but cold as a slab

stupid do not read

[coldasaslab]

I AM BACK

but I remember nothing. If we’re mutuals, please remind me your name and any other social handles

[coldasaslab]

Also I got high and sat front row and took pictures because idek!!!

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

that pippin revival like really happened huh

[coldasaslab]

Did it though?

[coldasaslab]

Hi tumblr. I may not be around much anymore, but don't worry, I'm just as bad as I used to be

[coldasaslab]

Making friends! (at Olivebridge, New York)

[coldasaslab]

Bye we're never coming back! (at Olivebridge, New York)

[coldasaslab]

[coldasaslab]

I'm cute

[coldasaslab]

Hi it's been 84 years since I posted but here's a very strong beer and my new crush who looks exactly like Charlotte it's fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coldasaslab]

hey tumblr! Sorry I disappeared but I’m too busy being broke and hating everything! 

[coldasaslab]

Omg this WIND

[coldasaslab]

Caught some zzzs in Central Park

[geschaeftskalteeisfrau]

You: “Cate Blanchett is straight”

Me:

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[quendergeer]

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

[angrydumpling]

This is from John Aubrey’s Brief Lives, basically a gossip mag from the 1600s. It’s great.

[airframeextender]

thank you very much that sounds very interesting its been added to the list

[coldasaslab]

welp i farted, gotta roam the country side for seven years

[coldasaslab]

guys I just contacted a realtor about viewing a house upstate lol I can’t exactly afford a house upstate, but w/e

[coldasaslab]

Sunset walk in the Bronx

[coldasaslab]

I'm hungover as fuck but I managed to wake up looking pretty good? Also my dog is desperate for a walk