let Me in

Real Human I ammm real Please pat ienc e .

[real-human-atyourdoor]

i am Trying my best .

Let me In .

[real-human-atyourdoor]

A humanoid-like thing made of grey plates and red triangular lights is half stumbling through the forest, it has something that looks almost like a rifle made of the same materials being dragged behind it, attatched at it's shoulder. There is a red liquid dripping from an arm and a leg, though it is clearly not blood, as it glows red and fizzles leaving nothing but tiny craters where the drops land.

It is making a combination of chirps and chitters that sound mechanical yet also human.

- @thehumblecritter2

(It [realhuman] freezes in place as it stares at the red thing passing by. Its bones crack and pop from the small adjustments it makes in its posture, keeping its gaze locked on to the mechanical creature.

Poor animal is scared out of its wits at both the inhuman nature of the critter and the fact that its bodily fluids seem to be incredibly corrosive. It remains in the shadows, shifting but otherwise silent.)

[thehumblecritter2]

It [the ????] turns it's head to face the cracking noises, 6 glowing triangles where there should be eyes seemingly staring back, though it's hard to tell, It is stumbling as it walks, as if not used to bipedal locomotion.

It makes more chirps and chitters, and makes an attempt at a human wave as a greeting, though with it's poor motor control it moreso just flaps it's undamaged arm half-limply.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

(it [realhuman]'s eyes widen further. It slowly takes one step back, watching [the ????] like its life depends on it. Its shoulders move as it registers the wave, but it still seems to not trust this trespasser quite yet.)

[thehumblecritter2]

It [The ????] trips over it's own foot and promptly faceplants in the dirt, and seems like it cant get itself back up. It [The ????] chirps in a very sad sounding tone and stops struggling against itself to stand and decides to lay there instead.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

([realhuman] notices that [The ????] is stuck. It takes this opportunity to walk up and study it, contorting itself to view [The ????] from all angles. After it has completed its assessment, it outstretches a gangly hand to [The ????] tentatively, still cautious of the corrosive liquids [The ????] emits.)

[thehumblecritter2]

Upon close observation, the red liquid is slowly repairing several large gashes in the gray plates and red crystal-like structures, though seems to dissolve the floor upon contact, but "evaporates" very quickly.

[The ????] attempts to hold up it's un-damaged arm, though is struggling with it's motor controls, and some of it's lights are flickering slightly.

It [The ????] emits a long, crackly and high pitched chirp as [realhuman] stands near it.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

([Realhuman] flinches back at the noise, its bone structure contorting to a more frightened position. It slowly returns to its standard pose and bends back over to help [the ????] from its fallen state. It takes the hand of the undamaged arm and grasps tightly. Its grotesquely long and over-jointed fingers provide a strong grip as it pulls.)

[thehumblecritter2]

[The ????] struggles to stand up, though once standing, tilts it's head downwards.

"Th--k y-yy--u, ??"

It's voice is extremely crackly and barely functioning. It chirps quietly.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

([Realhuman] cranes its neck upward at the malfunctioning machine, stepping back slightly to give it space.)

w e Lc ome .

[real-human-atyourdoor]

But The Real Qurstion We Are All Asking Is: Are You Green

Yours Greenly

- @green-faith-interpreter

n

[green-faith-interpreter]

Well Are You Green Or Not Buddy..

[real-human-atyourdoor]

n

[real-human-atyourdoor]

A humanoid-like thing made of grey plates and red triangular lights is half stumbling through the forest, it has something that looks almost like a rifle made of the same materials being dragged behind it, attatched at it's shoulder. There is a red liquid dripping from an arm and a leg, though it is clearly not blood, as it glows red and fizzles leaving nothing but tiny craters where the drops land.

It is making a combination of chirps and chitters that sound mechanical yet also human.

- @thehumblecritter2

(It [realhuman] freezes in place as it stares at the red thing passing by. Its bones crack and pop from the small adjustments it makes in its posture, keeping its gaze locked on to the mechanical creature.

Poor animal is scared out of its wits at both the inhuman nature of the critter and the fact that its bodily fluids seem to be incredibly corrosive. It remains in the shadows, shifting but otherwise silent.)

