YAY!

OHH! A VISITOR! WELCOME! Name's Rayman, guardian of the Glade Of Dreams! I'm always looking forward to meeting new people, finding the positive side in them even if they are attacking the Glade Of Dreams. Just, expect me to attack them with a smile! ((A rp account for Rayman of the Rayman franchise. Start something Legendary by tagging him with "limblesswonder" As you can probably tell by the character, this is going to be a sfw place which rarely, if ever, ventures into nsfw death or voilence. If you want smut, go see either my Scout or Margaret account, cause you won't find anything here!))

[nintendostwonerds]

Carnival of Muses

I the man of a million faces…. I saw a thousand and one different places…. Prioritizing fun and…

((I have officially moved blogs to here! This is now my newest and most current blog!))

[nintendostwonerds]

The Game of Life... *A Closed RP with myself to move a story along...*

[femalegothicsniper]

My fourth life I was a singing Gothic sniper…

"Uh…" Scout verbally wondered, while the sights in front of him were a concert hall.

"Weird…I thought it said something about being a super market…" 9-volt doubled checked the address, having everything but the title match up. "Well, only one way to find out…

Entering the building, it was a empty theater room, while the stage, there was a organ playing, while lyrics are coming out of the player…

"Alright, I am officially loss, so if you need me, I will b-" he soon stepped back, only to get caught on a hat that started shining.

"OH JESUS WHAT THE HECK IS TH-" suddenly, he noticed something..

No music playing…

and no more player…

"Oh man, sorry, but this is WAY creepier than Majora’s Mask!" 18-volt shouted, looking around.

"I-I-I think I can let that s-s-slide…" he spoke, looking around, till he literally found her eye to eye.

"Hello there…" she spoke, causing the gamer to step back in shock as the others turned while they jumped back. Scout literally jumped so far back he fell.

"U-uh, hey there…" he spoke. "Thanks for scaring us."

"Pleasure’s all mine, big red…" she responded with a laugh, causing Scout to think. Why does that coming from her sound familiar? He doesn’t know her…Or at least, he THINKS he doesn’t…

"Anyway, no need to explain why you’re here. Some told me about you guys coming here. Lead the way…" she further spoke, while the others shrugged, and went on their way…

However, no one seem to notice that the hat from before was turning purple…

[limblesswonder]

My fifth life I was a carefree limbless man...

Eating fruit. Sleeping till the next adventure. What else is there to do? Well, that adventure part, but where will that happe-

"YO! RAYMAN!" "Hey 2D platformer hero I happen to like more so than Mario!"

Voices. Calling for him. Well, there's only one thing to do...

"YEAH!" he shouted, running on top from tree to tree, trying to spot the people who want him. When he thought he got to a good enough spot, he looked down under the trees.

What a nice looking group. Very diverse. Many different people to hang around with. Well, what else to do but...

"HELLO!" he shouted, landing right in between them.

"HEY THERE!" Rayman shouted, looking at the group.

"OH! Bloody 'ell! Why is everyone so jumpy?!? I'm the jumpy o-" than Yahtzee hit him in the Scout's baseball containment unit, causing him to fall onto his knees.

"Uh...sorry..." he responded, before looking back at the others.

"So, did you guys wanted to see me?" he asked, even though the answer was probably clear...

"Yeah. We got a note saying we need to enlist you into our group for people someone needs, because our worlds are very...changing..." 9-volt explained.

"Weirdnes, huh? Well, everything here is doing well..." Rayman spoke in content, before looking up to see something...

There was a glass dome above it. And so many pipes. And there were sounds of other humans having fun to, while a sign above them said "INDOOR FOREST WATER PARK!".

"WHERE DID THAT GET THERE?!?" Rayman shouted in surprise while the others looked and got shocked.

"Yeah. Weirdness. Ya' getting it?" The Scout bluntly spoke.

"Well, come on! Lets go solve this!" Rayman shouted, jumping into the air once more and running with his limbless body and legs...

[limblesswonder]

Jungle Jamboree! Open RP

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-Td-M91gE

New Year's Eve! A day that is a festive for the people of the Glade of Dreams. Rayman was in band land where the band was playing some of the most energetic music they got. There were even events going on, like tree racing, berry bouncing, and more!

Rayman was at the band first before he started to go check out the rest of the place before running into someone. "Hey there! Enjoying the party?" he asked energetically.

[carnivalofmuses-blog]

((Hiatus? till unknown date.))

((Well, my cpu finally gave out. Meaning I have too wait till the family gets a new tower for the CPU, or till I get a laptop of my own. In the meanwhile, I will be trying to use my kindle fire to rp…Wish me luck, I’ll need it.))

[globplumberremade]

[limblesswonder]

((The best part is that this would probably be accurate.))

[limblesswonder]

"... (Ales is pretty much sneaking up behind Rayman in his hat, his fangs ready to nip at him.)"

And Rayman was blissfully unaware of this, eating the oranges that fell into his hand…

However, he than heard a sound of a familiar person…

Globox was sliding down on the slope beneath him, calling Rayman to join him.

"Heh, it’s on, Globox!" he declared, jumping off the tree, landing on the slope before beginning his slide down to catch up to Globox.

