"I'm ready for you, world!"

A RP account documenting One Combat Dummy's journey across space and time

[combatdummyrenewed]

Here comes the Pinned Post!

HEY EVERYONE, IT IS I, COMBAT DUMMY, BUT YOU CAN ALL CALL ME CD SO YOU DON'T MIX ME UP WITH THE OTHERS!

I accidentally got this teleport item from one of the players, and I've been jumping through realities a lot lately. Don't worry though, this just means I get to overcome so many CHALLENGES, meet tons of FOES and perhaps even BEFRIEND people along the way!

(brackets marks ooc posts. Let's go over some ground rules!)

(1. Don't be mean to mod. You can absolutely be mean to CD the character, just make sure not to project that towards mod.)

(2. Mod also goes by CD, since I'm a Combat Dummy Fictive. Just make sure to clarify you're talking to me, mod, if you're trying to talk to me specifically.)

(3. No bigotry on this blog, the block button will be used as seen fit. Also Hazbin/Helluva fans I don't want you around.)

(4. Asks are very much appreciated, just don't spam the same ask over and over again. I will try my best to get to them in time, I promise!)

(5. You can interact with literally any character you might have, I don't need to know them for you to be able to RP. Fictional characters, OCs, gimmick blogs, whatever you want!)

(6. On the off chance you're going "I've seen a Combat Dummy blog before..." You're right, I used to run a Combat Dummy blog, specifically for Forsaken. Obviously, I don't want to go back to doing Forsaken posting, so this is a fresh start. For all intents and purposes this is a former IA Dummy.)

[wild-sticks-badger]

*Sudden sound of teleporting nearby. Whatever that sounds like.*

Uhhh, HELLO? Is anyone THERE? I come in PEACE!

@combatdummyrenewed

WAT THE @&$%?! DA GOVERNMENT AGENTS SENTCHA HERE DIDN'T THEY?!

[combatdummyrenewed]

WHAT? HUH? No, I PROMISE that no one sent me except my little teleporter! I am NOT a government agent, and I don't work for the monarchy anymore either! My name is Combat Dummy, CD for short! Uh, please DON'T attack me? I have a FEELING you were about to attack me.

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Ah, I see, simple spatial displacement device, did you check the fuses?

[combatdummyrenewed]

YEAH, I think, sure! I DID check the fuses, AND the batteries, and none of the wires are CUT or anything like that, so I'm just LOST as to what I'm supposed to do! You can open it up if you WANT, here, take it.

*They hand the console over, alongside a screwdriver, presumably to help in opening it.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

*Opens it up*

ah, i see the problem. you don't have proper heat sinks. you burnt the cpu.

[combatdummyrenewed]

Oh FLAT SODA! That DOESN'T sound good, can you fix it for me? This place doesn't seem half bad, but I'm on a bit of a journey, and I don't want to be STUCK in one place for too long! Sorry if I'm asking a LOT of you, but I don't think I'll find another person around here who knows how to fix something like this!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Sure, gimme a moment while I grab the parts and tools, repair should only take 3 hours.

[combatdummyrenewed]

3 HOURS? NOT too bad :D

I can probably go back to my temporary camp while you fix it OR do you want me to come with you while you repair it. It's ALL up to your choice, really, I don't mind EITHER way!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Either or is fine.

[combatdummyrenewed]

HMMMM, well I need to grab stuff back at my camp, so I'll meet you back here in three hours, how about THAT? Does that work for YOU?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Works great! See you in 3 hours!

[combatdummyrenewed]

*roughly three hours later*

I'm BACK! How did it go Doc, is it FIXED?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Yep! Good as new! Better actually! I made a few minor alterations to allow it to adjust for relative ground level. Along with telling you if the climate is hospitable where you go! Even have it an oled screen so you have a nicer interface!

[combatdummyrenewed]

WOW! Thank you so MUCH! I REALLY appreciate this, just wish I had something proper to pay you with. Still, I CAN give you this!

*Glitch then proceeds to pull a six pack of 'Bloxy Colas' out of their bag, and hands it to Future*

These things taste GREAT, and even if you don't like them you can probably sell them for a ton, they're usually SUPER rare anywhere outside of my home universe and the adjacent ones to it. I HOPE this is good enough compensation, since you've been so good to me!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

oh, no problem! and thanks! always curious about the pasts food and quisine!