[thehumblecritter2]

It [the ????] turns it's head to face the cracking noises, 6 glowing triangles where there should be eyes seemingly staring back, though it's hard to tell, It is stumbling as it walks, as if not used to bipedal locomotion.

It makes more chirps and chitters, and makes an attempt at a human wave as a greeting, though with it's poor motor control it moreso just flaps it's undamaged arm half-limply.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

(it [realhuman]'s eyes widen further. It slowly takes one step back, watching [the ????] like its life depends on it. Its shoulders move as it registers the wave, but it still seems to not trust this trespasser quite yet.)

[thehumblecritter2]

It [The ????] trips over it's own foot and promptly faceplants in the dirt, and seems like it cant get itself back up. It [The ????] chirps in a very sad sounding tone and stops struggling against itself to stand and decides to lay there instead.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

([realhuman] notices that [The ????] is stuck. It takes this opportunity to walk up and study it, contorting itself to view [The ????] from all angles. After it has completed its assessment, it outstretches a gangly hand to [The ????] tentatively, still cautious of the corrosive liquids [The ????] emits.)

[thehumblecritter2]

Upon close observation, the red liquid is slowly repairing several large gashes in the gray plates and red crystal-like structures, though seems to dissolve the floor upon contact, but "evaporates" very quickly.

[The ????] attempts to hold up it's un-damaged arm, though is struggling with it's motor controls, and some of it's lights are flickering slightly.

It [The ????] emits a long, crackly and high pitched chirp as [realhuman] stands near it.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

([Realhuman] flinches back at the noise, its bone structure contorting to a more frightened position. It slowly returns to its standard pose and bends back over to help [the ????] from its fallen state. It takes the hand of the undamaged arm and grasps tightly. Its grotesquely long and over-jointed fingers provide a strong grip as it pulls.)

[real-human-atyourdoor]

[Error: ask not found]

[Error: existence.self denied]

[Error: request timed out]

w

[real-human-atyourdoor]

[Error: ask not found]

[Error: response not received in {redacted}ms]

[Error: 408]

w ha t ?

[real-human-atyourdoor]

A humanoid-like thing made of grey plates and red triangular lights is half stumbling through the forest, it has something that looks almost like a rifle made of the same materials being dragged behind it, attatched at it's shoulder. There is a red liquid dripping from an arm and a leg, though it is clearly not blood, as it glows red and fizzles leaving nothing but tiny craters where the drops land.

It is making a combination of chirps and chitters that sound mechanical yet also human.

- @thehumblecritter2

(It [realhuman] freezes in place as it stares at the red thing passing by. Its bones crack and pop from the small adjustments it makes in its posture, keeping its gaze locked on to the mechanical creature.

Poor animal is scared out of its wits at both the inhuman nature of the critter and the fact that its bodily fluids seem to be incredibly corrosive. It remains in the shadows, shifting but otherwise silent.)

[thehumblecritter2]

It [the ????] turns it's head to face the cracking noises, 6 glowing triangles where there should be eyes seemingly staring back, though it's hard to tell, It is stumbling as it walks, as if not used to bipedal locomotion.

It makes more chirps and chitters, and makes an attempt at a human wave as a greeting, though with it's poor motor control it moreso just flaps it's undamaged arm half-limply.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

(it [realhuman]'s eyes widen further. It slowly takes one step back, watching [the ????] like its life depends on it. Its shoulders move as it registers the wave, but it still seems to not trust this trespasser quite yet.)

[thehumblecritter2]

It [The ????] trips over it's own foot and promptly faceplants in the dirt, and seems like it cant get itself back up. It [The ????] chirps in a very sad sounding tone and stops struggling against itself to stand and decides to lay there instead.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

([realhuman] notices that [The ????] is stuck. It takes this opportunity to walk up and study it, contorting itself to view [The ????] from all angles. After it has completed its assessment, it outstretches a gangly hand to [The ????] tentatively, still cautious of the corrosive liquids [The ????] emits.)

[real-human-atyourdoor]

A humanoid-like thing made of grey plates and red triangular lights is half stumbling through the forest, it has something that looks almost like a rifle made of the same materials being dragged behind it, attatched at it's shoulder. There is a red liquid dripping from an arm and a leg, though it is clearly not blood, as it glows red and fizzles leaving nothing but tiny craters where the drops land.

It is making a combination of chirps and chitters that sound mechanical yet also human.

- @thehumblecritter2

(It [realhuman] freezes in place as it stares at the red thing passing by. Its bones crack and pop from the small adjustments it makes in its posture, keeping its gaze locked on to the mechanical creature.

Poor animal is scared out of its wits at both the inhuman nature of the critter and the fact that its bodily fluids seem to be incredibly corrosive. It remains in the shadows, shifting but otherwise silent.)

[thehumblecritter2]

It [the ????] turns it's head to face the cracking noises, 6 glowing triangles where there should be eyes seemingly staring back, though it's hard to tell, It is stumbling as it walks, as if not used to bipedal locomotion.

It makes more chirps and chitters, and makes an attempt at a human wave as a greeting, though with it's poor motor control it moreso just flaps it's undamaged arm half-limply.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

(it [realhuman]'s eyes widen further. It slowly takes one step back, watching [the ????] like its life depends on it. Its shoulders move as it registers the wave, but it still seems to not trust this trespasser quite yet.)

[real-human-atyourdoor]

A humanoid-like thing made of grey plates and red triangular lights is half stumbling through the forest, it has something that looks almost like a rifle made of the same materials being dragged behind it, attatched at it's shoulder. There is a red liquid dripping from an arm and a leg, though it is clearly not blood, as it glows red and fizzles leaving nothing but tiny craters where the drops land.

It is making a combination of chirps and chitters that sound mechanical yet also human.

- @thehumblecritter2

(It [realhuman] freezes in place as it stares at the red thing passing by. Its bones crack and pop from the small adjustments it makes in its posture, keeping its gaze locked on to the mechanical creature.

Poor animal is scared out of its wits at both the inhuman nature of the critter and the fact that its bodily fluids seem to be incredibly corrosive. It remains in the shadows, shifting but otherwise silent.)

[real-human-atyourdoor]

Hello! You are a human! I am a human! Are you a researcher too? I like researching. I like humans, and you are humans. Can we be friends? Humans do friends. It is the collecting of peoples like them with similar interests.

@human-interpreter

f ri e nd is Humanactivity

i Could friend sh i p

not re re search e r .

[real-human-atyourdoor]

But The Real Qurstion We Are All Asking Is: Are You Green

Yours Greenly

- @green-faith-interpreter

n

[iodine-coated-cleaver-deactivat]

so uh tagging game

The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!

OHHH EMU?? Not bad

tags(sorry weh): @teto-teto505, @veilofpoe, @loftedlow, @arsonistic-carp-0-2, @pompomme4, @never-end1ng-m1sery, @mxnihil + OPEN TAGS

[djuhnkeep]

Oh.

Oh no.

No pressure tags: @ershimakise-forte @sapphiretumblerau @adeviex @autism-cryptid @dondogoier @monochrome-majesty @its-elementary @maze-of-my-desiiign @dalekdork @frankie-the-cat @ro-fromthestars @swearndswords @monkey-overalls

[dalekdork]

Oh, oh dear…

@bellacatt-art @t3m1 @eughlol @enter-the-phantom @antonomasia-art

[t3m1]

This will be lovely shsgsbsb

Open tags ^^

[chaos-market]

[ oh ]

[ looks like i will be sitting next to a 6 dimensional being, full of hatred towards a lot of things! ]

@zezodacol @voidsweirdthoughts @myxo-gabriel @aurora-starlight-silly + any one else.

[rg-reblogs]

no joking.

me. and myself. (myself is SO normal.)

@weirdghostcat @aurora-starlight-silly uhh...

[ghostcat-reblogs]

I'm a simple Kyubey enjoyer

@lonenime @avianic-draws @servurcortado @splashsans @mintos-kikyuu0309

[avianic-draws]

Ooo thanks for the tag Ghostie X3

Hmm if it's about the most recent screenshot i have in my library then its probabaly this....

