The Boobless Blog

I just reblog shit and dump random things and thoughts here hoping someone will read it and think i'm as funny as I think I am.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[hydrahowl]

you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away

FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME

[escuerzoresucitado]

[svartibaldur]

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[cilantrhoes]

[joeyclaire]

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[lacroix-drinker]

[sirguyofnothing]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[dogpuppy]

[gomjabbar]

i had a dream i was at a party and this girl was avoiding me and someone was like "yeah she said you weirded her out during covid" and i said "what, no i didn't" and i checked my messages and the first & only text i sent to her in 2020 was a 6 minute long video of a knight dismembering another knight with a sword

[bwooom]

im actually technically a hivemind but im pretty clumsy and i got every other body of mine killed and now im just one guy. it happens.

[throathole]

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car