why don't you look at a painting which is predominantly blue and lose yourself in its melancholy and maybe you'll. actually you won't calm down.
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why don't you look at a painting which is predominantly blue and lose yourself in its melancholy and maybe you'll. actually you won't calm down.
alexander samokhvalov // salman toor
The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial
pretty clear to me who comes out on topâŚ
The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.
wrong.
explain?
The Beatles:Â Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects:Â Has a song in a Bionicle commerical
The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial
pretty clear to me who comes out on topâŚ
The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.
wrong.
explain?
The Beatles:Â Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects:Â Has a song in a Bionicle commerical
*anon voice* okay but what did the british royal family do that was so problematic???? do you have a link to their callout post ?
it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right
POV: you are an uber eats driver
you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my sonâs eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isnât inferior ?
đđđđ because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.
my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic
Omg⌠your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.
He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , donât think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6â4 getting chicks daily . Donât ever call my head a pin again
laser-free diet.
y'all need to hear about gerb.
gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.
when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain thatâs not a thing. but old cass wouldnât hear a word of it.
the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.
and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.
one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasnât paying attention.
now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerbâs boss came to him and said âuh,â
âyou scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shiftâ and gerb says âi recallâ âthatâs about four times faster than anything iâve ever seenâ and gerb says âyea okâ âjeremy what happened?â
and gerb says
âi had to save a little old woman from placebo radiationâ
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaibaâs routing and account numbers
man oh my god i just remembered my final final exam of high school, my 7th period exam for senior year, held in the auditorium with 2 other classes and like 8 total teachers watching, a guy i was on kinda good terms with asked if id let him cheat off my exam, and i was completely unable to say no to ppl so i was like "of course clifton baby i got u" but i was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE with cheating on exams so i "got up to pee" and our teacher escorted me to the bathrooms and i was like "jack buddy listen, clifton asked me to let him cheat and i said okay but i dont wanna so can u just hover near us so he doesnt get a chance to peek?" and he was like "vicky are u dumb" and i was like "yes" so he stuck near us and after the exam ended i caught clifton after school and was like "omg im so sorry! i can't believe he just hovered around us the whole time! how unfair!" and clifton was like "omg i know! dont feel bad girl its not your fault" but like girl............ it was my fault............. im sorry clifton..............