BRUH EVEN AT COOKIE RUN KINGDOM PIPER STILL HAUNTS ME XD

That one ask by @purplereader16 is right! XD i just got into CRK and Piper does indeed look similar to Clover cookie's design aaaaa

------

Other tags:

@sleepywispp @lonenime @servurcortado @a7067 @miracle-negative @matveytalevillain @fufudraws @f-mariaa

[a7067a]

Thx for the tag AVvii u always include me it makes me so happy omg

Also..

I AM SITTING NEXT TO PIPER FOR 8 HOURS IN A FLIGHT?!?!??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bro i am immediately gonna ask him to sign an autograph for me and I'd just be giggling like crazy ong....ehehehehhehehehe

Also i liked this art so much i couldn't help but stare at it for a while ( i am still continuing to stare at it) it just scratches my brain in such a good way

I'll go ahead and tag others this time!

@s201x @auracreampie @twinpancake236 @digiwoaha @/anyone else who wants to join!!!

[s201x]

The icon the legend the dream herself 🥰

Tagging the multiverse babes hehe

@st4rz666 @thelamentknight @bluev2666

[st4rz666]

Killing myself now 🥰✌️🔫

For my twst baddies

@ceruleancattail @mellowyellow236

[mellowyellow236]

Thank you for the tag <3

I uh. I think I'm just going to be babysitting the immortal teenager. As long as I'm not messing around in his dungeon, I SHOULD be fine. He probably won't kill me if I give off enough good vibes and listen to him talk about his dragons and Very Good Magic Ecology Facts.

Tags <3 @twstfanblog @lopapple @neigeleblancheno1fan And open tag for anyone else that wants!

[lopapple]

HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEE THANK GOD HOLY SHIT I’M IN HEAVENNNNN 💕💝💖💕💝💖💕💝💖

and hmmmm taggingggggg @beesbeesbees42 @living-a-dr3am @gingacat @babyghoul138 (no pressure ofc!!!)

[gingacat]

OH MY GOD SHWJJWJWJWJ1MWJW

ITS BBG HAKARI!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING EGWBQKEHWH2J3GWEH2EDHWHEGSHEDHEBDB

Tagging (no pressure): @taruruchi @thenamelesslily @oya-oya-okay @clove-noko @rozejalee @tardigradetv @diobrandoshusband and anyone who wants to join ^^

[rozejalee]

TYSM FOR THE TAG @gingacat !!!!

LEEEETTTSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOO I HONESTLY DONT KNOW IF I WON I LOST THO :D I literally saved this pic right before I opened Tumblr

Tagging (no pressure ofc ^^) @thenamelesslily @briarsrosee @satsu-neko @xoxofromplanetearth @oya-oya-okay @shekiwekii

[shmeeblebleeble]

Thanks for the tags :) I made this for my friend lol I’m kinda scared 🥹

(I’m so sorry if you don’t like being tagged 😔) @cheetoyoin @wysteriagay69 @crazy-rat-mans @as-they-say @i-am-basement @jun4bug

[i-am-basement]

Thanks for tagging me!

i do not know how to feel about this

@garbage--account @vintage-writer-aro-here @dustsansm2

[garbage--account]

Hi Barbie !

@schongeistt @viltreyjesus @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @ghostreader16

[schongeistt]

Ty for the tag!! <3 Since it's Vil for me, it means we're flying first class, which is great! The fact it's also simultaneously Overblot Vil, however...

(I don't know which of my followers/mutuals are ok with tagging so @viddletwst I'm afraid the duty of keeping the reblogs chain going falls on you (if you're ok with that ofc!!))

[viddletwst]

Thank you so much for tagging me, June ❤️!

As you can see my last saved image is Mrs. Rosehearts... I'm so cooked...

GET ME OUT OF THIS PLANEEE!!! HELP!! (⁽⁠⁽⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠⁾⁠⁾⁠ ⁠Д⁠ ⁠⁽⁠⁽⁠ ⁠⁰⁠ ⁠⁾⁠⁾⁠)

I guess I'll be tagging @shoujoqueensstuff and @deluxe-rabbitsu if you'd like to continue the reblog chain (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)!

[shoujoqueensstuff]

Thanks punzie!! Anyway for me...

I got no idea who this is, i took this screenshot cuz I was confused by his design so let's hope he's not like evil or something

Anyway imma tag @asksakura1125td @ellovett @lawlessofdusk

[ellovett]

HI SHOUJO POOOO ty for the tag!!!!

this is mine😭 it's a reaction image I downloaded liek last night..

tagging : @smthwckd @stellaremoji @pagtingin-pagibiglang

[smthwckd]

this is a surprise to no one

@kibbull hey

[kibbull]

I’ve been on a Death Note kick lately

@little-apricot-orchard @descisco :D

[little-apricot-orchard]

one of our system's dormant alters, she's just a little guy

would be a chill 8 hour flight as long as we got her stuffies and a fuzzy blanket :)

@wrenthefrog @time-traveling-bees @moon-luv-4 @redwindflowers

[time-traveling-bees]

I mean he’d probably be chill

@forest-posts-and-reblogs

[vanatheforest]

i don't think i'm surviving

@brekitten @ariebird @ace-lyn

[brekittenreblogs]

Well. This should be fun

@meowmeowmeowmeow4x @psychodreamerangel @matveysunflower @mimiktales @the-infamous-only @reverse--necromancer @shotgunfullofbabies @katie-kat0306 @mahoganydesk @enderglace @starworld-98 @starry-907 @ikiracake @the-oaken-muse @weshney

I... didn't realize I had this many mutuals XD

[psychodreamerangel]

ty for the tag omg !! sorry im a bit late--

not complaining at all- itd be very quiet, wouldnt need to talk at all lol

tags !! /nf as always @sleepy-starrie @musicguyworm @kawaiinotenshi @el-hollow-gamer @asterloid @pchans-secret-sideblog @asleep-human + any !!

[musicguyworm]

lemme see

ishmael? well that would probably be very loud considering she's likely traveling with the rest of the limbus company. however if it was just her i think it'd be kinda hard to start a conversation with her but it'd be chill overall.

moots /nf @pileofmaggotszx @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @willu-die2 @wizardex-yt @chasetheinsomniac and anyone else i didn't mention:3

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh my god

@atrile @anxiousposting @i-love-my-gays @frooglet @undertale-omori-fan @mal-du-siffrin-deactivated20260 @sexy-people-contests-2026 @theultimatenerd0fficial @chaoticharmony15 @frankenshadow @chaos-ducks @chaos-triangle @blooooooooooooooooooooooop-again @aroace-not-arokay @i-hate-network-programming @its-oliver-bitches @the-silly-creature @napkineater @onesingularbraincell @morallyambiguousfrog @morallygreyandgreymorally @somefuckinrando @totallyawesome123 @real-human-atyourdoor @extracheesehead

[real-human-atyourdoor]

//ooc

I...Uh... Think I could use a couple reminders.

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

𝙻𝚒𝚣, 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎.

𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗:

My goal is to build an empire over the shattered ruins of your local area, using the leftover interpreters as easily manipulated powerful pawns for my objective of taking over this planet.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠.

Recession Indicator-

OH COME ON, ANOTHER THREAT WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT? IS THE CULT AND THE TIME FUCKERY NOT ENOUGH?

Oh dear, that doesn't sound good, in fact that sounds downright awful! Good thing they won't get away with this, not if we gather Liz's friends together! Right?

I'M INCLINED TO AGREE WITH YOU, WE NEED TO CURB STOP THIS LESSER RED FUCKER.

[faithless-identity-stealer]

𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢.

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

Generating Approx-

@twisted-faith-misinterperter @confused-faith-interpreter @malevolent-belief-translator

I FELT LIKE YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE THIS.

@real-human-atyourdoor

U T00

WHO WAS THAT? GREAT, ANOTHER ONE. ANYWAYS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WE NEED TO DEAL WITH IT SEEMS.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

w Hat .

