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Morgan | 26

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thesweetestspit]

Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture) Mary Eiland

[daytimeblogger]

damn when did they release garlic 2

[oozmart]

[bunney]

“maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-”

[colorlessgreen-ideas]

My most handsome goat boy.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[colorlessgreen-ideas]

Fascinating.

[silently-screaming-insidee]

I’ll never hate anyone as much as I hate myself

[milsae]

[boota]

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[ajani]

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

[boarofthenorth100]

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[alwaysbewoke]

bitch ass nazis

[daebakbaek]

i’m so tired from gay people on this website shoving their so called sexuality in literally everything they can…

[downfalls]

just say you’re a piece of shit and make me have to read less next time

[tastefullyoffensive]

Who is she? (via tori_harkin)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oscar-worthy.