Frog With A Blog

shitposting and frogs. Sometimes shitposting about frogs

[ringo-of-ringbash]

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[gingik]

[3000s]

[wizardchicken]

[389]

A Girl’s Best Friend by Margot Quan Knight, 2002

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

From The Story of a Tattooed Girl by Cindy Ray, 1966

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[oneheadtoanother]

[gorps]

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[gaymingbinosaur]

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.