[combatdummyrenewed]

BYEEEE, maybe we'll see each other again another day! Until then, stay SAFE!!

*They run off clutching the device, presumably to jump to a new universe.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Ah, I see, simple spatial displacement device, did you check the fuses?

[combatdummyrenewed]

YEAH, I think, sure! I DID check the fuses, AND the batteries, and none of the wires are CUT or anything like that, so I'm just LOST as to what I'm supposed to do! You can open it up if you WANT, here, take it.

*They hand the console over, alongside a screwdriver, presumably to help in opening it.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

*Opens it up*

ah, i see the problem. you don't have proper heat sinks. you burnt the cpu.

[combatdummyrenewed]

Oh FLAT SODA! That DOESN'T sound good, can you fix it for me? This place doesn't seem half bad, but I'm on a bit of a journey, and I don't want to be STUCK in one place for too long! Sorry if I'm asking a LOT of you, but I don't think I'll find another person around here who knows how to fix something like this!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Sure, gimme a moment while I grab the parts and tools, repair should only take 3 hours.

[combatdummyrenewed]

3 HOURS? NOT too bad :D

I can probably go back to my temporary camp while you fix it OR do you want me to come with you while you repair it. It's ALL up to your choice, really, I don't mind EITHER way!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Either or is fine.

[combatdummyrenewed]

HMMMM, well I need to grab stuff back at my camp, so I'll meet you back here in three hours, how about THAT? Does that work for YOU?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Works great! See you in 3 hours!

[combatdummyrenewed]

*roughly three hours later*

I'm BACK! How did it go Doc, is it FIXED?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Yep! Good as new! Better actually! I made a few minor alterations to allow it to adjust for relative ground level. Along with telling you if the climate is hospitable where you go! Even have it an oled screen so you have a nicer interface!

[combatdummyrenewed]

WOW! Thank you so MUCH! I REALLY appreciate this, just wish I had something proper to pay you with. Still, I CAN give you this!

*Glitch then proceeds to pull a six pack of 'Bloxy Colas' out of their bag, and hands it to Future*

These things taste GREAT, and even if you don't like them you can probably sell them for a ton, they're usually SUPER rare anywhere outside of my home universe and the adjacent ones to it. I HOPE this is good enough compensation, since you've been so good to me!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Ah, I see, simple spatial displacement device, did you check the fuses?

[combatdummyrenewed]

YEAH, I think, sure! I DID check the fuses, AND the batteries, and none of the wires are CUT or anything like that, so I'm just LOST as to what I'm supposed to do! You can open it up if you WANT, here, take it.

*They hand the console over, alongside a screwdriver, presumably to help in opening it.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

*Opens it up*

ah, i see the problem. you don't have proper heat sinks. you burnt the cpu.

[combatdummyrenewed]

Oh FLAT SODA! That DOESN'T sound good, can you fix it for me? This place doesn't seem half bad, but I'm on a bit of a journey, and I don't want to be STUCK in one place for too long! Sorry if I'm asking a LOT of you, but I don't think I'll find another person around here who knows how to fix something like this!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Sure, gimme a moment while I grab the parts and tools, repair should only take 3 hours.

[combatdummyrenewed]

3 HOURS? NOT too bad :D

I can probably go back to my temporary camp while you fix it OR do you want me to come with you while you repair it. It's ALL up to your choice, really, I don't mind EITHER way!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Either or is fine.

[combatdummyrenewed]

HMMMM, well I need to grab stuff back at my camp, so I'll meet you back here in three hours, how about THAT? Does that work for YOU?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Works great! See you in 3 hours!

[combatdummyrenewed]

*roughly three hours later*

I'm BACK! How did it go Doc, is it FIXED?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Huh, I WONDER why all those people are running. OH WELL!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Ah, I see, simple spatial displacement device, did you check the fuses?

[combatdummyrenewed]

YEAH, I think, sure! I DID check the fuses, AND the batteries, and none of the wires are CUT or anything like that, so I'm just LOST as to what I'm supposed to do! You can open it up if you WANT, here, take it.

*They hand the console over, alongside a screwdriver, presumably to help in opening it.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

*Opens it up*

ah, i see the problem. you don't have proper heat sinks. you burnt the cpu.

