Playing Minecraft together as a server:
Collin: Immediately chops down some trees, makes a dirt house, and starts setting up a wheat farm. Sends Suzy out to find a village, knowing it will be fruitless. Finds a sheep and pushes it into a pen. Starts to gather resources.
Suzy: Wanders off at Collin's request with no tools or even blocks. Finds out you can break flowers and pick them up. Ignores Collin yelling at her in chat to come back and and dies instantly to a zombie once night falls.
Dimitri: spawns in, uses Collin's crafting table to make 1 (one) pickaxe, grabs 12 sticks from Collin's chest, and Immediately jumps down the deepest ravine she can find. She is not seen again until she emerges 4 days later with a full set of diamond armor
Max: Does not know how to play Minecraft and gets poisoned by a witch wandering around a swamp and slowly dies while complaining very loudly, then suffocates in gravel because it broke the wrong block. "Im dying right now. Im dying very slowly and none of you evil people care" <- said while Ed and Isabel laugh hysterically, drowning out Isaac trying to say "w-no!! Wait!! I care, Max!!" (Max will not hear)
Isabel: Also doesn't know how to play Minecraft but Collin gave her a handful of stone swords and a shield and told her to go kill things because she needs bonemeal. Takes to it with an unprecedented bloodthirst, unwittingly becoming the top pvp player in minecraft history along the way.
Ed: Starts doing some speedrun bullshit cheese tactics immediately, has obsidian by the time the sun sets. They have the config menu open 24/4. Once they have built some crazy solar powered redstone bullshit in a jungle pyramid, they take an enchanted netherite pickaxe (that they got without going to the nether) and start digging down and down and down and down and down, and is never seen again. The message "ed has fallen into the void!" pops up an hour later (they figured out how to break bedrock and jumped into the void)
Isaac: Isaac isn't very GOOD at Minecraft but likes to build things so she starts to plan out a house but gets distracted gathering rose bushes and dies instantly and badly to a creeper.
Jeff: Jeff is a veteran minecraft player, obviously. Builds a beautiful cobblestone mansion with redstone doors and has a full set of iron armor by the end of day 2. Starts making a mob farm.
Violet: Finds a village and settles in, deciding she is the protector of the village. Kicks out the local priest and turns the church into a base of operations, and starts plans for a moat. Johnny tries to grief her house with flint and steel and she kills him with her 70 dogs.
Lisa: Finds the same village Violet found, and decides she is the local evil witch trying to curse the village. Her and Violet roleplay a whole complicated plot with yuri overtones, live on voice chat, with everyone else live slug reacting the whole time. Also, Lisa finds a stronghold (and thus the end portal) and kills the ender dragon while no one is looking, causing mass confusion. She leaves the egg in one of Jeff's many chests without telling him.
Cody: Does not know how to play minecraft At All, but Collin sent her into the caves with a sword, a stack of arrows + 2 bows, and a stone pickaxe. Starts mining anything that looks interesting, while 360 no-scope sniping any mobs that spawn in a 50 block radius. Gets like 100 levels of exp from this (which she donates to Jeff when Jeff wants to do enchanting). Her and Dimitri encounter eachother and spend a whole session quietly trying to snipe eachother to death without anyone else in the call noticing. Lisa was also there, watching via a secret tunnel, and kills them both in a tnt explosion.
Stephen: IMMEDIATELY embarks to find Herobrine, with creepypastas as reference and classic Stephen conspiracies about where Herobrine really lives (the ather) and how mojang is an evil organization trying to keep the real ones from making a portal with glowstone blocks and water, and minecraft as a whole is a cover up for the real ender dragon who lives underground, glow squids are real, etc.
Rj: Follows Stephen on the quest, but they get distracted by an Illager stronghold and ditch him to investigate. Takes over the stronghold and starts roleplaying as its evil overlord, starting seige plans for Violet's village and gathering weapons of war
Johnny: Does not know how to play the game, but Lisa handed it some flint and steel for a laugh and it proceeded to use said flint and steel with wreckless abandon.
Ollie: Knows how to play the video game and helps Collin with her now-sprawling semi-automated farmhouse. Is secretly building a basement jail underneath it and is kidnapping villagers from Violet's village to hold hostage for ransom. Collin has not noticed this because Johnny set her chicken coop on fire, and she is trying to fix that. She pings Isabel and tells her what has just transpired. Isabel draws her new diamond sword with impish glee and sets out to do the grim work required.