Better faith Interpreter

OH COME ON, YOU CAN MAKE BETTER WAFFLES THAN THAT! (I will be strictly in character unless I'm speaking in brackets. I will misinterpret posts, that's the gimmick!)

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I REALLY needed to improve this intro post.

("#My love" if you want to see the April Fools posts)

(I couldn't resist joining the misinterpreter universe. Maybe I will be forgotten in the ocean of them but here goes nothing Edit: LMAO NO I THINK I DID THE OPPOSITE OF DISAPPEARING)

(There is to be no actual bigotry, i.e. racism, sexism, homophobia/transphobia, ableism, saneism, etc, on this blog.)

My name is Rei. If you found my surname congratulations, but I'm NOT just giving it out.

My pronouns are ALL pronouns. In fact if you know some more neopronouns try them out on me, maybe I'll really like them, who knows?

I AM ALWAYS TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF!!

MY BLOG IMAGE IS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER MISINTERPRETERS BECAUSE COPYING IS BASICALLY PLAGARISM. Also Adachi Rei is cool. DISAGREE AND YOU'RE A TECHNOPHOBE

Most of the blogs here are trying their best. KEYWORD, MOST!!!

@optimism-faith-misinterpreter IS MY (former) HENCHPERSON, CURRENT FRIEND!!! DO NOT MESS WITH THEM!!!

@yuri-faith-misinterpreter @inverted-faith-misinterpreter @faithless-interpreter @cannibal-faith-interpreter ARE ALL MY FRIENDS! MESS WITH THEM, AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET IT!!

Gold stars collected: 2

How Rei looks

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I dont recommend talking to best because her employee is running her account at the moment

.... Great. Just great. Can nothing go right or, at the very least, stay consistent these days? *sigh* At least I haven't seen any bugs lately, or whatever those things are. Critters?

[faithless-identity-stealer]

𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝟸:

[Chirp_Greeting.mp3]

[worsefaithinterpreter]

AGH, I- YOU. GET OUT OF HERE SKINSTEALER, I MAY BE DOWN BUT I'M NOT OUT!!! I'LL BLOW A HOLE THROUGH YOU!!

[faithless-identity-stealer]

𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝟸:

[Critter_Alert_Chirp.mp3]

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*Pulling out her trusty Walther* FINAL WARNING, GET OUT!

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I dont recommend talking to best because her employee is running her account at the moment

.... Great. Just great. Can nothing go right or, at the very least, stay consistent these days? *sigh* At least I haven't seen any bugs lately, or whatever those things are. Critters?

[faithless-identity-stealer]

𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝟸:

[Chirp_Greeting.mp3]

[worsefaithinterpreter]

AGH, I- YOU. GET OUT OF HERE SKINSTEALER, I MAY BE DOWN BUT I'M NOT OUT!!! I'LL BLOW A HOLE THROUGH YOU!!

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I dont recommend talking to best because her employee is running her account at the moment

.... Great. Just great. Can nothing go right or, at the very least, stay consistent these days? *sigh* At least I haven't seen any bugs lately, or whatever those things are. Critters?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

[you are now getting ads for alcohol. childhood spongebob flavored.]

..... Well everything may be a clusterfuck right now but at least we can always rely on the shittiness of capitalism.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*incoming call from an unknown number.*

@cannibal-faith-interpreter

*Rei picks up their miraculously uncracked phone, then answers the call with a look of frustration on xer face*

WHAT? WHO IS IT?!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine's been pacing around the apartment, phone left on the couch. the second they hear rei they dart for the phone.*

REI! stupid fucking--i broke my other phone; it's caine. oh my god are you alright?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The frustration turns to shock, then relief.*

Caine... I... Fuck. Caine I checked the date and I.... This doesn't make sense I-

*There's a choked, sobbing sound from Rei*

I'm fucking scared Caine. I- I think something happened to me and I don't know what.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine flinches at the sob. how do you go about comforting the person you were relying on in the first place?*

the date? it's not like april 1st--what's going on with the date?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

Caine, last I checked the date it was May 4th, then I just fell asleep and.....

*more horrible sounds from Rei that you're pretty sure are crying. You hope it's just crying.*

It's June 19th.... How.... How does that happen? I....

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

rei are you...

*caine's not someone with high hopes. but they bite their tongue.*

i. it can't have been that long. you don't just shut off for a month.

look i think serva went through something similar alright? talk with dem maybe? god i'm shit at this.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I.... I'm not.... I'm alive.... I am.

It is. I... Check your phone, maybe my one is wrong.

.... I'll.... I'll try to talk to her about this. I promise.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

no i wasn't--i'm sure you're...

*great. they really avoided that landmine.*

...it's june 19th.

anything. i can do come to mind?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*more heavy breathing, but Rei sounds a little more steady at least*

.... Shit. It's real. At least I'm not going crazy.