[combatdummyrenewed]

Oh FLAT SODA! That DOESN'T sound good, can you fix it for me? This place doesn't seem half bad, but I'm on a bit of a journey, and I don't want to be STUCK in one place for too long! Sorry if I'm asking a LOT of you, but I don't think I'll find another person around here who knows how to fix something like this!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Sure, gimme a moment while I grab the parts and tools, repair should only take 3 hours.

[combatdummyrenewed]

3 HOURS? NOT too bad :D

I can probably go back to my temporary camp while you fix it OR do you want me to come with you while you repair it. It's ALL up to your choice, really, I don't mind EITHER way!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Either or is fine.

[combatdummyrenewed]

HMMMM, well I need to grab stuff back at my camp, so I'll meet you back here in three hours, how about THAT? Does that work for YOU?

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Ah, I see, simple spatial displacement device, did you check the fuses?

[combatdummyrenewed]

YEAH, I think, sure! I DID check the fuses, AND the batteries, and none of the wires are CUT or anything like that, so I'm just LOST as to what I'm supposed to do! You can open it up if you WANT, here, take it.

*They hand the console over, alongside a screwdriver, presumably to help in opening it.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

*Opens it up*

ah, i see the problem. you don't have proper heat sinks. you burnt the cpu.

[combatdummyrenewed]

Oh FLAT SODA! That DOESN'T sound good, can you fix it for me? This place doesn't seem half bad, but I'm on a bit of a journey, and I don't want to be STUCK in one place for too long! Sorry if I'm asking a LOT of you, but I don't think I'll find another person around here who knows how to fix something like this!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Sure, gimme a moment while I grab the parts and tools, repair should only take 3 hours.

[combatdummyrenewed]

3 HOURS? NOT too bad :D

I can probably go back to my temporary camp while you fix it OR do you want me to come with you while you repair it. It's ALL up to your choice, really, I don't mind EITHER way!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Ah, I see, simple spatial displacement device, did you check the fuses?

[combatdummyrenewed]

YEAH, I think, sure! I DID check the fuses, AND the batteries, and none of the wires are CUT or anything like that, so I'm just LOST as to what I'm supposed to do! You can open it up if you WANT, here, take it.

*They hand the console over, alongside a screwdriver, presumably to help in opening it.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

*Opens it up*

ah, i see the problem. you don't have proper heat sinks. you burnt the cpu.

[combatdummyrenewed]

Oh FLAT SODA! That DOESN'T sound good, can you fix it for me? This place doesn't seem half bad, but I'm on a bit of a journey, and I don't want to be STUCK in one place for too long! Sorry if I'm asking a LOT of you, but I don't think I'll find another person around here who knows how to fix something like this!

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

Ah, I see, simple spatial displacement device, did you check the fuses?

[combatdummyrenewed]

YEAH, I think, sure! I DID check the fuses, AND the batteries, and none of the wires are CUT or anything like that, so I'm just LOST as to what I'm supposed to do! You can open it up if you WANT, here, take it.

*They hand the console over, alongside a screwdriver, presumably to help in opening it.*

[future-faith-misinterperter]

HEY! You LOOK like you've got some kind of engineering degree, can you help me? I've got a bit of a PROBLEM with some mechanical stuff. I don't have any money to pay you with, BUT I've got a bunch of cool stuff I could give you!

@combatdummyrenewed

OH! I specialize in computer engineering! What ya got that needs help? Is it your own time machine? A drone? Something else entirely?

[combatdummyrenewed]

Uhhhhhh YEAH, kinda, though it's not TIME travel. I've got this DEVICE, and it lets me, uh, teleport. As in across UNIVERSES. I know that sounds CRAZY, but since you just said you have a TIME machine, I feel like you'll understand. Can you FIX it? I don't really understand how to work it, but I THINK I broke something in it!

*He pulls a beeping device out of her backpack. It looks something like a large, old compact radio, though with what seems to be a lot more dials and levers, alongside a small display screen.*

[combatdummyrenewed]

Greetings! It is always intrigued to learn about another space and time traveler! Do you have a favorite place you have learned about? I am most intrigued by Earth!!! Are you immortal too?? I am so intrigued!! ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა Grammatically correct closing statement, Observerr.

