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I the man of a million faces…. I saw a thousand and one different places…. Prioritizing fun and…
((I have officially moved blogs to here! This is now my newest and most current blog!))
The Game of Life... *A Closed RP with myself to move a story along...*
My seventh life was one of complete royalty.
"STARFY! BAD NEWS! THE END OF DAYS ARE HERE! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SEA IS GETTING BIGGER!" Moe shouted at Starfy.
"EEEHA!" He responded, which Bunston responded to as well.
"Yeah Moe. Starfy’s right! You are just getting yourself in a tizzy! It’s probably due to your horror movie obsession for Hallowee-"
*HIT!* *SPLASH!*
"Now, like a mature person would do after being proven right…"
"I TOLD YOU SO! I TOLD YO-" And Moe was than silenced by Starfy spin dashing into him.
"Ok I’ll shut up now. Of course you remember your moves now…" he spoke, as they went outside.
Moe wasn’t any further from the truth. Pufftop, the cloud kingdom is literally just floating on the sea.
"Ah jeez Starfy! This is VERY BAD! If I recall right, Pufftop beings don’t live in the sea!" Bunston spoke while Starfy was freaking out.
"ALRIGHT STARFY! CALM DOWN! If we are going to fix this someone, we need a clear head and some help!" Moe declared, as the group appeared.
"Ah bloody ‘ell. I guess ya’ already know the worlds are screwing up like…"
"AH! THINK YAHTZEE!" the white man argued with himself.
"HEEEY!" The star creature spoke up, while the other 2 listened.
"Are you serious Starfy?!? Forget about Pufftop for a bit and see what they have in store?!?" Moe question, while Bunston jumped in.
"Not a bad idea! They are trying to fix this, so I say why not and go to!" Bunston agreed, and he and Starfy ran towards the group, who already had the list out.
"Bu-bu…" he than sighed, with some amusement in his voice.
"We always do things Starfy’s way in the end I guess. Might as well do it now and get it done with…" he spoke, soon hopping over to the growing group as well…
My eighth life I was in the secret service...
"Kowalski! Analysis! Post-haste!" Skipper urged the tallest penguin, whom pulled out a abacus and starting moving them around.
"According to my research sir, we have approximately about 10 seconds when I finish this sentence before it all goes up in smoke," he theorized.
"FISH AND CHIPS! We can't do that! It takes at least hours for us to clean up after one of yo-"
AAAAAAND, there goes the boom, as a explosion from the vault occurred, while they soon braced for impact...
But for it to not come...
"Uhh, excuse me for possibly jinxing it and ruining it-" was all Private spoke before he was cut off.
"Now Private, I don't believe in mumbo-jumbo like luck. Just magic, like that dance file showed," he responded, before looking at the thing they were worried about.
The thermal reactor was gone, but the explosion that occurred wasn't it.
"Yum yum!" Rico sputtered, as he soon panted wildly.
"ACES RICO! Told ya' Kowalski! Always cut the green wire..." he spoke, as Kowalski pulled out a analysis chart.
"IMPOSSIBLE! The readings the universe wide web chart of worlds said that something BIG was going to happen here! If not that, than wha-" as a knock came onto the door to the lair, a fish bowl.
"Private, spy-scope please," he requested, as Private pulled down a spy scope and Skipper looked into it...
As he saw some group of beings with them.
"SWEET NEPTUNE! WE BEEN RATTED OUT!" Skipper shouted in fear while Kowalski smacked his head.
"OF COURSE! THAT! That was what I was thinking of. But however, I noticed a group of people slowly growing as they jump from world to world as the bad thing either already happened, is happening, or DID happen..." Kowalski noted.
"Hey, our cover being compromised is very bad, and these guys are here! What if THEY are the ones who were at the other places?" Private asked.
"Only 1 way to find out..." Skipper spoke, before a round of head nodding in approval occurred...
And they all jumped out, ready for anything that may happen.
"AH! 'DERE THEY ARE!" Scout spoke up, as the rest turned to them.
"Well, that answers my question I guess..." Skipper spoke, knowing where this is going...
After getting acquainted with the situation, they soon headed out again, but just as they were going to leave, Skipper turned and saw a sign advertising a new attraction to the zoo that hasn't been there.
"Zbornak and her friend? Huh..." he thought before putting it in the back of his mind.
4 people have entered the central park zoo.
ribbonsosweet
the-ducks-from-fix-it-felix
calhoun-and-friends
ripperlightningraiden
"Well I’ll be! Looks like we got some visitors boys!" Skipper declared, causing the rest of the penguins to line up in orderly formation.
"Oh, visitors! GOODY! Welcome to the central park zoo!" Private greeted, before being interrupted by Kowalski.
"Now Private, remember that most of these people are humans! Odds are that they will not hear our talking," Kowalski corrected. Yes they will, but he doesn’t know that yet.
"VISITORS! ALL RIGHT!" Rico exclaimed in joy.
"Did… you penguins just… maybe my optical and hearing transplants need to be checked…"
As soon as he heard what the cyborg said, Kowalski soon went fully shocked in his facial features.
"W-Wait, are you capable of HEARING US?!?" Kowalski asked in surprise.
"FISH AND CHIPS MEN! WE COULD BE COMPROMISED!" Skipper shouted, as Rico quickly slid over on his belly, and belched out a TNT stick. He than caught it and was ready to aim it at Raiden, before Skipper commanded him to lower his arm. "Hold your fire Rico. We just think that he can possibly hear us, not be a THREAT to us! And besides, I don't need ANOTHER cyborg enemy."
((Hiatus? till unknown date.))
((Well, my cpu finally gave out. Meaning I have too wait till the family gets a new tower for the CPU, or till I get a laptop of my own. In the meanwhile, I will be trying to use my kindle fire to rp…Wish me luck, I’ll need it.))
4 people have entered the central park zoo.
ribbonsosweet
the-ducks-from-fix-it-felix
calhoun-and-friends
ripperlightningraiden
"Well I'll be! Looks like we got some visitors boys!" Skipper declared, causing the rest of the penguins to line up in orderly formation.
"Oh, visitors! GOODY! Welcome to the central park zoo!" Private greeted, before being interrupted by Kowalski.
"Now Private, remember that most of these people are humans! Odds are that they will not hear our talking," Kowalski corrected. Yes they will, but he doesn't know that yet.
"VISITORS! ALL RIGHT!" Rico exclaimed in joy.
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
VROOM VROOM!
Yeah, Rico is definitely always a peace when he is DESTROYING the peace, isn't he?
However, my center of peace is when I have successfully create inventions that defy all logical possibilities and create their own personal set of laws.
LUNICORNS! Their messages about tranquility and friendship always brings a smile to my face!
And as for their leader, pretty much having the entire central park zoo in full, working joyful conditions is enough for me...
However, Ringtail could EASILY manage with turning off the music during night hours!
Introduction
"ALL SET UP TEAM! Commence operation: exploration!" a voice cried out, before 4 penguins jumped out of the shadows.
Soon, the 4 penguins were aligned in a orderly formed square, looking at the visitor.
"Welcome visitor! We are the Penguins Of Madagascar, and our duty is to serve you!" the flat headed penguin said.
"Of course! Our duty is to help all the animals of the world!" the tiny round headed penguin spoke up.
"And by my calculations, seeing how you have animal cells, be definition, that makes you, a animal." The skinny tall penguin deduced from his white board.
"ASK! ASK!" the scarred penguin than said.
"Precisely Rico! Just ask us by filling out the proper forms at our HQ and we will see if your goals are noble enough!" The first penguin than again spoke.