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Cosmic Funnies

oozey mess
DEAR READER

if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
ojovivo
Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins

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art blog(derogatory)
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art

seen from Türkiye
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@colorlessgreen-ideas
Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture) Mary Eiland
damn when did they release garlic 2
“maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-”
My most handsome goat boy.
Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god
by fall out boy
I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke
Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.
Fascinating.
I’ll never hate anyone as much as I hate myself
no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them
Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
bitch ass nazis
i’m so tired from gay people on this website shoving their so called sexuality in literally everything they can…
just say you’re a piece of shit and make me have to read less next time
Who is she? (via tori_harkin)
Oscar-worthy.