caution for the vain

Your name is CHESRA and you have been addicted to HOMESTUCK for a couple of months YEARS now. You are also an avid fan of MERLIN and PROJECT K. Nowadays you are mostly off tumblr as life is tiring as fuck and there's barely any time for fandom-y things, as heartbreaking as it sounds. You have a SHORT ATTENTION SPAN and a multitude of FANDOMS. It is ridiculously easy to get you to OBSESS over something. You never do things by HALVES, you either love it or care nothing for it. Your hobbies include DRESSING UP AS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS and READING BOOKS, particularly of the YA GENRE. You also have a lot of opinions on LADIES. You love LADIES, and you love things that are all about them. You are very FRIENDLY, and you would love to get to know a lot of people! You insist that they come and get to know you. Feel free to hang out at the ASK BOX!

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adam: i'm so observant and good at reading people you can never fool me i can literally almost read minds

ronan: i'm lowkey in love with you

adam:

adam: ok i did not expect that

[incorrecttrcquotes]

Adam, you are so smart. I wish we were gay so we could get married. I mean, we wouldn’t have sex or anything. Maybe a little kissing.

Gansey (via incorrecttrcquotes)

[incorrecttrcquotes]

If you had told me a year ago that I, Adam Parrish, would be dating Ronan Lynch, I would have said, ‘Oh, is everyone else on the planet dead?’

Adam Parrish (via incorrecttrcquotes)

[eugeniedanglars]

honestly adam is the only person in the gangsey who actually has any game when it comes to flirting

like, gansey’s idea of flirting is sharing spoons and pointless facts

blue’s is late night phone calls and angry driving

noah’s is basically going “i’m dead wanna hook up”

ronan’s is giving gifts accompanied by arguments and memes

and then adam just sends flowers and holds hands and carries on nice conversations like a normal fucking human being, and really, none of that is objectively that impressive, but compared to his friends adam is the smoothest operator on the planet when he’s interested in someone, and when that interest officially turns to ronan in trk i fully expect ronan to lose his shit entirely. rest in fucking pieces lynch

[anorable]

beckoning

pairing: adam/ronan

notes: 1400 words, post TRK! ☆☽

i.

Four, five, six hours of sleep. Adam awakens to midmorning light. The whole room smells of Ronan, which makes sense. Anyplace in the Barns is bound to smell of Ronan, to carry him in its nooks and windows and walls. Dream-things, dream-castle. None of it seems particularly real. Maybe I dreamt you, Ronan said once. Sometimes Adam wonders just the same.

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[svnsetromance]

the handmaiden (dir. park chan-wook, 2016) | international trailer

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Pynch headcanons please! :)

sorry this is super late i suck

pynch have a couples bucketlist together

they have

a fucking bucketlist

together

adam writes the list(s) and ronan comes up with ideas

like crazy fuckin ideas

he lets out this adventurous side with adam 

the side where he lets himself dream a little u know

“let’s climb an active volcano”

“ronan no”

“write it”

adam is like r u serious we’re gonna have to do it if it’s on the list

he’s not playing a fucking game

if it’s on the list it’s gonna happen

he wouldn’t be able to live with himself if he chickened out 

dear god ronan stOP looking at him like that 

do u want to DIE

adam writes the volcano thing

ok the point of this post was actually just to let y’all imagine pynch travelling the world together

probably with blue and gansey too 

but like

pynch backpacking through asia

pynch roadtripping through europe

they’re dirty and tired and bickering SO MUCH

“hey asshole italy is that way” 

“shut the fuck up parrish. you don’t know shit”

“it says right here”

“wow i didn’t know u could read??”

guys the awkward pictures in front of famous things 

sweaty, kinda pissed off and hungry at machu picchu

ronan refusing to do the thing in front the leaning tower of pisa

adam smiling so wide in front of big ben

omg sleeping in tents somewhere in the mountains in germany

y’all they bicker so much but 

they love each other more than ever 

imagine getting to travel the world with the love of ur fucking life

they’re holding hands

they send postcards to gansey and blue

the do stupid shit in every city

ronan, of course, gets banned from a museum

(it was on the bucketlist)

the nights shared at the hotels

waking up in a new city every week

late night partying

groggy breakfast buffets 

sex…

..EVERYWHERE

act like pretentious experienced travelers but lowkey love doing the tourist-y shit

in love in every country in the world

[greenmantle]

super chill and casual guy ronan lynch sent super chill and casual genius boy adam parrish to find some aluminum foil somewhere in the bedrooms area of his house in a super chill and casual and definitely sensible moment in their super chill and casual friendship and their super chill and casual friends and ronan’s super chill and casual brothers didn’t speak up once about it

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alright hear me out………a pride and prejudice au for the raven cycle

[ihnej-deactivated20161011]

@williamanderly scream into the void about this with me

[amosnaomi]

oh my god i have thought about this moment for a g e s p&p au’s are the reason i LIVE

first of all we have 2 acknowledge that a trc pride and prejudice au could work perfectly for both adam/ronan and blue/gansey but since you asked for adam/ronan that’s what i’m going to give you

obviously the 400 fox way women are the bennets you got maura and artemus at the head and all the other women would be the sisters!! adam is lizzie (they both like to read books, scoff at the upper class) and blue is obviously jane (can we take a moment to appreciate gansey canonically calling blue “jane” and her being jane i’m p sure this is why maggie wrote that). orla can be kitty bc orla fits the flirtatious type and the other fox way women can be whoever they wanna be holla (persephone as mary, since persephone is more the soft-spoken quiet one? yes). so THEN! not only can the sargents be looked down on for being “lower rank” but also magical 

ronan is obviously darcy in this (FITS SO WELL …SEEMS LIKE AN ASSHOLE AT FIRST, HAS HEART OF GOLD (also fits gansey like i said both work)). MATTHEW IS GEORGIANA, RONAN’S #1. lady catherine de bourgh can be niall lynch (and aurora can be the sickly wife instead of sickly daughter). gansey is mr. bingley bless his heart … and helen can be caroline (even tho helen canonically is a sweetheart to blue + raven, it fits)

noah bless his heart is charlotte, the bff of lizzie (and jane in this since noah and blue love each other). idk who would be mr. collins?? there aren’t many other characters in canon so [spins wheel] tad carruthers is mr. collins. DECLAN IS MR. WICKHAM instead of seducing matthew he just tries to take him away from ronan and ronan’s like FUCK U anyways.

so you have your bennets living it up at their house (aka 300 fox way) and then mr. gansey moves into netherfield monmouth nearby. at the ball gansey is immediately enchanted by blue but blue is more reserved bc she’s wary about true love/gansey (which fits jane’s reservedness BUT ALSO proves blue’d be a gr8 lizzie) and ronan is all “adam is tolerable, i suppose” which fits canon ronan “you look like a loser” [internally: his eyelashes and cheekbones and fingers fuuuuckk]. adam is Unimpressed 

bLUE STAYING AT monmouth bc she’s sick (thanks maura) and adam visiting her bc they love each other sm and adam fights everyone at monmouth besides gansey. and then tad carruthers/mr. collins shows up and starts pursuing adam (i’m la uHGING) and adam also meets wickham/declan around here?? it doesn’t have to be romantic declan’s just like “ronan fucked me over” and adam hates ronan too so he jumps on THAT bandwagon. AND THE BALL. I’M SORRY BUT adam and ronan dancing together (at this moment, pls imagine the scene from the 2005 movie where the music swells and everyone disappears besides them. good b ye) and adam being so confused?? the sargents at this ball are a WRECK they just cause ruckus everywhere 

then tad proposes to adam and adam refuses him (isn’t this already canon?) and gansey/ronan leave back to london and blue is </3 but won’t admit it and leaves for london to visit their relative [spins wheel again] jesse dittley. noah gets married to tad (this is so …) and adam is shocked but visits them anyways bc he loves noah. and then the dinner w/ lady catherine/niall … i’m sorry but SOMEONE needs to fight niall lynch and i’m glad it’s adam in this au okay just imagine adam getting all pissy w/ niall lynch how beautiful so then WE HAVE

