colwag's den of shitty arguments

Just using this for annoying MSPA arguing shit. Nobody really cares about this.

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to [email protected] and delete it

[colwag]

The biggest giveaway to look out for in these emails:

Do they use your name in the “Dear X?” part?

Paypal emails put in the name you put in the account. The phishers don’t have that. I mean, check to be safe and all still, but that’s a giveaway.

[p-alex]

>people trying to make the Battlefront 2 backlash into a race thing because the main character is Asian

how many people even took notice of that, let alone complained about it

[sir-argues-a-lot]

Battlefront 2 has a main character?

[colwag]

Eeeeeeeh.

I’ve seen it kinda used like that sometimes.

Probably less pure race and more “look at this sjw shit”

I mean when you post a picture of her with the intent of mocking without context you probably aren’t doing it for the graphical quality.

so yeah I’ve specifically seen this sort of complaint from actual physical existing people.

[colwag]

Goal in Life: Don't be a drag when other people like things you don't no matter how much you want to nitpick and needle about why it's bad. You're not wrong but you're really not making the world a better place. You're just kinda being a drag. ...although that sure as hell doesn't stop me from whining at other people being downer drags. Woo. Hypocricy.

[iwpwjltpbgfwstagol]

[colwag]

The problem is.

Nobody says this about straight people.

[femboy-fever]

You: BUT A CHILD MIGHT SEE IT!!!

Me: Not my problem.

You: BUT A TRAUMA VICTIM MIGHT SEE IT!!!

Me: Not my problem.

You: BUT–

Me: WHAT MEDIA YOU WILLINGLY OR EVEN ACCIDENTALLY CONSUME IS NOT MY PROBLEM. YOU ARE NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU, I OWE YOU N O T H I N G.

[colwag]

…isn’t this post just someone screaming “I don’t have any reason to give a shit about anybody other then myself for any reason whatsoever”?

Like.

How far up your own ass in dickery do you have to be to make a post like this.

[femboy-fever]

no it’s a person who’s tired of content creators being harassed because susie from down the block couldn’t mind her own business, karen

[colwag]

But you took the form of “I don’t have to give a shit about how what I do effects anybody else ever under any circumstances”.

Like, do you smoke and spit it out into people’s faces? Leave your garbage on the middle of the sidewalk? Openly shit on park benches because it tickles your fancy?

That is the mindset you’re using here man. This is selfishness to an insane level. Holy fucking shit.

[femboy-fever]

You: BUT A CHILD MIGHT SEE IT!!!

Me: Not my problem.

You: BUT A TRAUMA VICTIM MIGHT SEE IT!!!

Me: Not my problem.

You: BUT–

Me: WHAT MEDIA YOU WILLINGLY OR EVEN ACCIDENTALLY CONSUME IS NOT MY PROBLEM. YOU ARE NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU, I OWE YOU N O T H I N G.

[colwag]

...isn’t this post just someone screaming “I don’t have any reason to give a shit about anybody other then myself for any reason whatsoever”?

Like.

How far up your own ass in dickery do you have to be to make a post like this.

[colwag]

Pst. If you want answers to some things I don’t talk about on here, you’re way more likely to get an answer off anon or in a message.

Just sayin’.

[colwag]

So I was at my local swap meet today just browsing around and I found the Super Pinball Game, another bit of translation Gold.

Highlights:

“It can cot not only trains lover’s skill and intelligence but also is a best way for lover to make friends”

“”Before a game beginds,players may Also engage to shoot the five provided plastic teas-ed pearl early or late getting the grand total.”

“it is your best training way of defeating Everying”

“Plagways.”

[witapepsi-deactivated20230217]

[peperc-deactivated20200826]

punchy please employ me I need to put food on my table

[colwag]

The only reason Punchy would help you put food on your table is if he can eat it immediately afterwards.

[theogonies]

this is canon and im screaming

[colwag]

Also noted on the same page: The Human Torce doesn’t actually say “Flame On”, that’s just what the sound of the air combusting around him sounds like.

[colwag]

Went to a Reptile Super Show today.They had amny lizs, and snaked and stuff for sale, but I just wanted to get some vision on these edible creepy crawlies.

Here’s other photos

[chrisdornerfanclub]

You Motherfuckers are about to Learn some Knowledge Truths

*abrasive common knowledge high school science lesson intermingled with ‘bitch’ and ‘you barbaric piece of shit” and other abusive language directed to the reader*

[colwag]

*reblogged with “WHY DIDN’T THEY TEACH US THIS IN SCHOOL?” despite it being something taught in school*

[questionall]

Lawsuit Finds Millions Of Uncounted Bernie Sanders Ballots

Millions of Bernie Sanders ballots have been found amid a widespread cover-up of the Senators landslide victory at the California primaries this week.

