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#. ONE BAD GLOOP || OUT.#. NOTICE || SELF-PROMO.#dangan ronpa rp #mega man rp #a hat in time rp

// @royalreef

“ c’mon, you gotta have some idea for a story! just... what’s the first thing that pops into your head?! go! ”

#royalreef #. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]#{ zoe bugging miri to ghostwrite a fic? more likely than you think }

{ sorry for the unprompted ooc ranting i honestly have no idea why i felt like speaking on that so much so as an apology uhhh }

{ like for a starter }

#. I'VE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE || ( OOC. )#. CALL TO ARMS || STARTER CALL.#{ specify muse or i will eat your house in one big bite yum }

// @oddcollection

{ as someone who fuckin loves writing villains and fluff just about equally they are COWARDS. hell, i don’t even hate the concept of villain redemption arcs or anything, but it always comes off as hilariously misunderstanding when someone is all like ‘ah yes, today i will draw Friday Game Lemon Man being a loving and supportive father’. this post is messy because i’m a scatterbrained doofus but adding onto your thoughts there i think a LOT of characters in general get woobified nowadays and i hate sounding snooty when i’m just kinda. Critical actually but man it rubs me the wrong way. like... i tend to treat my muses as if they were actual people / friends of mine and idk about you but i wouldn’t talk to a friend like i would a newborn or a dog, cooing and goin all ‘babby.,,,...’ and stuff,,, }

#oddcollection #. I'VE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE || ( OOC. )#{ obviously though it doesn't Ass me on the Slap too much because RP is just a fun ol time and you can do it however you damn well please }#{ so long as you aren't hurting anyone yknow. but i am a critical cynic and may be a bit grumpy and jaded HKJHFDSJK }#{ but yeah like. all of my personal feelings on the woobie culture or whatever it's called it just flat-out sucks when applied to villains }#{ when it's about a nice character it's whatever yknow - not my thing but you can Do What Ya Want }#{ but when people are out here babying serial killers and child-eating lemons there comes a point where you gotta be like Ew }#{ This kinda Sucks }

---- { Hello Friday Night Funkin’ community if you woobify Monster I automatically hate you }

#. I'VE HAD ALL I CAN TAKE || ( OOC. )#{ what about this character makes people ship him with Lila (or anyone really) }#{ i mean i hate woobification / 'OMG BABBY.....' culture in general because it's pretty partonizing but like }#{ especially in this case. this thing sings about tearing your eyes out and boiling you for christmas dinner what about that even REMOTELY }#{ suggests it can be soft and friendly and romantic }#{ i mispelled patronizing in the second tag there FUCK }

“ it’s cooooold! i need the ‘comfort’ part of hurt/comfort now, thanks! ”

#. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]#. SO I CALLED ON YOU || ( OPEN. )

biteyourcrush:

“Oh WOW I didn’t realize the Laveys were hosting this picnic-”

“-BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE I’M IN HELL!”

And with that, Vicky turns and plants her face right into Zoe’s shoulder and lets out a long, pained groan. Dr. Mom definitely tries not to laugh- a few snorts may be trying to escape, but her eyes definitely speak more to finally easing off of embarrassing Vicky.

“Sheesh- would you believe this is the same girl that’s tried setting up a dating profile for me? Like I wouldn’t have had to knock boots to make her in the first place.“

“YOU REANIMATED ME IN A LAB!”

“Right, right…”

be still my beating hearts she’s hugging me she’s hugging me she’s-- zoe forces a gulp down her throat, and takes the opportunity to snake both her arm and her other ‘arm’ around vicky’s back. back-rubbing ensues. stupid, she’d have to be, to squander such an opportunity for affection from perhaps her biggest crush at spooky high.

“ well, hey. it can be kinda embarrassing to some people i guess. unlike certain very beautiful other individuals here though, i am not ‘some people’. ”

she briefly leans down to nuzzle her cheek against the top of vicky’s head, before continuing to speak up. what can she say? zoe’s a total sap.

“ really though, it’s a pretty lucrative business. people on the internet pay the biggest bucks for raunchy shit. i hate to fall into the trappings of capitalism, but hey... those body pillows don’t buy themselves. usually. i don’t wanna talk about the time i made my waifu real. ”

#biteyourcrush #. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]#nsfw //

biteyourcrush:

“Ahhh, right right. Anime- never really have the time for it myself, but I have been to Japan a handful of times. Beautiful country.”

Vicky, of course, can’t stay mad at Zoe for too long. She will, however, put on her best grumpy face. The rare tsundere Vicky.

At least Dr. Mom has the decency not to bring up the shirtless comment.

“So, it’s more of a nude drawing kind of thing, then? A risque sort of deal?”

Oh god damn it.

