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// sea goat // this blogs not for you so I guess this doesn't matter ofc studyblr: notesandchai

[oneheadtoanother]

is that like a wet willy?

[loveridden1999]

[lesbianblackphillip]

LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[spacecaptainglow]

This post resurrected the word Slonk

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[justsomeguycore]

can a hot priest and a gay priest come and exorcise this cold from my sinuses

[bunniope]

okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

[bunniope]

it is fucking serving.

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m visiting my friend right now in her 18th century home she’s restoring where the lights don’t work in one part of the house, creeping to the bathroom like some sort of haunt, feeling for the walls with rising dread, utterly lost in the perfect darkness, like Jonathan Harker in Dracula’s castle, if Jonathan Harker were the sort of person to trip and stand there cringing in the night as his can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice bangs all the way down the oaken staircase, one step at a time, the cacophony of a freight train, and then proceed to practically crawl through the remaining dark to the bathroom for a washcloth, to wipe up the trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice before it can soak into the wood floor, with the fevered terror of lady macbeth hallucinating blood on her hands

[wizardarchetypes]

you may ask why I didn’t use my phone flashlight and why I decided to take my can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice with me to the bathroom in utter darkness at the precipice of the steepest staircase ever contrived

and to that I say, Jonathan Harker was also kind of stupid

[wizardarchetypes]

you might think the average candelabra being 3-ish pounds (1.4 kg) is light enough but have you ever carried a candelabra in one hand at night in the cold annals of a haunted manor in naught but your summer pajamas? bc I have and it gets heavy really fast.

and if I can’t be trusted with a can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice, an open flame is questionable at BEST

[wizardarchetypes]

staying at this house again and I just fell down the fucki ng stairs

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[dogray]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[too-much-fandoms-trash]

happy winter solstice bro. what's that in your hands. is that the- that's the master bolt in your hands bro. bro why do you have zeus's masterbolt. the masterbolt of zeus. in your hands. give it back. bro this is gonna have consequences. bro-

[hemaris]

three thousand seven hundred euros. the stupidest size for a bag i've ever seen. "clutch" yeah you better clutch this thing with both arms because it appears to be roughly the size of a human torso. NO straps NO handles ALL your stuff is gonna be rattling around in there. HOWEVER it is shaped like a celery. so i want it 💖

[randomitemdrop]

Item: False Celery hiding a storage compartment; €3700

[fortooate]

new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups

[fortooate]

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

tags from crtastrophe have been peer reviewed and i LIKE them

[kosmogrl]

there's something about august that makes you want to stop time

[hamline]

It couldn't be more true.

August is always the best month of the year personally, in terms of growth, improvement and getting your life back together.

A month of fun and freedom.

The perfect time to have a fresh start and remember that there is so much to life ♡

[wulchevik]

whatever *explodes like a whale carcass*

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hamster-is-tired]

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

[icarus-died-laughing]

always reblog italian manwhore summer

[dugaodna]

r/lies has been a bit of a warzone lately but this made me laugh out loud