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Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.

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Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression

deforest

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

radicalmuslimfeminist

82 years later and it’s still relevant

twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad

This will never not be relevant.

shesfiction

82 years and we still have to fucking tell men this shit

niggazinmoscow

This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.

basiilhallward

instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone

basiilhallward

instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone

thebestmoreorless-deactivated20

SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

HAHAHAHAHA THE LAST ONE

wornseoul-deactivated20210821

Just going to leave this here

astralinterloper

)dangernips:

!!!

To date they have killed far more Muslims than any other religious group. It’s not Islam vs Christianity, nor is it ISIS vs Christians, it’s ISIS vs the rest of the world. The media’s portrayal of ISIS is simply manipulative propaganda to inveigle the masses into harboring prejudice against Islam/Muslims and thus supporting US imperialism. They’ve duped the entire west into believing the Christian persecution is the primary, or even most significant endeavor of ISIS. I won’t even mention how ISIS was actually created by the US(either directly or indirectly).

ja-ll

!!!!!!! pay attention!!!

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

teenscoolest

richie-hoezier85

withvaldezindisneyland

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials

hollyweeb-blvd

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

hollyweeb-blvd

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

hollyweeb-blvd

Tide got him but he’s ok.

hollyweeb-blvd

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

hollyweeb-blvd

His best bud just showed up to help him.

hollyweeb-blvd

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

hollyweeb-blvd

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

hollyweeb-blvd

OH NO!

hollyweeb-blvd

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

hollyweeb-blvd

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

hollyweeb-blvd

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

hollyweeb-blvd

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

hollyweeb-blvd

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

hollyweeb-blvd

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

hollyweeb-blvd

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

hollyweeb-blvd

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

ithelpstodream

(let’s keep the kid bashing to a minimum, yeah he used the n-word but he’s also a minor and his parents are responsible for his upbringing and behavior so let’s focus on them.)