gemini boi

stay soft

[catsofyore]

"The hole made by firefighters to rescue Sox the cat." 1971. Source.

[colderboness]

our cat charles got in our walls through the vents and was in there for 3 days. he came out covered in black soot. we thought he was dead.

[colderboness]

is he hot or makes his own ethel cain merch hot

[medley]

Vintage 1981 Sleeping Teddy Bear Ivory Plate

[colderboness]

i own that plate!

[colderboness]

I had top surgey the day staff banned “female presenting nipples” ultimate power move?

[lgbt-userboxes]

{It’s this gay boys birthday}

[colderboness]

This is the only day I can reblog this

[colderboness]

Now I'm 17!!! The tradition continues

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[colderboness]

The biggest power move is drinking from a coffee mug in places where it is 100% not normal. Example: walking down the street, drinking from a ceramic mug. Big move

[deathtokillian]

👏STOP 👏 GIVEING 👏 CIS 👏 PEOPLE 👏 TRANS 👏 CHARACTERS👏 ROLES 👏

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[classicmeevs]

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

[bellygangstaboo]

[partlysmith]

EVERYBODY HOLD THE FUCK UP

THAT IS ALL

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

where do they keep the tiddies

[dirtbaby2016]

Chest

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

anyone got a key

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[asdfghjk-archive]

word of advice to people planning for top surgery: drink juice instead of water. no one wants to hear this but anesthesia turns off your bladder muscles, and will prevent you from peeing. juice is a diuretic that helps combat this. water will put you in a lot of pain.

[se17enteen]

[userboxed]

[margielamartin-deactivated20190]