Blanc Appreciation Station

My name is Sean and i dumped all my skill points into Neptunia Shitposting. Uzume is top nep.

[bunnygirlskull]

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

[bichromia]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[theboredvoid]

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

[7aceofdiamonds7]

[kineticpenguin]

I think that one of the most frustrating things about algospeak, after the "compliance in advance" self-censorship, is that there is no actual evidence-based justification for it. Everyone who uses it does so because they heard from a guy who heard from a guy that The Algorithm will bury their content if they don't use cutesy euphemisms.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

it's weird how its a literal superstition about algorithms, and it's significantly changing English as it's used

[prokopetz]

Today's aesthetic: pretending you think every male video game protagonist is Mario.

[pashagohooooonk]

Inland Empire - "Wahoo!"

[haunted-skitty-doll]

[haunted-skitty-doll]

[lateonseteverything]

"Mario, you came to rescue me!" "Kept you waiting, wahoo!"

[itznarcotic]

[isuggestassimilation]

Amiya: Ok everyone! I've set up a fun little tarot drawing for our operators as a bonding activity! We all need a break after that last mission, so how about it? You first, Doctor!

Doctor: Flips over the High Priestess

Amiya: Uh.... Oh, right! That one can symbolize patience, and a need to stick to your intuition. What about your second card?

Doctor: Flips over the High Priestess

Amiya: W-what? I.... There should uh... There should only be one of those. Maybe someone mixed up the cards from another deck by mistake? Just to be sure, let's check your third card and...

Doctor: Flips over a tarot card that appears to depict a stylized elephant, the text on the card simply reading "ADDRESS ME" in all caps

Doctor: Is that good?

[strawberry-crocodile]

okay in the process of writing my last post i went "hm, yanno i don't even know what new shows Cartoon Network is making right now. maybe it's because i've grown out of the period of my life when i was big into western cartoon fandoms?" and i went to go check what Cartoon Network's current schedule is and there's not a single show that started this decade. the newest show on their lineup, Summer Camp Island, started airing in fucking 2018. oh my god this is so bleak. its like all gumball, scooby doo, and regular show they're just reheating the 2010s' leftovers.

[strawberry-crocodile]

this keeps going, by the way.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Nickelodeon is entirely paw patrol in the morning, spongebob in the afternoon, and then friends and big bang theory at night. shambling corpse.

[orteil42]

okay i've been playing Emoji Gacha on and off today and i've got a few ideas of what bugs to fix and which features i'd like to add next. unfortunately at least half of those features is just Cookie Clicker

[orteil42]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[iamneptuneirl]

It's funny reading stuff on twitter from people who talk about gatekeeping their favorite games/anime or filtering the tourists like what the fuck do you think you're gatekeeping really? You literally do not have a position of power that allows you to stop someone from engaging with the media you like. Aside from twitter your ass sits in a discord that the people you're quote-tweeting would sooner die than willingly join, or even worse, you're posting fanfic on a /vg/ thread about how some blue haired girl in your english 102 class made an offhand joke about how "<Game> is for the gays" and treated this like it was a military directive for the 69th Parallel on the Wuthering Waves/Arknights: Endfield battlegrounds.

At best you're boxing with naive people who are going to move to private chat communities/friend circles if they want to keep discussing the game without you being an annoying dipshit in their ear, or at worst you're trying to tell 13 year olds to kill themselves for the crime of not deriving their entire online personality over a 10 year old anime girl's feet.

[256gb]

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

[256gb]

[256gb]

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[paithiart]

I recently finished Apollo Justice and all I can think about is how Phoenix inherited Mia’s “figure it out” dialogue

[thehmn]

Back when I worked for a travel company this would happen all the time. Trust me, we only remembered the people who yelled at us. A polite “Thanks, you too” didn’t even register.

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign