERS Β always Β reminded Β colby Β he Β was Β not Β one Β of Β them. Β he Β had Β humble Β beginnings Β and Β heβd Β probably Β never Β live Β up Β to Β the Β wealth Β that Β filled Β the Β mansion Β he Β was Β in. Β his Β sharp Β black Β suit Β couldnβt Β compare Β to Β the Β designer Β names Β and Β the Β priceless Β diamonds Β walking Β in Β , Β but Β he Β actually Β didnβt Β mind. Β he Β didnβt Β mind Β being Β by Β the Β door Β with Β his Β supervisor Β mumbling Β directions Β into Β his Β earpiece Β , Β yelling Β at Β the Β new Β guys Β and Β creating Β overall Β chaos Β in Β his Β ear. Β this Β was Β the Β life Β , Β truly. Β he Β stood Β along Β the Β wall Β , Β eyes Β scanning Β the Β crowds. Β he Β was Β here Β to Β protect Β one Β person Β , Β but Β he Β didnβt Β mind Β keeping Β an Β eye Β out Β anyway. Β letting Β his Β guard Β down Β was Β the Β one Β thing Β he Β wasnβt Β allowed Β to Β do. Β Β Β Β Β β Β nothing Β to Β see Β here Β , Β bud, Β β Β he Β nodded Β to Β a Β passerby Β whoβs Β eyes Β were Β glued Β to Β his Β face. Β Β Β Β Β β Β move Β along. Β βΒ heΒ shookΒ hisΒ headΒ asΒ theΒ guestΒ walkedΒ awayΒ withΒ theirΒ champagneΒ sloshing. Β Β Β Β Β βΒ celebrities,Β βΒ heΒ mumbled.
&. BELLA
Β Β Β βΒ DO YOU EVER JUST β¦ think about how lil wayne is five foot five ? he should be called VERY lil wayneΒ β¦ thatβs got a nice ring to it . and , ANDΒ , big sean is only five foot eight . shouldnβt he be called AVERAGE sean ? heβs not big at all . their names are so misleading , i mean , whatβs next ? 2 chainz only has one chain ?Β β
Β Β Β Β Β β Β IβM Β VERY Β SORRY Β TO Β BREAK Β IT Β TO Β YOU Β , Β bella Β , Β but Β he Β really Β does Β only Β have Β one Β chain Β β Β and Β , Β dr. Β dre Β isnβt Β a Β real Β doctor. Β β Β a Β dramatic Β sigh Β leaves Β his Β lips Β , Β his Β hand Β reaching Β up Β to Β adjust Β the Β earpiece Β settled Β into Β his Β ear. Β Β Β Β Β Β β Β sucks Β , Β doesnβt Β it Β ? Β hollywood Β β Β all Β lies. Β β
ππππ ππππΒ β£ jaesun.
jaesun: i was about to ask but then i remembered
jaesun: YOU SHOULD CALL HIM COLBY JUNIOR
jaesun: cute puppy name
colby: i like ur thinking , dude.
colby: colby junior ?? cj for short.
!!! WHAT !!! THE !!! HELL !!!
ππππ ππππΒ β£ jace.
Jace: I'm betting you got it when I gave it to you??
Jace: Maybe just maybe
Jace: WAIT YOU GOT A DOG
Jace: I need photos for ideas!
colby: mmMMmm i have absolutely no memory of that.
colby: [ 1 photo attached ]
colby: tell me he isn't adorable.
ππππ ππππΒ β£ camila.
camila: winston. charlie. leia. austin. where'd you get them?? send pics.
colby: [ 1 file attached ]
colby: my sister's dog had puppies & she asked if i wanted one.
colby: i didn't , but i couldn't say no.
ππππ ππππΒ β£ nick.
nick: uhhh i'm pretty sure i gave it to you man
nick: so many namesssss were you looking for something cute or something badass
nick: also what does the dog look like because that plays a huge part
colby: uhhh maybe ?? i get numbers a lot of different ways.
colby: something ... punny
colby: [ 1 file attached ]
colby: the best golden retriever you've ever seen , yeah ?
ππππ ππππΒ β£ cordie.
CORDIE: How about 'my owner is a dipshit'
colby: ok let's put aside our differences for the sake of the dog , yeah?
ππππ ππππΒ β£ bella.
bella: is this bloody mary
bella: fuck i'm sry for chanting your name today
bella: pls name your dog bella in remembrance of me
colby: say it three more times just so i'm fully formed pls & thank u
colby: he'll love the name bella. it's his name now.
ππππ ππππΒ β£ LYDIA.
lydia: i won't has how, but WHO is this?
lydia: and what kind of dog is it?
lydia: pic or it's not real.
colby: it's ur new bff
colby: i g o t c h u
colby: [ 1 file attached ]
colby: don't golden retrievers just take over your heart ?
ππππ ππππΒ β£ lucy.
lucy: uhh bella's always a good one to go with unless it's male.
lucy: did that help?
colby: unfortunately, it is a male. he's a handful.
colby: i mean ... i could name him bella though , he'd never know the difference.
ππππ ππππΒ β£ honey.
honey: well delete it
honey: wait let me suggest a dog name and then u can delete it
honey: my suggestion is reginald romulus richardson
honey: aka triple r (thats gonna be the nickname)
colby: oh relax , you'd be so sad if i never texted you again.
colby: interesting. interesting.
colby: if i do name him triple r are you going to become attached to him?
ππππ ππππΒ β£ sierra.
Sierra: Leave.
Sierra: Forget this number.
Sierra: I have no interest in what in comparison to mine is a very mediocre life.
colby: mm no thanks.
colby: you're telling me ... you don't care abt dogs?
colby: you don't know even one name?