Wasteland

 My name is B e r t h o l d t F u b a r-- A graduate of the 104th Trainees squad. I have hopes to become a w a r r i o r.   No.  A better one...

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[colossaldouche]

Bert are you ok.

im fine, why do you ask 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner glares at the boy for just a second before he’s opening his arms, gesturing to come to him- Here,

[colossaldouche]

-H E CANT EVEN BELIEVE HE MESSED UP THAT BADLY and then he kinda covers his face and collasps into reiner’s chest like fml- 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner pulls him into a tight embrace, rubbing his back like t here there bert- Sorry,

[colossaldouche]

It’s, ah… Not your fault. -he just kinda stays there like welp-

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He rests his hands on his shoulders and pulls back to look to him, raising his eyebrows just slightly- You sure?

[colossaldouche]

Yeah, it's not your fault. -he nods a little, keeping his gaze for only a moment or two before he looks away-

[colossaldouche]

BERT. -Drapes on the boy like h ey- Bertlboo. Peanutbertl. Berty. My sweaty prince.

oh my gosh, reiner. what are you doing? -hes lucky his face was already burried into the pillows bc maybe hes blushing who knows-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Have you been avoiding me or something? -He asks, gently flicking the back of his neck before rolling over to lay beside him instead so he can see his beautiful face.-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just buries his face a little deeper into the pillow he’d been laying on, though one green eye peeks out to look at reiner nevertheless.- the only time  havent been around you is last time i took a shower. thats exactly yesterday, Reiner.  

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner soon realizes this as well and he suddenly feels a tad too clingy. When isn’t he around his sweaty prince?- I…Well yeah I mean that’s a pretty long time. -He shrugged, reaching over to play with the boys hair-

[colossaldouche]

…If you say so. -an inevitable but minuscule grin played across his face as Reiner did this.- You sure like to mess with my hair a lot. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeah? I know I do. Your hair is just soft, you know?…I mean I’ll stop if you want me to, I’m not out to make you uncomfortable. 

[colossaldouche]

Nono- its fine. I  was just curious is all. It’s actually…Kinda nice. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Are you sure? I mean I can really stop I understand if it’s kind of annoying. -He shrugs like reiner d ont you start-

[colossaldouche]

I’m sure. It’s more relaxing than i thought, having your hands on me. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He just sort of stares at Bert like does he even realize what he just said.- Oh, really?…

[colossaldouche]

Yeah. -naive bert is naive  :^)- 

[nothingbutamurderer]

I…How? -Reiner please dont-

[colossaldouche]

I dunno. -shrug- I guess its just the way you do it. More gentle than your looks portray, i guess. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He nods a little, pulling him r i g h t out of the bed- Huh. Yeah?

[colossaldouche]

-bert looks at him like reiner what a re you doing-... Yeah.

[colossaldouche]

Bert are you ok.

im fine, why do you ask 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner glares at the boy for just a second before he’s opening his arms, gesturing to come to him- Here,

[colossaldouche]

-H E CANT EVEN BELIEVE HE MESSED UP THAT BADLY and then he kinda covers his face and collasps into reiner’s chest like fml- 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner pulls him into a tight embrace, rubbing his back like t here there bert- Sorry,

[colossaldouche]

It's, ah... Not your fault. -he just kinda stays there like welp-

[lovehouse]

LoveHouse

[gimmeblood]

[alchemic-rose]

Wirt is moonstruck-bubble Beatrice is coffeecupthellama The Beast is alchemic-rose

[shynii-deactivated20240828]

I’d like to think Marco gives sloppy, wet kisses =u__u=

pfft this was just supposed to be a warmup for diving back into the doujin

[khajidont]

making fun of Reiner’s chest will never not be funny to me

[colossaldouche]

Bert are you ok.

im fine, why do you ask 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Ah, you look a little sweatier than usual is all.

[colossaldouche]

…is it hot in here to you? 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Huh, no not really. It must just be you. 

[colossaldouche]

oh. Guess you’re right. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Well yeah have you seen yourself? -he just assumes bert gets the joke-

[colossaldouche]

I—…. Reiner. - any attempt at hiding his blush would be futile.-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeeees? -Reiner gets this stupid smug look on his face that he just cant shake off as he nudges his side-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just looks him right in the eyes, feeling a sudden rush of confidence- I’m not the reason it’s hot in here. Pretty sure that’s you. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He doesnt even care ok he’s so fucking narcissistic- Oh believe me I know, but I mean you’re part of it. You’re really attractive Bertl. -ooO-

[colossaldouche]

-hes done he cant even think of anything else hes just too flustered.- u-uhm

[nothingbutamurderer]

In fact, you’re kind of sexy. -REINER DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD.- -he can fix this ok give him a chance-  How did you even get like that Bert are you kidding me -r e i n e r-

[colossaldouche]

I— -he cant look at him but berts got this- …I copy you

[nothingbutamurderer]

I…What? No way. Bertholdt, look at me dead in the eyes and tell me that you copy me. 

[colossaldouche]

-REINER Y WOULD YOU- 

-he slowly looks up wow his face is p ink and with his gaze on reiner, begins.- i-i… i just….i-i copy… -he blinks and glances away for  a moment- you. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner glares at the boy for just a second before he’s opening his arms, gesturing to come to him- Here,

[colossaldouche]

-H E CANT EVEN BELIEVE HE MESSED UP THAT BADLY and then he kinda covers his face and collasps into reiner's chest like fml- 

[warchief]

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

[colossaldouche]

Bert are you ok.

im fine, why do you ask 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Ah, you look a little sweatier than usual is all.

[colossaldouche]

…is it hot in here to you? 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Huh, no not really. It must just be you. 

[colossaldouche]

oh. Guess you’re right. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Well yeah have you seen yourself? -he just assumes bert gets the joke-

[colossaldouche]

I—…. Reiner. - any attempt at hiding his blush would be futile.-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeeees? -Reiner gets this stupid smug look on his face that he just cant shake off as he nudges his side-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just looks him right in the eyes, feeling a sudden rush of confidence- I’m not the reason it’s hot in here. Pretty sure that’s you. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He doesnt even care ok he’s so fucking narcissistic- Oh believe me I know, but I mean you’re part of it. You’re really attractive Bertl. -ooO-

[colossaldouche]

-hes done he cant even think of anything else hes just too flustered.- u-uhm

[nothingbutamurderer]

In fact, you’re kind of sexy. -REINER DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD.- -he can fix this ok give him a chance-  How did you even get like that Bert are you kidding me -r e i n e r-

[colossaldouche]

I— -he cant look at him but berts got this- …I copy you

[nothingbutamurderer]

I…What? No way. Bertholdt, look at me dead in the eyes and tell me that you copy me. 

[colossaldouche]

-REINER Y WOULD YOU- 

-he slowly looks up wow his face is p ink and with his gaze on reiner, begins.- i-i... i just....i-i copy... -he blinks and glances away for  a moment- you. 

[colossaldouche]

BERT. -Drapes on the boy like h ey- Bertlboo. Peanutbertl. Berty. My sweaty prince.

oh my gosh, reiner. what are you doing? -hes lucky his face was already burried into the pillows bc maybe hes blushing who knows-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Have you been avoiding me or something? -He asks, gently flicking the back of his neck before rolling over to lay beside him instead so he can see his beautiful face.-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just buries his face a little deeper into the pillow he’d been laying on, though one green eye peeks out to look at reiner nevertheless.- the only time  havent been around you is last time i took a shower. thats exactly yesterday, Reiner.  

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner soon realizes this as well and he suddenly feels a tad too clingy. When isn’t he around his sweaty prince?- I…Well yeah I mean that’s a pretty long time. -He shrugged, reaching over to play with the boys hair-

[colossaldouche]

…If you say so. -an inevitable but minuscule grin played across his face as Reiner did this.- You sure like to mess with my hair a lot. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeah? I know I do. Your hair is just soft, you know?…I mean I’ll stop if you want me to, I’m not out to make you uncomfortable. 

[colossaldouche]

Nono- its fine. I  was just curious is all. It’s actually…Kinda nice. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Are you sure? I mean I can really stop I understand if it’s kind of annoying. -He shrugs like reiner d ont you start-

[colossaldouche]

I’m sure. It’s more relaxing than i thought, having your hands on me. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He just sort of stares at Bert like does he even realize what he just said.- Oh, really?…

[colossaldouche]

Yeah. -naive bert is naive  :^)- 

[nothingbutamurderer]

I…How? -Reiner please dont-

[colossaldouche]

I dunno. -shrug- I guess its just the way you do it. More gentle than your looks portrey, i guess. 

[colossaldouche]

Bert are you ok.

im fine, why do you ask 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Ah, you look a little sweatier than usual is all.

[colossaldouche]

…is it hot in here to you? 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Huh, no not really. It must just be you. 

[colossaldouche]

oh. Guess you’re right. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Well yeah have you seen yourself? -he just assumes bert gets the joke-

[colossaldouche]

I—…. Reiner. - any attempt at hiding his blush would be futile.-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeeees? -Reiner gets this stupid smug look on his face that he just cant shake off as he nudges his side-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just looks him right in the eyes, feeling a sudden rush of confidence- I’m not the reason it’s hot in here. Pretty sure that’s you. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He doesnt even care ok he’s so fucking narcissistic- Oh believe me I know, but I mean you’re part of it. You’re really attractive Bertl. -ooO-

[colossaldouche]

-hes done he cant even think of anything else hes just too flustered.- u-uhm

[nothingbutamurderer]

In fact, you’re kind of sexy. -REINER DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD.- -he can fix this ok give him a chance-  How did you even get like that Bert are you kidding me -r e i n e r-

[colossaldouche]

I-- -he cant look at him but berts got this- ...I copy you

[colossaldouche]

Bert are you ok.

im fine, why do you ask 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Ah, you look a little sweatier than usual is all.

[colossaldouche]

…is it hot in here to you? 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Huh, no not really. It must just be you. 

[colossaldouche]

oh. Guess you’re right. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Well yeah have you seen yourself? -he just assumes bert gets the joke-

[colossaldouche]

I—…. Reiner. - any attempt at hiding his blush would be futile.-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeeees? -Reiner gets this stupid smug look on his face that he just cant shake off as he nudges his side-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just looks him right in the eyes, feeling a sudden rush of confidence- I’m not the reason it’s hot in here. Pretty sure that’s you. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He doesnt even care ok he’s so fucking narcissistic- Oh believe me I know, but I mean you’re part of it. You’re really attractive Bertl. -ooO-

[colossaldouche]

-hes done he cant even think of anything else hes just too flustered.- u-uhm

[colossaldouche]

BERT. -Drapes on the boy like h ey- Bertlboo. Peanutbertl. Berty. My sweaty prince.

oh my gosh, reiner. what are you doing? -hes lucky his face was already burried into the pillows bc maybe hes blushing who knows-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Have you been avoiding me or something? -He asks, gently flicking the back of his neck before rolling over to lay beside him instead so he can see his beautiful face.-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just buries his face a little deeper into the pillow he’d been laying on, though one green eye peeks out to look at reiner nevertheless.- the only time  havent been around you is last time i took a shower. thats exactly yesterday, Reiner.  

[nothingbutamurderer]

-Reiner soon realizes this as well and he suddenly feels a tad too clingy. When isn’t he around his sweaty prince?- I…Well yeah I mean that’s a pretty long time. -He shrugged, reaching over to play with the boys hair-

[colossaldouche]

…If you say so. -an inevitable but minuscule grin played across his face as Reiner did this.- You sure like to mess with my hair a lot. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeah? I know I do. Your hair is just soft, you know?…I mean I’ll stop if you want me to, I’m not out to make you uncomfortable. 

[colossaldouche]

Nono- its fine. I  was just curious is all. It’s actually…Kinda nice. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Are you sure? I mean I can really stop I understand if it’s kind of annoying. -He shrugs like reiner d ont you start-

[colossaldouche]

I’m sure. It’s more relaxing than i thought, having your hands on me. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

-He just sort of stares at Bert like does he even realize what he just said.- Oh, really?…

[colossaldouche]

Yeah. -naive bert is naive  :^)- 

[colossaldouche]

[colossaldouche]

colossaldouche:“ “ He let his hand fall back down to his side- or Reiner’s, rather, because now he was being enveloped yet again in his friends rather huge arms. Not a spec of Bertholdt could...  The taller didnt even notice Reiner's shift, not consciously. Similar to when they were small boys and would sneak off in the middle of the night to take walks, legs moving at the same time; similar to when they'd think of something at the same time or exchange look and have a silent conversation, Bertholdt moved to Reiner without actually noting he was hugging him a little tighter. 

[colossaldouche]

Bert are you ok.

im fine, why do you ask 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Ah, you look a little sweatier than usual is all.

[colossaldouche]

…is it hot in here to you? 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Huh, no not really. It must just be you. 

[colossaldouche]

oh. Guess you’re right. 

[nothingbutamurderer]

Well yeah have you seen yourself? -he just assumes bert gets the joke-

[colossaldouche]

I—…. Reiner. - any attempt at hiding his blush would be futile.-

[nothingbutamurderer]

Yeeees? -Reiner gets this stupid smug look on his face that he just cant shake off as he nudges his side-

[colossaldouche]

-bert just looks him right in the eyes, feeling a sudden rush of confidence- I'm not the reason it's hot in here. Pretty sure that's you.