[limblesswonder]

Well, looks like Globox was caught. He was literally frozen, same goofy facial expression in place, completely unaware of the fact that he is being bitten.

Meanwhile, Rayman was entering the Livid Dead. He remembered that Voodoo Mama has made a potion for vampires. She has also made potions for deadly flies, flying zombie chickens, and the like. He hoped that he would find that vampire potion…

*A Few Minutes later*

Rayman soon exited the land of the Livid Dead, with a bag that has a picture of his hand in it. Inside the bag was the vampire vial, and as soon as vampire Ales tries too bite it, the vial will take effect on Ales, hopefully turning him back into a teensie.

Running back down, he saw the 2 where Globox was frozen and Ales was feasting. Putting the vial bag hand on his right hand, Rayman called out to them.

"GLOOOO-BOX! AAAAAAA-LES!" He shouted, hoping to draw their attention, while he was waving his hand that was disguising the potion. He hoped that ales will bite into his hand, but will instead get the medicine.

*GLOBOX YOU FUCKING GOOF. While Ales sucks his blood, he made sure to use his wand to make Globox’s blood seem ‘infinite,’ and he ‘chirps’ happily as he continues to suck it. Though, as soon as Ales heard Rayman, he stops sucking Globox’s blood. He grins as he sees the hand, and…*

"Oh Rayman, you are so silly, and so sweet~ I should thank you later~!!"

*With that, Ales laughs as he flies towards Rayman, and he tackles the hand down. He bites into it and sucks on it, and his form begins to change very slowly. Bye bye purple-ish skin, good bye fangs, good bye wings.*

"(Suckle, suckle…)"

[limblesswonder]

Seeing Ales form start to change back, Rayman knew that his plan was working. Might as well go along with him till he is completely.

"Oh my! The agony! The pain! The..." he than saw the Ales was soon basically transformed back to normal.

"...PLAN WORKED!" he shouted, doing his traditional victory dance

[askabluemountainmusician-blog]

Running up the mountainside, Rayman soon came to the mountaineer's place, as well as the mountaineer himself. "Hey there!" he greeted. "Been some time since I last saw you."

The Musician turned his head to face where the voice was coming from. It was none other than Rayman!

"Rayman!" He exclaimed, hardly believing his eyes. "Wow, it’s been aaaages since we’ve seen each other! How’s life been? What brings you back to the Valley?"

[limblesswonder]

"Yeah, it allows me to make my hair into a hair-a-copter much easier!" He explained, before jumping up into the air to show him his hair becoming a helicopter propeller. "Also, how ARE the valley people doing these days besides missing me?" he asked.

[askabluemountainmusician-blog]

"We’re doing pretty well around here as far as I can tell." The Musician said, glancing off into the distance briefly. "I’ve been spending some time with Joe and Tarayzan lately. They’re cool guys. And I heard some festival is going on in Picture City!"

[limblesswonder]

"That's great to hear! I had a feeling us limbless folks will get along just fine." Rayman responded with joy, before hearing of a festivity in Picture City.

"Oh! I always wanted to go around Picture City without the threat of falling down into a sea of darktoons!" Oh boy, that was the place where he, and the mun, knew that adventure was going to be more taxing than they thought. Regardless, he still managed to pull it off!

[limblessyetlively-deactivated20]

"HEY! ANOTHER ME!" Rayman eagerly shouted as he hopped down from the tree he originally was resting on to greet his counterpart. "Hello other me!" he greeted with a huge smile, waving hi to him.

Rayman was stunned. Another him??

"H-hi?" He tried, waving his own hand slowly. Then his mind started to whirl…all the possibilities! They could have so much fun together! They could be like brothers!

"Wanna have some fun?" He grinned, giving the other a playful nudge.

[limblesswonder]

Well, it was great to see this Rayman was interested into the idea of fun. Of course he was ready to have some fun! "Of course!" he responded happily, hands folded and smiling like a happy energetic child. "Watcha’ have in mind?"

"Weeeeeeellll…." He rolled his eyes upwards, thinking of all the possibilities,"We could go bug Betilla into giving us cookies, there’s places to explore, a great swimming pond, must I really go on?"

This was basically his twin, after all. He must have some of the same ideas!

[limblesswonder]

"Yeah! There are plenty of things to do!" Rayman agreed, before thinking of one that he thinks may be interesting.

"OH! seeing how we are basically each other, how about a race? We start from the Snoring Tree, and we go all the way around the Glade of Dreams; from Jibberish Jungle to the Mystical Pique? The loser will have too do a dare from the winner!" he offered.

[limblesswonder]

"... (Ales is pretty much sneaking up behind Rayman in his hat, his fangs ready to nip at him.)"

And Rayman was blissfully unaware of this, eating the oranges that fell into his hand…

However, he than heard a sound of a familiar person…

Globox was sliding down on the slope beneath him, calling Rayman to join him.

"Heh, it’s on, Globox!" he declared, jumping off the tree, landing on the slope before beginning his slide down to catch up to Globox.

