I'll show you who my sweetheart never met

he/she -- AEST timezoned and online at healthy hours

[drusillagirl]

do you serve any purpose??

nope nobody does

[dreadwedge]

dreamed I was thoroughly embarrassed on a game show because I couldn’t think of a 7 letter palindromic word in time. Woke up furious the judges didn’t accept “repaper”. My spelling nightmare

[despazito]

[panteneprovcommercial]

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

[mala-taste]

[boatshoesbreadsticksandbastards]

how did everyone here actually get into btvs? like, whats everyone's meet cute with the show? im curious...

[egberts]

neighbors on three different sides of my house are listening to loud music but they're all listening to something different. walking around my house is like changing the radio station. i think we should all come together and put a big bluetooth speaker in the middle to share

[elokitties]

are we going to start acknowledging that cancel culture does not work on oppressors and has thus created a system of impossible morality which makes people stagnant and fearful instead of empathetic and productive members of society. and those under the most scrutiny for moral purity are most often the victims of the so called cancelable offense

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[ravens-a-whore2]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[desk-drawerr]

he is walking

[ufo-encounter]

*walks past*

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp