Combat Boots and Zebra Print

My name is Brittney Nicole, I am 21 years old and I am a Navy Veteran

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12 years ago today cosmo had an idea

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well now its 14 years

[did-you-know]

Source

[4gifs]

[vernonvienna]

[doodlesanddaylilies]

The Great Gatsby

This by far was the most well planned out scene layout and my favorite.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[good-views]

Please please please

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

War Puppies!

[pathoftorment-deactivated201812]

THAT DOG JUMPED A FUCKING CAR I NEED HIM!!!

[oscarmikeactual-deactivated2018]

I’m never going to stop reblogging this

[seashellsandpastels]

reasons why i love german shepherds 

[harrystylesus]

is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved??

[fenixed]

clitoris prohibitus

[divergentgrace]

Sounds like a fucking spell from harry potter

[zachsgay]

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

[visible-cracks]

0x12=0

[booglemoth]

[canaydian]

[roseroyalty-moving]

I have to remind myself that the curse words I seem to accumulate from tumblr aren’t exactly the things to be saying out loud because today I was making some lil old lady’s latte and i dropped her cup and it was really hot and it splashed on my leg and I immediately went “suck my entire asshole” and that poor elderly woman gave me the most horrified look I have seen a human being give me

[peterparker]

HOW DO PPL JUST GET CONTINUOUS ANONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THERE SOME KIND OF TUTORIAL OR CHEAT CODE THAT I DON’T KNOW

[memewhore]

[fastcarlady-deactivated20150430]

Church is weird

[cherry-kura]

if there was a christian side of tumblr this is what their text posts would look like

[goingacoustic]

Like a proud father.

[combatbootsandzebraprint]

Did you know you made that guys prom miserable... but now he is with me and he is amazing! I just want to thank you. Btw he really dislikes you... i asked him who the good looking girl on his prom photos was and he said just some girl who hates me and that I thought was once cool, but shes a user. From the girlfriend of a man you went to prom with.

I made his prom miserable? He wanted to sit at the table and listen to music on his kindle instead of dancing… he wouldn't let me go take photos in the photo room, I don't hate him, it was just miserable for me. He made it very awkward and I didn't have any fun. He isn't a bad guy, and I am glad you're happy together, he deserves a good girl. But I couldn't enjoy a night at a prom where i didn't know ANYONE and he wouldn't talk to me he just sat there… no matter how much i tried to talk… So, don't take it out on me… it wasn't a fun experience for either of us. Im sorry he really dislikes me now, but that isn't something I can control.

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

[myresin]

"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"

[petrpetrpuckeater]

"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"

[fayethesuccubus-deactivated2017]

"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."

[absolutebisaster]

The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.

[steelatom]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

my parents and i go way back