The Chronicles

Regan//21//Michigan

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i sent the bee movie script over imessage to my friend who lives overseas but it didn’t send as an imessage and sent as 315 text messages instead and i’m gonna be charged for international texting for all of them

[fourofthem]

#karma is real and god always protects the good

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

[legislacerator]

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

[bideogaymes]

Rina Sawayama for Clash

[eimiirin]

Animals now ask for flowers

[distinguishedbaloney]

[pochowek]

Uma Thurman dons that yellow biker suit for the last time and decapitates quentin tarantino with a katana

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[theavengers]

Chadwick Boseman photographed by Maarten de Boer for American Way

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[littlebirdofprey]

Yeah, you could say I’m a gamer

[onlytwitterpics]

[depsidase]

[poyzn]

[thegoodvybe]

new hat

[karnalesbian]

the only thing pikachu should be saying in english is FUCK

[hotvampireadjacent]

when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried