keep close, stand tall.

for now let's get away.

[viennadcvil]

“Not really, but that joke didn’t seem fun either. What was the answer?” 

[collinsxgraham-blog]

The joke is a lot of fun! It was because he couldn’t expresso himself, that’s a fun joke. 

[ofcarmens]

Thanks, I really do appreciate the effort.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

No problem, sweetcheeks. 

[jaxtok-blog]

Very much, thank you, Graham. Where did you get to at the party the other night? You missed the Uber adventure.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

I went back to my dorm early, I didn’t want to pass out at the party and look weak. I dank a little too much.

[anchoredlou]

[ofcarmens]

High expectations for humor? yes, i take comedy very seriously.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

We have a comedy critic on our hands now, do we? I’ll make sure all of my jokes are up to your standards because obviously yours are the most important.

[mila-nott]

I’d be at every one of your shows just giggling in the audience.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

I’m glad I already have a fan.

[roryamy]

[ofcarmens]

Whatever food or beverage the joke is about, I know it won’t be funny.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

I can see you have high expectations.

[jaxtok-blog]

That’s the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard

[collinsxgraham-blog]

But did it make you laugh?

[viennadcvil]

“…No.” 

[collinsxgraham-blog]

Oh come on, you’re no fun. 

[collinsxgraham-blog]

@miamori: @grahamcracker oh no!! :/ i can run to the grocery store n get some advil?? tea?? graham crackers??

@grahamcracker: @miamori its fine i think ill survive

[mila-nott]

That was great, you should be a comedian.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

Don’t put that idea in my head I might go for it.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

@youngjamesdean: lmfao are you feeling that bad?

@youngjamesdean: I drunktexted so many people probs u 2

@grahamcracker: @youngjamesdean uhhh i dont think i got any texts lol

[collinsxgraham-blog]

@grahamcracker: i have the worst hangover ive been in bed all day send help

[jaxtok-blog]

Why?

[collinsxgraham-blog]

It couldn’t expresso himself! I thought it was a good one. 

[ascvndio]

That was probably the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Worse than my grandfather telling me I was a disappointment when he caught me sucking off my tutor when I was 17.

[collinsxgraham-blog]

[preciouseliam-blog]

Awwe, thanks man. That’s sweet. Anyways, funny guy, you going to the party tonight?

[collinsxgraham-blog]

Of course, who do you think I am?