So NOT surprised by this! We all knew that this one was rigged from the beginning. Millions of votes NOT being counted should make everyone in this country furious!

[twowaypr]

Tell me again why people don’t trust or believe HRC/DNC

[gatorfisch]

So not just a hundred thousand after all? Debbie Wasserman-Schultz needs to be fired and then indicted.

[cumberbees]

At least 3 counties FLIPPED so far. LA county is said to have 2 to 1 voting for Bernie in uncounted ballots. And there is a lawsuit alleging voting FRAUD filed in Ohio for starters. More to come.

[twowaypr]

Reblogging for added comments

[bloodqueenmsk-deactivated201710]

Holy fucking shit batman

[gothmspacman-deactivated2018120]

Fuckin lol

[peperc-deactivated20200826]

Bad post

[colwag]

http://www.politifact.com/california/statements/2016/jun/10/blog-posting/pants-fire-viral-rumor-bernie-sanders-won-californ/#sharethefacts

After early California primary results showed a big Clinton lead over Sanders, the Justice Gazette posted the headline on June 7: "Bernie Sanders Wins California But ⅔ of his Votes Aren’t Counted."

Three days later, Clinton continues to lead Sanders by about 450,000. There are more than two million uncounted votes. But based on polling shortly before the race, showing Sanders even or slightly ahead with voters who had yet to cast ballots, professional pollsters and news outlets say Clinton’s lead could shrink somewhat but is not in danger. Sanders would have to win the remaining votes by a huge margin, something no polls showed in advance of Election Day.

There is evidence that California’s complicated voting rules led to problems. That may have prevented some Sanders supporters from voting for him and, for that matter, some Clinton supporters from voting for her. But there’s no proof to back up the outlandish claim that Sanders won California or that two-thirds of his votes were not counted.

We rate the Gazette’s claim Pants On Fire.

tbh I got no idea how credible people find Politifact but eh.

[penicillium-pusher]

Less dick pics, more dik diks

[cctinsleybaxter]

this picture doesn’t showcase their size well enough, so here’s this

[colwag]

But what about

[thatroxiegirl]

I will never not love John Cleese

[colwag]

Wow this is like, a laundry list of Bad Shit.

Like, this is all taking about Political Correctness, right? (That is, making sure you’re not talking shit about minorities/women/trans/queer people) So, to clarify:

“There are some people I might wish to offend” = “I want black/gay/trans/ect people to know how much I think they’re idiots/stupid/fucked up/are Lesser than Me Who I Saying This”

“You cannot relax and be spontaneous” = “Being empathetic towards people is so hard that I just really don’t want to do it.”

“All comedy is critical. If you start saying “We musn’t offend them!” then the humor’s gone.” = “I have no idea what jokes are. The only jokes I know of are like, man Asian drivers are so bad, and similar ones. These are literally the only sources of comedy in the universe.”

“Then as far as I’m concerned, you’re living in 1984″ = “There is no worse dictatorship then one where you have to be considerate of others”

But basically,it does boil down to:

The “PC Police” or SJWs or whatever do have a sense of humor. They make jokes. They laugh. They smile.

They just don’t like offensive racist sexist and so on offensive shit. So they’re not going to give you those cheap laughs. You’ll have to write actual jokes instead.

[bogleech]

People have been saying “aren’t there ENOUGH pokemon?” since Gold and Silver were announced, they have been saying it for sixteen years, there could be no possible opinion about pokemon any LESS interesting, original or fun. Nobody ever says “gee I wish this MMORPG world were much smaller” or “wow I sure hate having multiple character options,” more content is more content. If you wouldn’t want more pokemon then why did you ever play pokemon.

[colwag]

I’m not that guy, but that guy, USUALLY a Gen Wunner’s perspective on it is sometimes along the lines of: “I want to catch them all. When there were 150, that felt doable. But now that there’s over 700, with many more complicated hoops to jump through and event pokemon to feel never get, I honestly can’t see myself ever actually doing it.”

Also people totally say “I wish this game was smaller” all the time.  They’d rather have a MMORPG world that’s more compressed, but filled with more things instead of large, empty areas, or they’d prefer having 1 very well designed character over 4 or so alright designed ones, and they may prefer there only being 200 or so Great Pokemon over 700+ Good ones.

[cactuardavid]

One of the internet’s many flowcharts

[modeseven777]

Why didnt they just release a new FZero already?

[certifiedhypocrite]

Could you imagine Gyroscopic FZero?

[colwag]

Oh my god that sounds amazing.

Please do this.