[limblesswonder]

Tapping Rayman’s shoulder, Globox pointed to the Snoring Tree back on top of the hill. Quickly, Rayman had idea. If he could just get over there, he may be able to get to The Land Of The Livid Dead, and once there, he will than just have to reach Voodoo Mama. If anyone is magical enough to reverse spells, it would be her!

Upon seeing trees leading upwards to the Snoring Tree, Rayman soon started jumping branch to branch to reach the snoring tree. Meanwhile, Globox than jumped straight off the tree, onto Ales head, before bouncing off and running in the opposite direction of Rayman. Hopefully this would buy Rayman time as he gets help from Voodoo Mama…

*Go Rayman, go Rayman, go go! Before the vampire Teensie knew it, he was ‘stomped on by Globox, and it results in him growling. Then, he remembers about his magic, so he grins. He uses his wand’s magic to bind Globox into place so he can’t move, and he evilly chuckles, walking towards him.*

"Oh, you and Rayman are as silly as ever, and still so dumb. Don’t worry- (He grins, waving his wand around.) This wont hurt a tad bit~"

*His wand glows once again to cast a spell that will numb the pain, and as soon as he was close enough, he pounces onto him, letting his teeth penetrate his skin. 1 down, 1 to go. Don’t worry, they cant be turned into vampires. It’s just a magic anon.*

[limblesswonder]

Well, looks like Globox was caught. He was literally frozen, same goofy facial expression in place, completely unaware of the fact that he is being bitten.

Meanwhile, Rayman was entering the Livid Dead. He remembered that Voodoo Mama has made a potion for vampires. She has also made potions for deadly flies, flying zombie chickens, and the like. He hoped that he would find that vampire potion...

*A Few Minutes later*

Rayman soon exited the land of the Livid Dead, with a bag that has a picture of his hand in it. Inside the bag was the vampire vial, and as soon as vampire Ales tries too bite it, the vial will take effect on Ales, hopefully turning him back into a teensie.

Running back down, he saw the 2 where Globox was frozen and Ales was feasting. Putting the vial bag hand on his right hand, Rayman called out to them.

"GLOOOO-BOX! AAAAAAA-LES!" He shouted, hoping to draw their attention, while he was waving his hand that was disguising the potion. He hoped that ales will bite into his hand, but will instead get the medicine.

[trespeak]

I don’t know what’s more unbelievable:

the fact that Rayman 3 actually is a thing that happened

or the fact that both times it’s been released they gave it an E/E10+ rating.

[limblesswonder]

((A DIRECT QUOTE FROM GLOBOX-->"Dear player, it might surprise you to learn that yours truly is composed of eight hundred and sixteen polygons. Given that the garden-variety glute only contains THREE hundred and eighteen polygons, you can PLAINLY see why I'm on the cutting edge of 3D technology."'

I'm going for the former.))

[pineapplegrenader]

You know what really bothers me? In every Rayman Legends review, the teensies are always called “the smurf people….”

[limblesswonder]

((NO SMURFING WAY! I CAN HARDLY SMURF THIS!))

[cinnamuff]

It’s been such a long time since Rayman Legends came out. it feels like it’s been over a century!  

[limblesswonder]

((All day, everyday it feels like.))

[limblesswonder]

"(Ahem.) ... 'You've got the kawaii kissing disease!! Spread it by kissing the next ten people on your dash~' (And after that, he kisses Rayman on his cheek, blushing.) Damn it Japan, you and your rare disease of 'Kawaii.'"

Well, looks like that even Rayman has cracked when given this one too many times. But considering he has already done it twice, it was about time that it ended.

[limblesswonder]

Hi! Ermm... Would you please explain how you exist without limbs.... =/

Well now, might as well go for a world record of explaining his existence in the fewest amount of words now.

"Magic. Literally. Magic." Rayman answered, emphasizing each word.

[askthemagician-deactivated20180]

Jumping on the magician's hat, Rayman than landed on the floor next to him before lifting his hat up a bit. "Hello Magician! Been some time since I saw you." he said with joy.

The Magician was relaxing and minding his own business inside of the top hat when a disturbance frightened him. Who or what was jumping on his hat? He didn’t know, and it caused him to instantly peek out to see if it was a threat or not.

Once he had seen the familiar limbless before him, he jumped from hiding and extended a hand. “Ah, it’s you!”

[limblesswonder]

"Yeah, just Rayman here!" he responded, shaking his hand in response. "Hope I wasn't disturbing anything too important." Rayman only saw his hat from a tree branch. He didn't know that he woke him up during a nap.

[a-wind-of-freedom-deactivated20]

✮ +1

limblesswonder started following you!

[a-wind-of-freedom-deactivated20]

"Oh, hey there. Didn’t we meet the other day?" he blinked, recognising him. Unless he was an alternate? Sonic didn’t know but he knew he had seen him before, even though he didn’t know his name.

[limblesswonder]

"OH YEAH! I gave you that kissing disease, right?" Rayman asked, quickly remembering who the hedgehog was. Rayman was certainly a kisser yesterday, that is, if you don't consider that he was forced to do by the disease.

[kimmiesasumori]

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[limblesswonder]

((*SQUEALS IN DELIGHT*!

BTW, where was this from?))