My Little Brushie Brushie

Hey I'm uh... Colgate. My friends kind of forced me to start one of these things. So uhm... I'm a unicorn living in Ponyville with my girlfriend, Berry Punch, and her daughter Ruby. I'm pretty shy but I've been told I'm a nice pony, I like to think so too but uhm... Yeah, so ask me things I suppose?

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Happy Hearts and Hooves Day~

(Redraw of an old ColgateAnswers post from... 14 years ago ;_;)

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We used to be a country, a real country...

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Do you still have a giant toothbrush?

no it was stolen by that cheeky cunt Lyra

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This was when I entered the dark timeline. Or at least one of the moments.

That is all.

Love you x

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hopefully this is ok! ~ submitted by @heireau

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I’m legitimately crying oh my days, this is so cute. Thank you so much. YOU EVEN GAVE HER THE SCARF!? AND DID DIFFERENT HAIR? THIS IS SO GOOD!!

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This is canon btw.

My Colgate met an AU version of herself and went on adventures through the multiverse. Eventually they fought the Smooze and absorbed its power.

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Ar-are you dead?

ye pretty much

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Do you do something another than suddenly brushing ponies?

Nah that’s my whole gimmick, that’s why the mod of this blog got bored. That and crippling depression.

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I think u and berry punch r hot , i am Prince Molest , can we have a threesome?

dude THE FUCK?

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Colgate!

Whaddup, it’s me. Small toothpaste horse. Back at it again with another ask from 11 years ago.

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i love you <3

Love you too babes

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You're my favorite pony Colgate! But I suppose I should ask a question, did you have fun at the Grand Galloping Gala? I thought I saw you there :3

What the FUCK were you doing there?

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How do you want your life to turn out in the end?

Happy.

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Colgate approves.

((Question from Pinkie Cakes))

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She's right. I do approve. 15/10

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Guess who’s back, back again-gain-gain.

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Hello again, Tumblr… Guess who’s back? It’s been a while c: It seems I have somehow gained nearly 1,000 followers in my three month absence… Consider this my  4,162 follower “thank you” milestone!

((Wallpaper Sized version, if anyone is interested.))