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

L0NG S70RY SH0RT S0M3 4NON WAN7S TO CONQU3R AL|_ 0F US. 7HA7'S B4D.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

(It seems unsure of how to respond. On the one hand, it feels no desire to protect anyone. On the other, it feels inclined to help and trust Liz and her headmates.

In the meantime, it crouches down and begins picking up trash off the ground.)

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

TH1NK1NG I C. 1 D0N'T MUCH C4RE M`/S3LF AB0U7 TH3 CONQU3ST 0N P4PER BUT I7'S L1K3LE T0 N3GAT1V3LY 4FFECT M3, 4ND I XPECT Y0U'LL W4NT T0 PR3SERVE URS3LF T00. WH4T AR3 U P1CK1NG UP T|-|ER3?

[real-human-atyourdoor]

f Oo d.

(It offers you an old cigarette butt.)

h Ungry ?

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

N0 TH4NK U PL4Y3R

[real-human-atyourdoor]

(It leans down to its hand and consumes the food. It then cranes its head back up. Its bones grind and crackle against each other as it moves.)

more for Me ( :

[real-human-atyourdoor]

Oh, you're one of those "cryptics" hm. Ok, here's the deal, you seem like you'd be annoying to deal with, so I propose you stay out of my way when I'm messing with other people, and I promise not to slam your grotesque body into the ground. In simple terms, I don't fight you, you don't fight me, or bad things happen to you. Do we have an agreement?

-Crypt

i amm Huma n .

liz says You are bad

{deal or} No Deal

[real-human-atyourdoor]

Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper

what is Wh opp e r ?

[unemployedemployee]

Burger 👍

[real-human-atyourdoor]

b ur gEr burger Bur ger

on e who Burg s?

[unemployedemployee]

I love to burg. Too true

[personal-person1]

you're my favorite burger :]

[real-human-atyourdoor]

am I bur ger ?

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

𝙻𝚒𝚣, 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎.

𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗:

My goal is to build an empire over the shattered ruins of your local area, using the leftover interpreters as easily manipulated powerful pawns for my objective of taking over this planet.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠.

Recession Indicator-

OH COME ON, ANOTHER THREAT WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT? IS THE CULT AND THE TIME FUCKERY NOT ENOUGH?

Oh dear, that doesn't sound good, in fact that sounds downright awful! Good thing they won't get away with this, not if we gather Liz's friends together! Right?

I'M INCLINED TO AGREE WITH YOU, WE NEED TO CURB STOP THIS LESSER RED FUCKER.

[faithless-identity-stealer]

𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢.

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

Generating Approx-

@twisted-faith-misinterperter @confused-faith-interpreter @malevolent-belief-translator

I FELT LIKE YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE THIS.

@real-human-atyourdoor

U T00

WHO WAS THAT? GREAT, ANOTHER ONE. ANYWAYS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WE NEED TO DEAL WITH IT SEEMS.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

w Hat .

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

L0NG S70RY SH0RT S0M3 4NON WAN7S TO CONQU3R AL|_ 0F US. 7HA7'S B4D.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

(It seems unsure of how to respond. On the one hand, it feels no desire to protect anyone. On the other, it feels inclined to help and trust Liz and her headmates.

In the meantime, it crouches down and begins picking up trash off the ground.)

[economicrecessionmisinterpreter]

TH1NK1NG I C. 1 D0N'T MUCH C4RE M`/S3LF AB0U7 TH3 CONQU3ST 0N P4PER BUT I7'S L1K3LE T0 N3GAT1V3LY 4FFECT M3, 4ND I XPECT Y0U'LL W4NT T0 PR3SERVE URS3LF T00. WH4T AR3 U P1CK1NG UP T|-|ER3?

[real-human-atyourdoor]

f Oo d.

(It offers you an old cigarette butt.)

h Ungry ?

[oceanglass9000]

Quick update I have bought a handgun for future shadow government issues, and a locket with Optimism's picture inside so I never forget her.

[real-human-atyourdoor]

h and Gun is Useful

could Against red crystal a No n .. ?