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Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
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@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
hello vonnie
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occasionally subtle
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blake kathryn
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Andulka
sheepfilms
we're not kids anymore.
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The Bowery Presents
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Kiana Khansmith
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@collared99
you don’t deserve to be confined to some bleak room playing video games for the rest of your lives. you don’t deserve to live in a world where cis people and men project their fantasies and disgust onto your bodies. you don’t deserve to merely survive. you deserve to grow. you deserve to feel your own feelings without shame. you deserve the freedom to cry out and take up space. you deserve joy
Copious amounts of weed. Save me.
Copious amounts of weed.
Save me copious amounts of weed.
Copious amounts of weed. Save me.
Copious amounts of weed.
Copious amounts of weed. Save me.
about fucking time
Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.
the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like
me: this is stupid and pretentious
cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns
me: oh no theyre still in the cave
penny penny penny did you hear about the new spider-men comic with both peter and miles written by greg weismen.
I DID AND I'M OUUUGHHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHH
Money spell ✨💸💵🪙💰
Gods of wealth, hear my plea
To be prosperous and financially free
May abundance find its way to me
For ask and I shall receive
With harm to none and good to all
This is my wish so mote it be!
✨💸💵🪙💰🍀💳🪙💸💵💳💰💴💶💷💸🪙💸💰🍀
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime so I sext with trannies on company time
Genuinely can't believe this post is 3/4 of the way to a thousand notes. This one really resonates with the "broke t4t wage slave" demographic huh
It's not that I don't want to visit, it just wasn't on the list I made in my head
We DESPERATELY need a lesbian version of Grindr. I want to be able to have "daddy wants to take you to the woodshed" levels of unhinged sexting with random dykes older than me.
wouldnt it be fucked up if spider man was orange instead of red
advanced suit 1.0 designers be like
The Marvel vs Capcom team be like
“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”
-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut
Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this
I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing
so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?
So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”
Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.