oh god oh fuck

I no longer know why I’m here

[colonel-of-corn]

Lil Nas X is today’s David Bowie

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine being an artist & becoming famous posthumously & sticking around as a ghost watching most of your artwork get lost to the ravages of time, while one specific piece becomes famous worldwide and you’re like “THAT one? THAT’S what you went with? out of everything I ever drew THAT’S what you decided to turn into a global phenomenon???“ anyway I like to think da vinci’s ghost spends most of its time crying

[colonel-of-corn]

Ghosts use “it” pronouns?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my favorite thing about the furry fandom and how well they treat artists is that eventually some of the most renowned & respected artists of our time are going to be very talented people who at one point honed their skills & paid rent with furry art

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i want this more than i have ever wanted ANYTHING

[colonel-of-corn]

As they say, talk shit get crit

[colonel-of-corn]

Look I’m all for pride shit but tumblr’s pride theme is way too bright and 100% cannot compete with Goth Rave

[colonel-of-corn]

You fucks follow me but I still get 0 notes? Scam.

[colonel-of-corn]

Yes yes telling Freud about MILFs is all well and good ha ha Oedipus Complex

But I want to see what he thinks of futa

[colonel-of-corn]

I will not elaborate

[colonel-of-corn]

People keep following this blog

Why?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

standing in line to get my second covid shot, how should i celebrate?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you tumblr! your suggestions have been taken to heart

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BONUS: the 3 separate people who told me to steal blood

[colonel-of-corn]

blood for the blood god, ooze for the cursed throne

[mariakono]

i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

[mariakono]

vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show”

[mariakono]

might risk sounding like an Old Fart but i want to elaborate what i mean:

sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end… won’t even show the thing they’re talking about. they’re just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn’t even funny (and the acting is bad)

meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said “back at it at krispy kreme” and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Sounds like what this guy Will Shakesman once said: “Brevity is the Soul of Wit”

[colonel-of-corn]

This is why all my screams are naturally perfectly cut

[helloitsbees]

modern art

[sunseted]

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[colonel-of-corn]

The internet is a beautiful place

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[colonel-of-corn]

I feel like I’m missing something. Maybe I don’t actually have a present life.

[colonel-of-corn]

Reforestation (threat)

[chat-chouage]

tumblr bios but instead of adding lists of mental illnesses or political stances you add lists of your many interesting scars and what shenanigans you were engaging in when you got them

[0x202f]

Lfg I got so many scars with which to tell fun stories

[colonel-of-corn]

left hand, stabbed in a panda express drive thru

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[anguishworm]

My mom said cat boy rights

[surprisebitch]

your mom is a true ally

[swordshapedleaves]

[stormesandshowers]

M4CB (Moms For Catboys)

[withered-tears]

@sabertoothwalrus

[skenpiel]

i asked my mom as well

[nyanguardparty]

feminism

[kissoft]

[twocubes]

FIGHT

[anosci]

[inthetags]

If you own a car and you’ve “named” it, reblog and put your car’s name in the tags.

[colonel-of-corn]

The Jeep