The Stormcloak Guy

I wrote the Stormcloak Bible and hoes been mad ever since...

[colonel-killa-bee]

Stormcloak Bible: Index (Updated May 24, 2018)

This is a complete collection of Stormcloak points and arguments, and is my go to guide for Civil War arguments. Now you too can leave Imperial Supporters with nothing better to say than RACIST! And when they do, just go to section one and five and leave them speechless again. Can’t help you when they say RACIST! again though. Your best bet in that case is to just smile and nod.

Part 1: Analysis of the Imperial Argument

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/68999802440/stormcloak-bible-part-1-analysis-of-the-imperial

Part 2: The Moral and Governing Failures of the Empire

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/69003076647/stormcloak-bible-part-2-the-moral-and-governing

Part 3: Can Skyrim Defend Itself?

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/69090901004/stormcloak-bible-part-3-can-skyrim-defend-itself

Part 4: Is Ulfric a Power Hungry Dick?

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/69194871525/stormcloak-bible-part-4-is-ulfric-a-power-hungry

Part 5: Is Ulfric Racist? Plus Bonus Edition on Trade

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/69420668506/stormcloak-bible-part-5-final-is-ulfric-racist

Roggvir was innocent!

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/71467227749/new-stormcloak-bible-addition-link-to-the-rest-of

Nels the Naughty Was Right

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/80172613925/nels-the-naughty

Part 6: Alduin’s Return was A Prediction, Not A Condition

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/152899906440/stormcloak-bible-part-6-alduins-return-was-a

Part 7: Stormcloaks Are Wasting Skyrim’s Resources?

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/152901379035/stormcloak-bible-part-7-stormcloaks-are-wasting

Part 8: Conversations in the Blue Palace:

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/153270228020/conversations-in-the-blue-palace

On the Empire and Its Usefulness (Bonus Points, They Benefited From Slavery): 

http://colonel-killa-bee.tumblr.com/post/153214841645/the-eastern-provinces-impartially-considered

You heard the man! Do it! Do it NAOW!

[colonel-killa-bee]

Here we go again lol, they made this game look like a movie

[colonel-killa-bee]

Thanks to mods he got a glowup lol

[colonel-killa-bee]

Ulren Mer-Killer

Grand Champion and Dark Brotherhood Silencer atm, ex Merc in Skyrim that was part of the raids into Hammerfell and High Rock from Western Skyrim. Jailed for that reason, used as a scapegoat to spare the Jarl's men from responsibility. Between arena fights and the DB, wet work is wet work to a merc.

[valarinde]

"griffith was evil all along, the eclipse is the culmination of it" griffith during the eclipse:

[izunias-meme-hole]

"Griffith Was Evil All Along": Inaccurate

"Griffith Did Nothing Wrong": EVEN MORE INACCURATE

"Griffith Was Always A Selfish Bastard But He Was Never An Outright Monster Until The Eclipse": A lil bit more accurate

[colonel-killa-bee]

Selfish yes but not a bastard, I don’t think he was bad but a sociopath. That doesn’t instantly make you evil but it makes it harder for you to empathize. That’s why Guts was such an enigma to him, as his only real friend who made him forget about his I guess narcissistic dream.

That he felt anything still for the boy that died following him for instance. That he’d rather sell his body than stack the bodies when he could. That they meant something to him at all is why they had to be the sacrifice. It’s tragic to me because clearly he could’ve gone a different path and still be “good” but that too was sacrificed. He chose to be a monster for his dream, and to have wings.

[shadowjen]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

i want everyone to understand that this is the purest most soul cleansing gifset on this website. every time it blesses my dash i feel renewed and my depression recedes for two weeks

[konahrik13]

Joy distilled and digitized.

BEAT HIS ASS GUTS!!!

[colonel-killa-bee]

Having too much fun with picture mode lmao

[colonel-killa-bee]

Target practice with the Aldecados lol

[colonel-killa-bee]

[colonel-killa-bee]

just say you want to fuck nazis

Sure that might be kinda hot idk lol have you seen their outfits? German lady accents pretty hot ngl

[fuck-u-maga]

Look, I’m no Biden fan. He’s as inspiring as a warm glass of milk. But people need to stop acting like he was the devil on wheels and we were struggling to get through.

[colonel-killa-bee]

A good example of "This happened because I said it did."

U.S. economy added 818,000 fewer jobs than first reported, sign job market has been slowing

The Labor Department estimated that job growth averaged 174,000 a month in the year that ended in March — a drop of 68,000 a month from the

And thats just one example of this bs list.

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans elect criminals to break laws.

Everything else they do is a distraction for their criminals breaking countless laws, molesting kids, attacking LGBTQ, and subjugating women.

There is no common ground with the virtueless.

[colonel-killa-bee]

Lol yall are so retarded and disingenuous. Its that they hired people who cant do the friggin job, they didnt look to see if they were capable, only that they were brown or women or lgbt.

That, is retarded.

No black man or woman gives a fuck what you jerk off to or like up your ass, only that you can lift our asses out of a fucking fire, and make sure the damn fire hydrants have water.

[sawbuckplus]

[colonel-killa-bee]

When they start lying to protect pedophiles... actually, they've been doing that for decades huh.

[liberalsarecool]

The reality that felons can now pardon felons signifies the end of law and order.

[colonel-killa-bee]

Same pussies moaning about this dont give a damn Biden pardoned his entire staff and family preemptively.

[colonel-killa-bee]

Personally, my brother in Christ I think being a devoted republican is about as dumb and weird as being a devoted democrat.

If your vote mattered there is a 0% chance you would ever be allowed to vote. This is true of anyone that doesn't have second Bugatti money.

Being a means to a politicians end is cringe.

You just assume Im republican without knowing at all what my political views are. I am independent, I never have considered myself republican. Democrat, once upon a time.

Also its way more cringe sending messages anonymously, if you stand on what you say as a Christian, don't hide.

Voting definitely matters, americans showed that this election period.

[sawbuckplus]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]