[hostileapple-blog]

the moon wanted me to let you know that you’re doing great and that things will get better.

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

Why doesn’t Netflix add some good horror like scooby doo on zombie island?

[solardivulger]

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

[fluffymcmuffins]

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

[veggiedaddy]

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

[dekoi2501post]

[thingsthatintrestme]

@leaf-beard

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[spanko-the-goon]

Unexpected and welcomed

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

I just. I don’t like this view of “millennials vs Gen Z”. This is NOT supposed to be a competition of who got fucked over the most and who’s “actually fighting back”.

Millennials are fighting back just by surviving in a job market where the minimum wage doesn’t cover the living cost. Millennials are awesome at “killing” the diamond, golfing and napkins industries. Millennials are using the internet to make sure things that corporations want to keep in the dark are exposed. They’re open LGBTQIA-friendly business, they’re supporting each other with online donations so everyone can survive this shitty economy.

And the Gen Z kids? The Gen Z kids are rad. I remember a post about something like the millennials making a collective promise to never become a disenchanted generation that only criticizes the next one and I want to point out that this “millennials vs gen z” trend is trying to do exactly that: split us apart. Prevent millennials from being the older siblings that teach the younger siblings to throw a good punch and turn them into the annoyed adult complaining about “those kids” on their lawn. We are the two groups that grew in a connected world of information. We are two very unique generations.

I think that it’s our duty for us millennials, as a disrespected, underpaid, very angry generation to stand up by our younger siblings, and fight together the oppressive systems that brought us all to this point.

[willowofthehearth]

They’re trying very hard to pit Millennials and Gen Z against each other because I honestly think they’re terrified of what the two will accomplish together.

[gahdamnpunk]

Brenda had TIME today

[dilf-pickle]

[egberts]

peter parker literally did not deserve that and i’m not over it

[dospunk]

This could be in reference to any event in Peter Parker’s life tbh

[roboco-san]

me explaining to my friends why I’m so bad at making plans: I have adhd and time isn’t real

[roboco-san]

this is my post but mood

[catchymemes]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[gahdamnpunk]

This is messed up

[thundercaya]

Instructions for how to get around this here. Shouldn’t have to be done, but make sure people know what to do.