Karma's A Bitch Just Like Me

[gay-irl]

[lesbianshepard]

what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking

[lesbianshepard]

i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.

[connerys]

Cinderella (1950)

[enchanteddreameruniverse]

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

[thesevenumbrellas]

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt

[would-u-like-ur-milk-in-a-bag]

[dykevillanelle]

kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

[bukkakebarbie]

daydreaming on public transportation just hit different

[filmgifs]

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade

[justasmalltowngeek]

[ilovemosss]

the only good thing to come out of twilight

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[guarded-affection]

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

[justbadpuns]

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

[beaky-peartree]

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

[lickthemagaindeacy]

FUCK

[cinemove]

[yonceeknowles]

[dailyshowbiz]

The Office | 3x21 - “Product Recall” 

[flirtyteen-deactivated20140514]

I WAS LOOKING AT MY FRIENDS MOLE AND DISCOVERED THAT HER CHIN IS ACTUALLY A SHARK

[donuuthole]

what boys must think of me

[byjove]

oh to be a plump little cat owned by a teenage girl during the turn of the century period, to have a little lace bow around my neck and nap by the fire....