Colorbright's Fortress of Fapatude

everyone loves a good ol' fashion weeaboo *winks*

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[inksharktrash]

This made my heart get all tight and hot or maybe it was my stomach or like all of my organs. <3 <3 <3

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dreams-in-metaphors-deactivated]

[delphinidin4]

the terrifying part is that, 30 years ago you’d have to wait to get the film developed to see what was out there…

[did-you-know]

Easter has a different date every year because it’s based on the moon phases. In 325 CE, Constantine I led a council of Christian bishops who decided that Easter must always be a Sunday to honor the resurrection of Jesus. They also said it would immediately follow, but not land on, the first full moon after the Spring Equinox, which is why the date can fall anywhere between March 22 and April 25. Source Source 2

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[c-bassmeow]

This is amazing

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[pattinsonsupremacy]

thats why he was shaking thank god tony wake him up

[redbeanbabe]

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

[memesarelolol]

[pixie-mage]

Oh my f u c k i n g god

@snapplepaps

[viostormcaller]

O h m y g o d

[tlematimun]

[chibigingi]

[somischievous]

[orcoftheday]

today’s orc of the day is: You

[wereralph]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Do y’all think before you post?

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Learning how to read was the worst mistake of my life

[you-have-rats-deactivated202110]

i wish i was jared, 19

[littlered247]

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

[waitinghopingliving]

all customers are jared, 19

[skoggybear]

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

[skoggybear]

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[oh-okay-whatever]

Huuuusband❤️

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Hhhhhhhhhh ssstay fuckin positive bros

[white-llama]

You give off the Murican vibe , how come you’re using the right measuring system 

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

This is Fahrenheit

[white-llama]

[no-chill-at-all]

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

[sauvamente]

My god what an adventure

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

This was a roller coaster

[createdbetter]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

[hathor77]

‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

[swavepapii]

this is why i can’t son.

[habibi243]

WOWWW

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you know what, fuck you [unsucks your titties]

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

LOOOL I Would Never Do This I Suck The Titties So Hard That I Am Basically A Newborn Baby And I Am Not About To Be Bottle Fed Unless That Bottle Is Full Of Liquor Hahahaha Of Course Im Just Messin With You But Seriously What I Need In My Life Is A Joint, Xbox And Someone To Just Vibe With And See What Happens