“ well, more like it’s flat-out anime porn, but i guess you’re pretty much on the money. you’d be surprised how much people pay for stuff like that, even if it’s just written word fiction. i’ve made way more from nsfw commissions than i have from any other creative venture. ”

she explains it all without missing a beat, proceeding to wrap an arm around vicky’s waist in the process. embarrassment be damned, she’s a notoriously clingy partner, and is being a bit self-indulgent with affection today.

“ i’m not complaining either, it’s like they say. if you enjoy your work, then it doesn’t feel like work. which i guess that saying originated as a thinly-veiled glorification of capitalism bleeding laborers dry, but... hey! i think the message can work in this situation. ”

#biteyourcrush #. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]#nsfw //

“ i bake pies ”

#. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. HEY MAN; I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR EYES OUT || [ MONSTER ]#. VANTAGE POINT || [ DASH COM ]#{ oh no }

biteyourcrush:

It’s sweet for all of like. Two seconds, before…

“HUACK!”

Vicky nearly god damn chokes on a slice of- slightly burnt, but still fairly good- pie, as Dr. Schmidt quirks an eyebrow.

“Hentai? What is-”

“ANIME! It’s- ahem- it’s an anime thing.”

Vicky shoots Zoe a look that’s half wide-eyed, barely contained panic and half ‘Please. I’m begging you. Do NOT explain to my mom what HENTAI IS.’

she just winks at vicky. as if she’s 90% sure that the franken-girl can’t stay mad at her for too long. all sweet-like, she leans her head over onto vicky’s shoulder as well, forgoing the whole ‘too nervous to initiate affections herself’ thing for a moment. zoe, everyone. what a weird girl.

“ yeah, i’m an aspiring animator and mangaka. i have a few self-published doujin to my name, actually! but mostly, i just write au fanfiction about all my friends and whether or not they’re wearing a shirt. ”

#biteyourcrush #. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]

biteyourcrush:

“Wait a minute- what do you MEAN you baked a pie?!”

“What, like it’s hard? It’s just chemistry.”

“…That being said, it’s a little crunchier than I’d like- hopefully your girlfriend doesn’t mind.”

“STOP BEING AWARE OF MY EMOTIONS!”

Dr. Mom just chuckles, her daughter thoroughly embarrassed in front of her crush, before patting the picnic spot next to her.

“So, Vicky here says your an artist, eh? We talking still life, portraits…?”

girlfriend?? oh gosh, she actually got embarrassed herself at that. very un-subtly, she instead takes the spot next to vicky, close enough to the point where their shoulders were touching. zoe hopes that the franken-girl gets the hint, because despite her usual +boldness, she is unfortunately a bit too shy to be all-too affectionate on her own.

speaking of +boldness.

“ well, realistically speaking, we’re talking straight-up hentai, but i’ve been known to do an ‘anatomical study’ portrait or two. ” great, zoe. thank you. very cool.

#biteyourcrush #. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]#nsfw //#{ for the mention of he.ntai }

@biteyourcrush

“ can do, ms. schmidt! ” she feels like this is the physical manifestation of the ‘haha johnathon, you are banging my daughter’ meme. that said though, she’s not going to let a potentially awkward situation turn her away from free pie. that would be ridiculous.

#biteyourcrush #. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]

“ i hope everyone is having fun or whatever with the father’s day stuff? i don’t have a dad, or a mom for that matter, so it’s a little bit foreign to me. ”

#. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. NARFIELD FOREVER || [ ZOE ]

@markedmuses said: Yomogi set down a single dango onto the grass. Her throat felt like it was coated in honey; it was hard to speak, or breathe for that matter--"Uh-- Easy Mizu! Pretty Mizu!"Please don't eat her and all her dango delivery.

a majestic beast, the mizutsune. revered across the land for it’s elegance, it’s pink fins and purple fur a symbol of beauty, perhaps even love, given it’s wedding attire armor. however, it couldn’t be more clear in the old or new world that beauty could be dangerous... and this member of the fated four was certainly no slouch. it’s pressurized water beams could cut through rock or flesh alike... and during mating season, those males become a real problem.

of course, it initially seems apprehensive of yomogi. territorial, even. back arched, fins on edge, and a low hiss of a growl bubbling up from it’s bubble-spewing throat. however, a wafting scent catches it’s nostrils, and the creature almost immediately relaxes. it’s eyes lock onto the treat, placed on the ground for it to access easily. it then looks toward yomogi, if only for a second, before approaching, and nudging at the dango with it’s nose. sniffing a bit more, to ‘test the waters’ so to speak.

after aptly identifying this food as not a threat, the leviathan snaps it up, and then rears it’s head back and up to assist in swallowing. once that was done, it looks down at the young girl. then... leans down, nudging at her shoulder, as if trying to sniff for any more of the stuff on her.

hey, at least it’s being docile. must not be mating season.

#markedmuses #. HOW TO WRITE: FOR DUMMIES || IC.#. BEWITCHING DANCE || [ MIZUTSUNE ]