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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
no mi circo no mis feratus
you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away
FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME
not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal
"is that ok . "
Yonic dish found in NY
this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.
if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.
but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.
BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "
how are you a lesbian but he him
please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father
you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.
i had a dream i was at a party and this girl was avoiding me and someone was like "yeah she said you weirded her out during covid" and i said "what, no i didn't" and i checked my messages and the first & only text i sent to her in 2020 was a 6 minute long video of a knight dismembering another knight with a sword
im actually technically a hivemind but im pretty clumsy and i got every other body of mine killed and now im just one guy. it happens.
I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*
letd go eat parts of that guys car