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Show & Tell
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Acquired Stardust

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.

shark vs the universe

titsay
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ellievsbear

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@coldbutterflies
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Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy
try building it on land next time you stupid italians
^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane
Whoa mama mia cunt
Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that
“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive
and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged
they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine
so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig
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"Shouldn't the man who invented the iPhone own his own creation?"
An explanation by anti-capitalist brad pitt.
"Mazzucato lists twelve crucial technologies that make smartphones “smart”: (1) microprocessors;(2) memory chips; (3) solid state hard drives; (4) liquid crystal displays; (5) lithium-based batteries;(6) fast Fourier transform algorithms; (7) the internet; (8) HTTP and HTML protocols; (9) cellular networks; (10) Global Positioning Systems (GPS); (11) touchscreens; and (12) voice recognition. Every last one was supported by the public sector at key stages of development."
Leigh Phillips and Michal Rozworski, The People’s Republic of Walmart
“A critical history of technology would show how little any of the inventions [..] are the work of a single individual.”
–Karl Marx, Capital
positivelypresent ~ Instagram
Why is your url washingdishes with the w and d switched ?
My URL does not stand for Washing dishes.
my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.
and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.
edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”
just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”
if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me
Piping Plover chick
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I 🥺ed my way into this situation and I’m going to 🥺 my way out
only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching
WAIT A MINUTE
Wake up babe, new theology just dropped.
dark green is a nice color. underrated
ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green