Collot d’Herbois

Nothing happened in Lyon Eat my ass

[probablyaleksashka]

Whatever this is based on the discourse between @billaudvarenne56 and @collotdherbois

[collotdherbois]

i do look handsome.. quite accurate

[collotdherbois]

i’ve been busy with theater and the committee (no need to go into details, you filthy gossips), but i’m back!!

i know all of you have missed me

i’m very loved here

[robespierres-secret-daughter]

I'm arguing with fucking Collot

[le-vieux-cordelier]

How could you? I say that with concern. He's —He's not more than an animal.

[realalcibiades]

I disagree; him ( @collotdherbois ) and I (myself) must overtake the committee’s seats in order to lead you all in the revolution since no one here is fit to be the strategist better than us (him and I). May the gods assist us.

Χαίρε.

[collotdherbois]

exactly. only alcibiades and i know what’s better for the committee and that’s precisely for us to rule

[collotdherbois]

haircuts

@mrobespierre1758 @billaudvarenne56 you guys should cut your hair off your greasy dirty heads. one of you guys should get back to agriculture and not go around with a bob and the other should watch out for his jaw and maybe get some loving parents

[le-vieux-cordelier]

Jealous much, citoyen Collot?

[collotdherbois]

why would i be jealous of any of you?

[collotdherbois]

haircuts

@mrobespierre1758 @billaudvarenne56 you guys should cut your hair off your greasy dirty heads. one of you guys should get back to agriculture and not go around with a bob and the other should watch out for his jaw and maybe get some loving parents

[billaudvarenne56]

I thought you liked my haircut? You said it yourself??? Are you lying to me again??

[collotdherbois]

it DOES look nice when you don't piss me off

[collotdherbois]

Meet me outside the committee. We are fighting today and I mean it

yeah well i’ll be WAITING. come fight me you pussy

[billaudvarenne56]

Nooo 🥺 don’t hit me im so cute and shy >.< pleaseee don’t fight me im too cutee

[collotdherbois]

this makes me want to hit you even harder

[billaudvarenne56]

We should kiss with our lips instead. It’ll be more aggressive

[collotdherbois]

yeah we should clash our lips and whoever pulls back first loses

[collotdherbois]

Meet me outside the committee. We are fighting today and I mean it

yeah well i’ll be WAITING. come fight me you pussy

[billaudvarenne56]

Nooo 🥺 don’t hit me im so cute and shy >.< pleaseee don’t fight me im too cutee

[collotdherbois]

this makes me want to hit you even harder

[collotdherbois]

haircuts

@mrobespierre1758 @billaudvarenne56 you guys should cut your hair off your greasy dirty heads. one of you guys should get back to agriculture and not go around with a bob and the other should watch out for his jaw and maybe get some loving parents

[collotdherbois]

Meet me outside the committee. We are fighting today and I mean it

yeah well i’ll be WAITING. come fight me you pussy

[collotdherbois]

I think you are a tsundere

i mean, you might be right. maybe i am a “tsundere”

[collotdherbois]

quit it

honestly i think a lot of people should have other interests. if being hours in the committee is still making you this nosy maybe you should just get a hobby, or a dog. maybe both... and a haircut, a haircut is fitting

[collotdherbois]

Thoughts on furries?

thoughts on what??

[collotdherbois]

wow.. no comments really

do they do anything for the revolution?

[collotdherbois]

Come to my house hun bun💕

… i have no words

[collotdherbois]

TOP 10 THINGS THAT FOR SURE HAPPENED

TOP 1.

robespierre: hi i'm evil sad mean robespierre saint just: and i'm defendless tender saint just both of them: and we hate collot because he's way better than us poor innocent man called collot, eavesdropping: duhhhh i did know that! you dummies... robespierre: you see saint just, i have a plan. you'll have to distract him with your cold stolid discourses and i'll steal his so well written, neat and magnificent play saint just nods collot: i'll have to tell billaud... i went running to billaud's place, my pace alarmingly fast and so manly it could make everyone drool. not exaggerating at all, but i'm not going to throw roses at myself, even if i do deserve them collot: billaud! robespierre and saint just are conspiring against me billaud, with a cheese piece on his hand: what!? collot: let's go billaud: i'll so defend you from these ailments! billaud and i beat them up before they could even reach my perfect and so awaited play. i'm glad this won't happen ever again because we're really strong, especially me

once my muscles don't hurt from hitting bad people (robespierre, saint just) i'll write the other anecdotes that definitely happened...

[le-vieux-cordelier]

I doubt any of that happened.

[collotdherbois]

oh no it for sure happened

[collotdherbois]

Thoughts on furries?

thoughts on what??

[collotdherbois]

faggots like you make me feel homophobic

what the hell did i do?? i’m no homosexual

[realalcibiades]

@collotdherbois should rise (with me) as our strategist and shall (with me) dominate the stands of the committee of public safety. Like and subscribe (to me and him).

May Pallas Athena bless him (and me).

Χαίρετε.

Paris looks good but i miss Athens’ olive trees and goat filled fields.

[collotdherbois]

we should take power ourselves, you're so right. keep enlightening me dear alcibiades