OH? HIIIII! Do you have a NAME? Mine is COMBAT DUMMY, but everyone calls me CD! I'm a SPACE traveller alright, but I'm not sure if I've time travelled, my teleporter isn't exactly exact. HAHA, exactly exact. I don't really have a FAVOURITE place, I just go where I go, and try to steer clear of any nasty areas! I've got a handbook to help identify PROBLEM places before I get into REAL danger. I'm NOT immortal though, just tough to kill by design! :D

[celestial-observerr]

I am an observerr of all celestial bodies- planets -my species do not use names so you can use my status of 'Observerr' or 'Ob'/'Obs' for short! It is nice to meet you CD!!

Also that is understandable -there are many bad universes and planets. You have not gone to the frightening miku universe right? That one is scary -so please stay safe! It is -as you said 'a problem space'

૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ⑅₎ა

[combatdummyrenewed]

OH, OK! I'm learning so MUCH already from you Ob! It's nice to meet you TOO!

Miku UNVIERSE? I'm not SUPER familiar with her, but in most places that have her she's some kind of robotic singer? I'll TRY to avoid it if I see it, thanks for the heads up! Though my control over this teleporter is TERRIBLE at times, I feel like I can barely get a GRASP of its functions!

[real-human-atyourdoor]

Fucking piece of crap tele- OH!

Sorry there FRIENDO, didn't see you there for a moment! Hey, do you know if there's a mechanic or SOMETHING like that around here? I need some stuff repaired, and QUICK! Could YOU point me the way?

@combatdummyrenewed

me cha n ic .. ? i think.

@worsefaithinterpreter he lp

[worsefaithinterpreter]

WHO'S CALLING FOR ME? Oh it's you, the weird hopefully benign cryptid and.... Weird, blocky person? Wait hold on is this ANOTHER new interpreter?

[combatdummyrenewed]

I have no idea WHAT that is :D also you seem ANGRY. Can YOU help fix something for me? Is THAT why your friend called you over? Also I have a name, I'm called COMBAT DUMMY, but you can call me CD!

[worsefaithinterpreter]

So you're not a new one.... HEY, MY ANGER ISN'T YOUR CONCERN, COMPACT DISK!!! Now what the fuck do you want me to fix, and WHY should I fix it for you? You better have money, or something REALLY valuable in return.

[combatdummyrenewed]

UHHHHHH.....

*suddenly realising that this person is both very volatile and that she doesn't have anything expensive to give them for a trade.*

..... NEVERMIND!!! I'll just LEAVE now! BYE BYE!

[combatdummyrenewed]

Greetings! It is always intrigued to learn about another space and time traveler! Do you have a favorite place you have learned about? I am most intrigued by Earth!!! Are you immortal too?? I am so intrigued!! ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა Grammatically correct closing statement, Observerr.

OH? HIIIII! Do you have a NAME? Mine is COMBAT DUMMY, but everyone calls me CD! I'm a SPACE traveller alright, but I'm not sure if I've time travelled, my teleporter isn't exactly exact. HAHA, exactly exact. I don't really have a FAVOURITE place, I just go where I go, and try to steer clear of any nasty areas! I've got a handbook to help identify PROBLEM places before I get into REAL danger. I'm NOT immortal though, just tough to kill by design! :D

[real-human-atyourdoor]

Fucking piece of crap tele- OH!

Sorry there FRIENDO, didn't see you there for a moment! Hey, do you know if there's a mechanic or SOMETHING like that around here? I need some stuff repaired, and QUICK! Could YOU point me the way?

@combatdummyrenewed

me cha n ic .. ? i think.

@worsefaithinterpreter he lp

[worsefaithinterpreter]

WHO'S CALLING FOR ME? Oh it's you, the weird hopefully benign cryptid and.... Weird, blocky person? Wait hold on is this ANOTHER new interpreter?

[combatdummyrenewed]

I have no idea WHAT that is :D also you seem ANGRY. Can YOU help fix something for me? Is THAT why your friend called you over? Also I have a name, I'm called COMBAT DUMMY, but you can call me CD!

[blue-pulls]

OW! Landed on my face again.....

Uh, HI! Is this some kind of Gambling machine? COOL! I don't have any money, but I've got TONS of Bloxy Colas, could I trade you a couple for a pull from your machine, please?

@combatdummyrenewed

You got...

Carbonated Rad [Common]!

[combatdummyrenewed]

Oh SWEET! They're even holding a soda and everything, they're PERFECT for me! Thanks random machine, HERE, have a few colas!

*It tosses you a six pack of Bloxy Colas*

THANKS! I'll be going now, bye bye! Just gotta-

*With a sudden blip, they're gone*