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Pink bed. Check. Red Kong bed. Check. Area rugs. Check. Ignoring all available beds and getting on the forbidden couch. Priceless.
I promise I’ll stop missing with my incision!! I promise!! Please take these stupid shorts off!! Riley is making fun of me....
My mama let the vet lady cut me. She says I’m fixed now but I didn’t know I was broken.....
My whole life, I have loved water. Yes. I know it's only been a 3 month life, but, well, you know. My mamas took me to a big pool. And the water MOVED. I'm not a fan. And then the water made my legs look like I missed my leg days at the gym. I'm a pool dog fo sho!
I've discovered sprinklers....magical spitters that I can run thru and conquer. I am one with sprinklers and they are one with me.
I'm getting bigger. My collar even needs to go to the next level. I keep hearing how cute I am. And also how rotten. Go figure.....
I feel pretty. Oh. So pretty
Today has been a little crazy. I met a lady today and she seemed creepy so I tried to get far away but the darn leash is my nemesis. She took me away from my mom and put me in a kennel. Then there were clippers. And scissors. Aaaaaaahhhhh. She took my fur. And I admit it... I looked good. Really good. Fluffy in fact. Meow.
It's hard to be a puppy.
Such. A. Cute. Face.
Those are the words my mama said to me this morning. Strange. Sounded more like a growl. I was just holding her glasses for her and I made sure they were safe before she took them back. She said other words - words I hadn't heard before. One phrase started with 'son of a...' which is odd because I'm a girl. The next one was odd because she started talking about herself I think. Mother something or other. I think she appreciated my work. I should celebrate by urinating on the dining room floor. Great day.
Making amends
Sweet but STUBBORN
My new brother - the unimpressed one
I'm a puppy. I just wanna play. My new brother, Riley, does not. Not only does he not want to play, he isn't much of a sharer. I know. I'll pounce on him when he chases his beloved tennis ball. That'll do the trick. My those are sharp teeth you have......
Making myself at home
Finding me
One Sunday, my Mama who was the last onboard for this whole puppy thing finally said yes. It was noon. My other (impulsive) Mama called every breeder for 100 miles in a matter of minutes (on a Sunday) before anyone could change their minds and shockingly (not) only one answered. She was local. We scheduled to meet at 630 pm. I was adopted at 635 pm. No commitment issues with this family. They were mine. But they had to wait until I was old enough. Okay. And they had to come back from another vacation.
Hello. I am Callie Grace and I'm a labradoodle. My family said no more pets. They wanted to travel and be responsibility free. Absolutely no more pets. Then one of them fell in love with the labradoodle breed while on a vacation in Colorado. No more pets.... I'm Callie.