someone

I like the number 47 and also the game Hitman, but they both those likings have nothing to do with each other.

[quetzatu]

If you loop round on this section Ralsei says this...

[thatdamnokie]

[apollo-polly]

idea where flowerys like "you know what i'll take a page outta raly's book" and then proceeds to change gender every room

[strictlyquadrilateral]

one time i went to the doctor and said "i think i have some sort of damage in my neck from hurting it on a trampoline as a teen" and the doctor said "no you don't." and i said, "well, the day after i hurt my neck, my bioparents tried to make me climb a mountain because they didn't believe i was hurt, and just a few minutes up the mountain i sat down on the side of the trail because i was in so much pain i couldn't keep walking, and they just left me there, and eventually i forced myself to climb the rest of the mountain because i was terrified they were going to legitimately abandon me on the side of the mountain forever. and i'm here today because it just recently occurred to me that when most people say 'i have a crick in my neck' they mean 'i slept funny and now i'm a little sore' and not 'i'm functionally bedbound at the moment due to severe neck pain'." and the doctor said "you have permanent nerve damage in your neck."

[gleebo-zorpa]

[dessmomd]

Holy what now...

(Found in TikTok comments)

[iyuray]

we should just let kris make more dark fountains forever. it's for enrichment

[j-h-cubedman]

I'll Send All My Lovin' To You

BONUS:

[catgirlweed]

Locking in my Knight/ERAM theory quick + Aqua and Ralsei for comparison

[thankchaosforspellcheck]

Times Kris Has Eaten Actual Real Food:

(Right out the gate: Darkworld food is not going to be counted because that's like A Mint at BEST. Also this will only cover the normal route bc that kid's even WORSE off on Side B.)

DAY ONE:

Skips breakfast (late for school)

Skips lunch (dark world)

Skips dinner (goes to bed immediately)

An Entire Pie (occurs at midnight so could actually be Day 2)

Results: inadequate intake for a growing teen, but at least they ate something

DAY TWO:

Skips breakfast (late for school again)

Skips lunch (sleeps through class)

Hot Chocolate (Optional after-school snack)

Skips dinner (pretends to fall asleep on the couch)

No midnight snack this time (dark world)

Results: Optionally hydrated, but likely VERY hungry.

DAY THREE:

Receives breakfast, fails to actually eat it.

Unskippable Church Juice cut-scene time!!!!

Hot Chocolate part 2: Electric Boogaloo (optional after-church snack)

Unskippable Chocolate Milk cut-scene time!!!!

Skips Lunch (Soul Shenanigans Occurred)

Skips Dinner (Sans ate all the leftovers)

Results: Kris, PLEASE just eat the pancakes holy shit. At least you drank something, though.

DAY FOUR:

🔥HONEY TOAST🔥(optional, only occurs if you choose to be mean to Kris' Mom)

Fried Raw Onion (optional, RIP onionsan)

"Haunted Blood" (optional Church Juice Part 2: This Time it's Personal)

Ice Cream (THANK YOU NOELLE FOR GIVING YOUR ICECREAM TO THIS MORON)

No Cinnamon Bun 😔 (from what I could tell Noelle only bought one for Susie)

Skipped Actual Lunch (didn't eat anything lunch-equivalent at the fair)

Skipped Dinner (Dark World)

Results: more actual food than usual, but still not enough for a growing teen.

FINAL RESULTS: This kid is fucking starving. Kris I swear to god one day I'm gonna make you eat a carrot.

[akikazeume]

[azulcrescent]

I thought i wouldn't get third partied anymore after i quit playing apex. i was wrong 💀

[whyenn-reader]

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

[alexandreman]

Ads are longer than five seconds lmao

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

It’s a shame that walkable cities will require tracking cars that enter city limits and exploding them with a bazooka but policy requires trade-offs

[eightyonekilograms]

This photo looks AI-generated because the streetlights and signs are so regular and Mt. Fuji is so unrealistically large in the background, but it's a real and fairly famous street in Japan, and a super-long focal length is used to get the compression effect that makes the mountain seem so huge.

It turns out there are various places in Washington you can get this effect with Mt. Rainier too:

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[alexandreman]

I almost googled "what does no gravity do to milk" and I only got the joke like 10 secondes after reading the post.

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

Love how I went from missing his Ch1 design to raging at Flowery for shoving the hat back onto him