but cold as a slab @coldasaslab - Tumblr Blog

I AM BACK

but I remember nothing. If we’re mutuals, please remind me your name and any other social handles

Also I got high and sat front row and took pictures because idek!!!

that pippin revival like really happened huh

Did it though?

Hi tumblr. I may not be around much anymore, but don't worry, I'm just as bad as I used to be

Making friends! (at Olivebridge, New York)

Bye we're never coming back! (at Olivebridge, New York)

I'm cute

Hi it's been 84 years since I posted but here's a very strong beer and my new crush who looks exactly like Charlotte it's fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey tumblr! Sorry I disappeared but I’m too busy being broke and hating everything!

Omg this WIND

Caught some zzzs in Central Park

You: “Cate Blanchett is straight”

Me:

my lord i had forgott the Fart

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

This is from John Aubrey’s Brief Lives, basically a gossip mag from the 1600s. It’s great.

thank you very much that sounds very interesting its been added to the list

welp i farted, gotta roam the country side for seven years

guys I just contacted a realtor about viewing a house upstate lol I can’t exactly afford a house upstate, but w/e

Sunset walk in the Bronx

I'm hungover as fuck but I managed to wake up looking pretty good? Also my dog is desperate for a walk

but cold as a slab