at home with the flowers

fern // 18 // libra 

[lokisuggestion]

nurse gerard

no thanks i prefer to formula feed

[farmlesbians]

they don’t know about the glee plotline where the new directions do sing by my chemical romance and pick it as their regionals song but then sue sylvester contacts the band because she has their info from having an affair with the drummer in daytona beach during spring break in the 90s and she tells them that they have a legal battle with peta and the band sends a cease and desist so they can’t perform it anymore they don’t know

[brigantias-isles]

Little Mouse

by Simon Dell

[dancefloors]

"he tastes like you only sweeter" is an insane thing to say dawg that song used to play on the radio

[dancefloors]

ppl in the notes saying it's from a movie, WHO CARES. pete wentz is GAY and on the LOOSE.

[acedavestrider]

we're all so funny we're like wow mcr is already playing their song about 9/11 six minutes into their 9/11 show on 9/11 in the place where 9/11 happened

[gerardpilled]

[gerardpilled]

Posted 9 minutes before it was announced… my mind <3

[didthekingdieyet]

september 8, 2022

YES SHE DID

[sistertaxon]

breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

[un-unpopular]

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

[zooophagous]

This is so fun its just like Jenga

[campyvillain]

just a little ways to go fellas. we’re almost there

[afterlifeoftheparty]

someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we're hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse and someone save my soul tonight

[silver-dream89]

Johanna asking Dream "Do you have any ex-girlfriends?" is SO MUCH funnier with context.

Ma'am he sure does but we don't have time to unpack all that right now.

[bookwyrminspiration]

being an older sibling is like. you've never known a life without me. mom yelled at me and it taught her she never wanted to yell at you. I painted my room purple and grey and then you did too. we live in the same house but I haven't spoken to you in months. I don't know your favorite color. I saw it was going to rain so I picked you up from school on my way home so your books wouldn't get wet. i was so worried when you woke up sick when you were three. you don't remember being sick. mom and dad made their worst mistakes with me and I'm glad they didn't make them with you. I'm doing everything for the first time so you won't be in the dark. I don't know any of your friend's names anymore. I used to know them all. if something happens to mom and dad you won't have to worry because everything will fall to me. you don't like to be home alone but even if you don't see me just knowing I'm there makes you feel better. at least that's what mom told me. you still give me jars to open for you because you can't quite get them. I only see you during dinner. i'd never even think about missing one of your concerts. I stand at the counter when I eat and now you do, too. when offered a selection of books you picked the same one I did when i was your age. I'm terrified you compare yourself to me. I love you. I don't know if you like me. I want you to. mom says dinner's ready

[nat-20s]

a girl cleaning his room is litcherally the hardest thing they’ll do in their life

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

ive seen rb games abt what the prev blog smells like or what it tastes like. i think we should continue until all of the five senses are met so rb with what the prev blog FEELS like. like its texture

[showgirltv]

your icon punches you in the face do you survive

[thekidsfromyestergay]

[gaymcr]

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