.... Can you try and fill me in on anything I missed out on? Just a summary, if it's ok.... How is Yuri, Sable and Inverted doing? Actually, how is Moth and Serva too? I know you and Moth don't get on but....

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

yuri and sable have been fine. inverted's been... inverted--also fine to be clear.

serva's been. alright. visited that stupid corporation but came out unscathed. we aren't especially friendly though so.

moth has been swinging between rottenly depressed and regularly prideful. i'm not sure if you did kick her out or if she just. thought you did. with the depression and all.

...and she owns a business now.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The breathing slows further, back to mostly normal levels*

Good, that's good....

Well when your tag calls her a dog I can see why she might not like you right now. Still, at least she's fine....

.... Fuck. Fuckkkkkk. I promise you now I didn't kick her out, she must've just gotten that idea stuck in her head.... Fuck, Moth.... I'll need to talk to her. Again.

Is the business doing well at least?

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

i'm not complaining that serva isn't buddy-buddy.

and. apparently the business got cursed. but moth doesn't believe in curses. despite her existence...

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*Rei takes a deep breath, and when they speak again his voice is deadpan*

.... Cursed. As in, dark magic has hexed her. For real. There are actual effects from this. I.... Sure, whatever, guess this can happen now.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*incoming call from an unknown number.*

@cannibal-faith-interpreter

*Rei picks up their miraculously uncracked phone, then answers the call with a look of frustration on xer face*

WHAT? WHO IS IT?!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine's been pacing around the apartment, phone left on the couch. the second they hear rei they dart for the phone.*

REI! stupid fucking--i broke my other phone; it's caine. oh my god are you alright?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The frustration turns to shock, then relief.*

Caine... I... Fuck. Caine I checked the date and I.... This doesn't make sense I-

*There's a choked, sobbing sound from Rei*

I'm fucking scared Caine. I- I think something happened to me and I don't know what.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine flinches at the sob. how do you go about comforting the person you were relying on in the first place?*

the date? it's not like april 1st--what's going on with the date?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

Caine, last I checked the date it was May 4th, then I just fell asleep and.....

*more horrible sounds from Rei that you're pretty sure are crying. You hope it's just crying.*

It's June 19th.... How.... How does that happen? I....

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

rei are you...

*caine's not someone with high hopes. but they bite their tongue.*

i. it can't have been that long. you don't just shut off for a month.

look i think serva went through something similar alright? talk with dem maybe? god i'm shit at this.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I.... I'm not.... I'm alive.... I am.

It is. I... Check your phone, maybe my one is wrong.

.... I'll.... I'll try to talk to her about this. I promise.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

no i wasn't--i'm sure you're...

*great. they really avoided that landmine.*

...it's june 19th.

anything. i can do come to mind?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*more heavy breathing, but Rei sounds a little more steady at least*

.... Shit. It's real. At least I'm not going crazy.

.... Can you try and fill me in on anything I missed out on? Just a summary, if it's ok.... How is Yuri, Sable and Inverted doing? Actually, how is Moth and Serva too? I know you and Moth don't get on but....

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

yuri and sable have been fine. inverted's been... inverted--also fine to be clear.

serva's been. alright. visited that stupid corporation but came out unscathed. we aren't especially friendly though so.

moth has been swinging between rottenly depressed and regularly prideful. i'm not sure if you did kick her out or if she just. thought you did. with the depression and all.

...and she owns a business now.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The breathing slows further, back to mostly normal levels*

Good, that's good....

Well when your tag calls her a dog I can see why she might not like you right now. Still, at least she's fine....

.... Fuck. Fuckkkkkk. I promise you now I didn't kick her out, she must've just gotten that idea stuck in her head.... Fuck, Moth.... I'll need to talk to her. Again.

Is the business doing well at least?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*incoming call from an unknown number.*

@cannibal-faith-interpreter

*Rei picks up their miraculously uncracked phone, then answers the call with a look of frustration on xer face*

WHAT? WHO IS IT?!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine's been pacing around the apartment, phone left on the couch. the second they hear rei they dart for the phone.*

REI! stupid fucking--i broke my other phone; it's caine. oh my god are you alright?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The frustration turns to shock, then relief.*

Caine... I... Fuck. Caine I checked the date and I.... This doesn't make sense I-

*There's a choked, sobbing sound from Rei*

I'm fucking scared Caine. I- I think something happened to me and I don't know what.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine flinches at the sob. how do you go about comforting the person you were relying on in the first place?*

the date? it's not like april 1st--what's going on with the date?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

Caine, last I checked the date it was May 4th, then I just fell asleep and.....

*more horrible sounds from Rei that you're pretty sure are crying. You hope it's just crying.*

It's June 19th.... How.... How does that happen? I....

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

rei are you...

*caine's not someone with high hopes. but they bite their tongue.*

i. it can't have been that long. you don't just shut off for a month.

look i think serva went through something similar alright? talk with dem maybe? god i'm shit at this.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I.... I'm not.... I'm alive.... I am.