THE CONFESSION SCENE. I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN SURVIVE WRITING THIS. (cue the 2005 movie setting, rain and ALL) “despite your inferior birth …” “i don’t understand” “i love you …. most ardently” (and ronan loves adam first in canon i’M) and adam is just like w tf the fuck. that entire scene, fighting about their families (i know the “my sister doesn’t even share her feelings w/ me” line isn’t in the book but can u imagine adam saying this about blue i’m gone) and what about mr. wickham? ronan stepping closer and getting ang rier… “had not your pride been hurt” “MY PRIDE?” and then the line oh my god why does this fit so fucking perfectly “from the first moment i met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish distain for the feelings of others, made me realize that you are the last man i could ever be prevailed upon to marry” (me, dying in t he background) and then ronan leans forward and you THINK THEYR’E GONNA KISS but ronan says “forgive me for taking up so much of your time” and LEAVES (cue a picture of my grave) 

ronan leaves the letter explaining everything which basically slam dunks adam six feet under (sorry son) and adam is conflicted (esp bc he likes understanding and he was wrong for so LONG (ALSO: ADAM REALIZING THAT RONAN KNOWS HIM BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW RONAN)). AND BLUE RETURNS BLESS THE WORLD his sister is back and she’s NOT heartbroken. then he and his relatives visit the country (i’m sorry is this the same relatives as london? does this mean that adam travels w/ jesse dittley? what an au) and they ~happen~ to be by pemberley (the BARNS dear god this au is everything). adam immediately falls in love w/ ronan’s home, he’s just awe struck . .. also pls that scene where they’re all staring at ronan’s likeness and the servant is like “don’t you think he’s handsome?” [insert adam thinking ronan’s “savagely handsome”]. adam sees georgiana/matthew playing the piano (my heart) RONAN AND MATTHEW HUGGING M Y HEART 

then of course news comes that declan and orla have run away together and adam is distra ught and he returns home and orla is tryna flaunt it everywhere (v orla lbr). adam finds out ronan paid for the marriage and is probs regretting every moment w/ ronan ever. gansey returns to propose to blue (sorry again for the 2005 imagery bUT gansey practicing the proposal on ronan :) end me) and the line “first, i must tell you i’ve been the most unmitigated and comprehensive ass” is SO GANSEY GOD. blue says yes and i’m dead jesus. that same evening niall lynch comes to the sargent’s house and has The Fight with adam (just imagining lizzie’s sassiness w/ adam is … everything i needed in life) and niall leaves after getting thoroughly Rekt. then idk how you want this but again, the 2005 movie scene, ronan walking across the moors w/ his neckline so low and his coat wide open i AM 

do i need 2 type out everything in this scene i’m already emotionally wrecked right now. anyways “if your feelings are the same as last spring” i can’t believe i’m writing this “i love, i love, i love you” …the knu ckle kiss (manubis FUCK) adam finally saying yes????????/ i’m gone. okay now cue to the 1995 tv version bc imagine blue/gansey and adam/ronan being married together. at the same time. i’m cr ying everyone is invited to the wedding. or you can do the end where they’re at pemberley/the barns and it’s like “mrs. darcy” although i suppose ronan repeating “mr. lynch” is fu cking weird anywa ys ROMANCE

the POINT IS …T HE POINT IS pride and prejudice au’s are everything they make up my life’s blood and i’m never gonna recover after writing this

[bcydbeaulieu]

i love how soft adam and ronan become with each other after they kiss. in a completely realistic way in the fact that

adam might not have slept in the car with ronan after aurora if they hadn’t have gotten together. not because adam doesn’t care but bc he doesn’t know how to help. but now he knows that his presence means something and he can’t stand being away from a mourning ronan

adam softly and calmly telling ronan that gansey and blue need to know about cabeswater and them not fighting but adam wanting to, with care, get ronan to give out this information

adam leaning his head on ronan after the possession and letting ronan hold him up 

not soft but adam not being able to handle listening to a dying ronan and throwing himself into danger to help him 

soft af hand kisses

soft smiles and hungry eyes and even sweeter kisses

like ok they are soft as hell with each other and they fall into this so seamlessly and i am hella not ok. 

[micdotcom]

#StarringJohnCho proposes a solution to Hollywood whitewashing: John Cho

It’s no secret that Hollywood has an Asian-American erasure problem. William Yu’s solution? John Cho. Yu created the above posters to show that Hollywood already has viable Asian American stars in its ranks — filmmakers just need to use them. John Cho is far from the only one.

[sendmethis]

Two Way Chiffon Cape Blouse

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At the end of TDT, Ronan says Adam's his second secret, defined as having been 'hidden from himself'. Do you think that means Ronan always had a crush on Adam, ever since they met and never let himself think about it? Also, congrats on finishing trk!

Dear annabethisterrified,

To know Adam Parrish is to have a crush on him. He is like the Bella Swan of the Raven Cycle. Men have scuttled their ships on his elegant features. Women have started wars over his self-deprecation. He is where the expression “Parrish the thought” comes from. 

What a guy.

urs,

Stiefvater

[cassxndracxin]

The Raven Gang as troubled birds

Blue:

Ronan:

Gansey:

Adam:

Noah:

Bluesey:

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

If the five main trc characters were Disney princesses which ones would they be?

Dear panzyparkinson,

I’m a little surprised that you would ask this question, as the answers seem too obvious to require inquiry. Still, I press on. 

Gansey is clearly Ariel. Ariel is a heroine defined by her cultural dysphoria; all day, every day is Human-Time. Although she possesses absolutely no reason to believe that she’ll get her wish nor any peers who share her desire, Ariel wants nothing more than to be a human. And although she’s given a lot of crap for being naive, the truth is that Ariel is kind of the foremost human expert under the sea. Maybe there is something the matter with me, she wonders, as Tumblr often does in the tags, even as she longs to be part of a different world. And when she does get a shot at being something more than mermaid, she fumbles benevolently. She fails at being human because she has studied rather than practiced, and her every misstep is characterized by her admiration and love for the culture. Gansey, you noble land mermaid.

Adam Parrish is obviously both Belle and the Beast. I want much more than this provincial world, he sings in a piercing number that takes place in the carport behind his parents’ trailer. Belle wants something out of this world, and moreover, she’s got the tools and logic to make it happen. She’s well-read and self-assured; she’s curious and brave. As Belle, Adam could really do anything, if he didn’t spend at least six hundred pages of the series cock-blocking himself by being the Beast. She’ll never see me as anything more than a monster, he thinks sadly, while throwing a table against a wall.

Ronan Lynch is Pocahontas. For starters, she’s the only princess who even begins to play compellingly with magical realism, and she’s the only one with a talking tree buddy. Pocahontas also faces what seems to be an impossible either-or choice: responsibility or the desires of her heart. Does she attend Aglionby/ marry Kocoum, even though both of them are pretty square? Or does she see what’s just around the river bend? Throw in the fact that she also has a host of animal friends and falls in love with a white guy, and it’s pretty obvious to me that Pocahontas = Ronan.

Blue Sargent is not a Disney princess and she rejects your gd gender expectations. She is Mike Wazowski. Mike is unlike any of the other monsters/ psychics around him: he is not scary/ psychic. Deprived of this essential monster trait, Mike is forced to find a different way to become successful in a world that prizes something that he can never be. It turns him resourceful, hard-working, bitter, wryly funny, judgmental. He makes friends with Sully, who embodies everything Mike can’t be, because the other option is to hate him. Ultimately, Mike finds a way to succeed that no one else has, all while being a lot shorter than everyone else in every scene. Really the only difference is that he has one eye and Blue has two as of the time of me writing this blog post.

I couldn’t think of any dead Disney princesses to be Noah. Mufasa? They both died from blunt trauma. Do any of the puppies die in 101 Dalmatians? He could be one of those.

urs,

Stiefvater

[byamylaurens]

They both died from blunt trauma AND BETRAYAL. Never forget the betrayal. 

[maggie-stiefvater-deactivated20]

IT GOT BETTER

[nimmieamee]

also, better things for ronan and adam to have than dream babies

a non-exhaustive list

a puppy

a cat

a colony of friendly lizards given to them by Cabeswater

a colony of friendly lizards given to them by Blue

a lumpy coil pot Matthew made for them

a large and healthy tree 

a small tree that sprouts singing violets 

a pond full of magic fish that are assholes

a picture of Ronan’s Irish great-great-great-great grandmother that wakes up one day to cackle about how great Adam’s butt is and how she would totally bend their friend Gansey over a table, 10/10, would bang

a letter from the first grade teacher who genuinely cared about Adam and tried to get him out of his parents’ custody and thought she had lost touch with him only to see him profiled in the New York Times and decide on a whim to write to him and tell him what a great kid he was and how much he deserves his success

Glendower the genie king in a bottle. just in a bottle. he tried to kill Gansey when he woke up and now they keep him in a bottle, fuck that guy.

a souped-up car collection that Adam works on only when he wants to, sometimes mostly because it turns Ronan on so much

a pair of tickets to a warm and perfect island in the middle of a warm and perfect sea

a regular child that is not created just to Make All Their Dreams Come True 

sex in the backseat of the BMW

[siranea]

“Blue tried not to look at Gansey’s boat shoes; she felt better about him as a person if she pretended he wasn’t wearing them.”