who cares~

Dallas. Choreographer. Thinker. just trying to figure out where I'm going IG: corncobcalhoun for selfiez

[satyriconmp3]

why don't you look at a painting which is predominantly blue and lose yourself in its melancholy and maybe you'll. actually you won't calm down.

[satyriconmp3]

[maryolive]

alexander samokhvalov // salman toor

[guerrillatech]

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial

pretty clear to me who comes out on top…

[boroslegionaries]

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

[dirtbaby2016]

wrong.

[boroslegionaries]

explain?

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial

pretty clear to me who comes out on top…

[boroslegionaries]

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

[dirtbaby2016]

wrong.

[boroslegionaries]

explain?

[dirtbaby2016]

The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial

The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical

[abstract-woman]

[communistkenobi-archive]

*anon voice* okay but what did the british royal family do that was so problematic???? do you have a link to their callout post ?

[sapphictastic]

it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right

[dicksmasher]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rottingfacade]

POV: you are an uber eats driver

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[toastbutteregg]

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[crunchbuttsteak]

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

man oh my god i just remembered my final final exam of high school, my 7th period exam for senior year, held in the auditorium with 2 other classes and like 8 total teachers watching, a guy i was on kinda good terms with asked if id let him cheat off my exam, and i was completely unable to say no to ppl so i was like "of course clifton baby i got u" but i was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE with cheating on exams so i "got up to pee" and our teacher escorted me to the bathrooms and i was like "jack buddy listen, clifton asked me to let him cheat and i said okay but i dont wanna so can u just hover near us so he doesnt get a chance to peek?" and he was like "vicky are u dumb" and i was like "yes" so he stuck near us and after the exam ended i caught clifton after school and was like "omg im so sorry! i can't believe he just hovered around us the whole time! how unfair!" and clifton was like "omg i know! dont feel bad girl its not your fault" but like girl............ it was my fault............. im sorry clifton..............

[peppermint1999]