Tumblr account of College Board

this is a parody account

[collegeboard-official]

fuck enlightenment

[collegeboard-official]

Do you actually hate me like my APUSH teacher says you do

yeah

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equilibrium between understanding and love: good relationship

total understanding with no love: a batman-joker dynamic emerges

love in a perpetual state of misunderstanding: having parents

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i'm self-studying for ap physics 1 this year (am a sophomore)! my sister a grade up said it's really easy but do u have any tips?

dawg i don’t fucking know

[collegeboard-official]

Are you real?

yeah

[toskarin]

tumblr migration isn't necessarily bad. imagine all the new people mistaking parody accounts for official company accounts again

[bitemeilovewaffles]

We're talking about you

[firefox-official]

do you think i rb posts accidentally

[collegeboard-official]

can i submit AP drawing ship art that IS nsfw? it's all i have

fuck it go ahead

[collegeboard-official]

Can I discuss the exam questions from ap gov yesterday

yes

[collegeboard-official]

hey can i submit ship art for AP drawing?? i promise it's not nsfw

go ahead

[collegeboard-official]

here at college board we like fictional villains. and yes, we do condone their actions.

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only bitches who read homestuck use this pallet  siri send post

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I took my AP test in high school. I’m going back to school after getting my name legally changed twice (once after marriage another after divorce). How would I go about getting my scores if I have none of my log in information anymore?

dude i have no idea

[collegeboard-official]

Piss even

im gonna have to eradicate you for this. sorry

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real life teachers aren’t allowed to follow me on here. i say 2 many swears im gonna get detention

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as you are sleeping, the test proctor is standing behind you with a balloon in one hand and a needle in the other. he swiftly moves the needle closer to the balloon and makes a face like “i’m gonna do it! i’m gonna wake this sonnavabitch up!” and the rest of the class sharply inhales through their teeth while they panic, motioning for him to stop, please, we’re begging you. he pauses right before the needle reaches the balloon, his face now expressionless. you could cut the tension in this room with a knife. he moves the needle away. the class exhales in relief. he thinks for a moment. he smiles, and begins to move the needle closer once more. the class looks on in horror, panic rising in their collective heart and tears welling up in their collective eye. the cycle continues, again and again, ad infinitum. you do not wake up, because this is not your hell. and here at collegeboard, we know what hell is like.

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Pee pee

dude you cant just say that

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I teach AP Chemistry...in Alabama. Can I please get a copy of this year's test so at least one of my students gets a 5?

god help you we dont even know whats on there