someone

I like the number 47 and also the game Hitman, but they both those likings have nothing to do with each other.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[snoleopard7]

you want to be a good noun for mommy, don't you?

[borderlands-disorder]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[targetedknowledge]

[riverstyx4]

I don’t know anything about deltarune or undertale but I think William Afton is the roaring knight, actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

On the local news today they said that they caught a guy who was attacking people with a sword.

Bad for the people who were injured obviously but how often do you see sword crime these days?

[i-suggest-larp]

Do you want to see more sword crime? 👀

[cpericardium]

[animentality]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[ailstyl]

undertale x one punch man ( the best duo ever i see)

No comment on my choice

[yowyowyaoi]

Genos getting “sick” and Saitama going to Dr. Kuseno and the old man giving him basically an anti-virus CD and Saitama sitting there like … w-where … where do I put this in him … where do I insert it …

[byjove]

I saw a fucking bonkers real estate listing once where the shower in the master bathroom was at the top of a flight of stairs and had a window that overlooked the living room. That was so haunting and so surreal, Imagine the orgies occurring in that place in the 1970s. Cuck shower panopticon? Cleaning that place would have been hell on earth.

[alexandreman]

"cuck shower panopticon" bruh

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[alexandreman]

Of a normal clothe, for me.

[beardedmrbean]

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[asepriterico]