It is. I... Check your phone, maybe my one is wrong.

.... I'll.... I'll try to talk to her about this. I promise.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

no i wasn't--i'm sure you're...

*great. they really avoided that landmine.*

...it's june 19th.

anything. i can do come to mind?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*more heavy breathing, but Rei sounds a little more steady at least*

.... Shit. It's real. At least I'm not going crazy.

.... Can you try and fill me in on anything I missed out on? Just a summary, if it's ok.... How is Yuri, Sable and Inverted doing? Actually, how is Moth and Serva too? I know you and Moth don't get on but....

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*incoming call from an unknown number.*

@cannibal-faith-interpreter

*Rei picks up their miraculously uncracked phone, then answers the call with a look of frustration on xer face*

WHAT? WHO IS IT?!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine's been pacing around the apartment, phone left on the couch. the second they hear rei they dart for the phone.*

REI! stupid fucking--i broke my other phone; it's caine. oh my god are you alright?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The frustration turns to shock, then relief.*

Caine... I... Fuck. Caine I checked the date and I.... This doesn't make sense I-

*There's a choked, sobbing sound from Rei*

I'm fucking scared Caine. I- I think something happened to me and I don't know what.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine flinches at the sob. how do you go about comforting the person you were relying on in the first place?*

the date? it's not like april 1st--what's going on with the date?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

Caine, last I checked the date it was May 4th, then I just fell asleep and.....

*more horrible sounds from Rei that you're pretty sure are crying. You hope it's just crying.*

It's June 19th.... How.... How does that happen? I....

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

rei are you...

*caine's not someone with high hopes. but they bite their tongue.*

i. it can't have been that long. you don't just shut off for a month.

look i think serva went through something similar alright? talk with dem maybe? god i'm shit at this.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

I.... I'm not.... I'm alive.... I am.

It is. I... Check your phone, maybe my one is wrong.

.... I'll.... I'll try to talk to her about this. I promise.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*incoming call from an unknown number.*

@cannibal-faith-interpreter

*Rei picks up their miraculously uncracked phone, then answers the call with a look of frustration on xer face*

WHAT? WHO IS IT?!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine's been pacing around the apartment, phone left on the couch. the second they hear rei they dart for the phone.*

REI! stupid fucking--i broke my other phone; it's caine. oh my god are you alright?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The frustration turns to shock, then relief.*

Caine... I... Fuck. Caine I checked the date and I.... This doesn't make sense I-

*There's a choked, sobbing sound from Rei*

I'm fucking scared Caine. I- I think something happened to me and I don't know what.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine flinches at the sob. how do you go about comforting the person you were relying on in the first place?*

the date? it's not like april 1st--what's going on with the date?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

Caine, last I checked the date it was May 4th, then I just fell asleep and.....

*more horrible sounds from Rei that you're pretty sure are crying. You hope it's just crying.*

It's June 19th.... How.... How does that happen? I....

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*incoming call from an unknown number.*

@cannibal-faith-interpreter

*Rei picks up their miraculously uncracked phone, then answers the call with a look of frustration on xer face*

WHAT? WHO IS IT?!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

*caine's been pacing around the apartment, phone left on the couch. the second they hear rei they dart for the phone.*

REI! stupid fucking--i broke my other phone; it's caine. oh my god are you alright?

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*The frustration turns to shock, then relief.*

Caine... I... Fuck. Caine I checked the date and I.... This doesn't make sense I-

*There's a choked, sobbing sound from Rei*

I'm fucking scared Caine. I- I think something happened to me and I don't know what.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

*incoming call from an unknown number.*

@cannibal-faith-interpreter

*Rei picks up their miraculously uncracked phone, then answers the call with a look of frustration on xer face*

WHAT? WHO IS IT?!

[worsefaithinterpreter]

one, you are not at a hospital, you are at home

two, you did indeed kick best out... youve just got to remember why

I.... I.... HOW CAN I TELL?

WHY? WHY WOULD I DO THAT!? WE WERE FINALLY IN A GOOD PLACE....

[worsefaithinterpreter]

Moth said you kicked her out

I... Why would I do that? Did I do that? Please, let this be some cruel joke you're playing on me.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

rei, rei wake up... it was all a dream... you're still in the hospital, remember?

I.

*Beeping. Whirring. Mortality staring him in the face.* No. No please. They can't be fake.

[worsefaithinterpreter]

didnt you kick best out?

NO? NO? WHAT? WHAT? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS A TRICK THIS IS A FUCKING TRICK!!!!

[worsefaithinterpreter]

quickly rei! you have to name your top three favorite rei songs or the bomb i strapped to my chest will go off!

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.... UM.... RUMINATIONS OF ADACHI REI, WORLD END CREDITS AND..... Positive Result.