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@colecaruso
âWell, I think youâve got the wrong door here, but Iâm sure I can help you find who youâre looking for.â Then he held a finger up. âOr we can totally just go partying. Iâm a great person to hang out with. I know from experience,â he joked.
âActually, I donât think so. See the woman who lives a few doors down sheâs way too shy for her own good and sheâs a customer of mine so she politely asked or begged really for me to deliver you the mail sheâs been getting by mistake. I think she may or may not have a tiny crush on you.â
sageovaldaâ:
âItâs funny you should ask that,â they said, mock serious and rolling their eyes. âYes. So go on: entertain me! Do a flip or whatever it is you do.â
âI might save myself from the embarrassment. So Iâm definitely not up for the task--though maybe you can ask someone a little more willing?â
Romina thought a solo outing would help her get her head together. Get some coffee, a pastry maybe, go over this script her agent had sent her, and just try to decompress. Emotionally, she was erring closer to wreck than she wanted. So, she sat there, mulling over the script but not really grasping the words on the page. She bit her lip and furrowed her brow as she read the page one more time. She absentmindedly took a sip of her coffee while still trying to focus on the page.
âOkay, so donât shoot the messenger but that guy over there literally begged me to tell you or rather ask if he could sit by you? Pretty weird he canât just say hey but anyways here I am.â
OPEN STARTER âÂ
Sage leaned against the tabletop, drumming their fingers impatiently against it. The restlessness was settling in again. If only there was something to do. âWhat are the odds of someone showing up and just â parkouring their way through here, dâyou think?â
âAre you that dire in need of some sort of entertainment?â
andrewhanoverâ:
âHey, hey! Now donât put words on my mouth. I donât have a thing for cougars but I can appreciate beauty,â he made sure to quickly correct him because thatâs how rumors began. âI guess he is happier in his fantasy world, some people just donât like to see people for their true self. At least you dodged that bullet.â
âRight---sure.â Cole responded taking notes on the quick correct but who was he to judge? Not really his place to otherwise. âYeah. Iâd rather just be left in the dark on most things. Though I wish you could filter those types of people out of meeting with them. If only that was so simple.â
mxverckâ:
âIf I didnât sleep with your brother, Iâd definitely be asking to sleep with you. Donât tell him that, though. I think he likes thinking that heâs the only straight guy I crush on.âÂ
âI wouldnât tell him that if I were you, he might get offended. Youâre probably on to something. I think all of us Carusoâs are known to be a little territorial.â
âIâm not saying Iâm highâŚ.but if I was highâŚdo you know where I live? I canât even remember the passcode to my phone. I knew I shouldâve set up the fingerprint thing. But you knowâŚthe government can control you better if they have your fingerprints on fileâŚâ
âAlright so youâre one of those. Unfortunately, I donât so you may be outta luck unless you would rather get a good recommendation for a place to grab some grub and just wait it out.â
andrewhanoverâ:
âIn my defense, she was not that bad looking.â Not sure how that comment would make him look any better. âThatâs one of those situations where Iâd happily rather die than go through it. Did the husband notice?â
âSo, you have a thing for cougars? Got it.â Cole nodded. âYeah I donât wish it for anyone. Oh, he did-- and somehow I got blame because his wife was some supposed saint. Iâm not sure how oblivious one person can really be.â
@emma-caruso
Julia Ormond as Julia and Ben Barnes as Benjamin in BBCâs âGold Diggerâ.
â⌠she got a little frisky,â he paused before taking a sip from his drink. âI mean she was around eighty and said that I reminded her of her fourth â¨husband. So, I asked her how many had she had, and she said âthreeâ.â Andrew chuckled, shaking his head. âShe then proceeded to ask me out which I politely declined. So, that was my day, how was yours?â
âIt definitely didnât consist of being hit on by a Grandma.â Cole shook his head at the otherâs comment. But I did have a lady who was obviously married hit on me--with her husband right beside here. That was pretty intense.â
ââââRight,â Ophelia interrupted self-righteously. In black stilettos, she cleared 5â˛5âł though she wouldâve fooled giants with her gravity and assurance. âSo, Iâm a really busy person, and youâve been talking for approximately a million years. I just want to know if youâre almost done, so I can plan for the rest of my day.â She beamed genially, eyeing the victim of her brazen.Â
Cole looked over at the person she was speaking to, luckily it wasnât him. Not one to get into anybodyâs business but the man watched the other almost cower away like a lost puppy. âI think if your mission was to have a grown man walk away with his imaginary tail between his legs--well done.â
his hair omg
tjxthompsonâ:
âYou want me to top this? This stuff? The best I can do is moonshine from Mississippi and Iâm not sure if that shitâs even FDA approved, so no. I think Iâll just give you one of those âI Heart NYCâ caps or t-shirts instead.â
âI think youâre forgetting that Iâm no tourist. Seriously, I once saw a grown man decked out in all that gear. And he seemed content, like it was his greatest accomplishment. Iâm not sure what was going through his head. At least wear like a Giants jersey to rep your city. Well. Actually that might be counter productive actually since theyâre just shit this year.â