angel

angel they/them/theirs (VA, art, horror enthusiast) feel free to ask anything so long as it wouldnt put me in a legally/politically or morally questionable position

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

Quite frankly, he's lucky all they did was have a quick little peck. They could've made him Narrate some truly awful things. Like, doing taxes, or filling out job applications.

[cedesect]

this is their relationship

[a1are]

[tiriabyss]

There's no such thing as "too many Tabithas"

[baleful-meat-worm]

who up magnusing they archives

[gingivere]

The things you can get away with when you're hot

[goodfuckinggodss]

Martin Blackwood is Fighting for the title of Jonathan Sims biggest apologist, he is the only one competing in this contest

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

As correct as this is, he would take great offense to this smh /silly

[goodfuckinggodss]

and he would be so British about it "No I am not!!!" and then start stammering

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

LMAO, as a British individual, I can happily say that your mind is now- *starts pounding on table* gobble gobble we accept you, one of us!

[goodfuckinggodss]

Martin Blackwood is Fighting for the title of Jonathan Sims biggest apologist, he is the only one competing in this contest

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

As correct as this is, he would take great offense to this smh /silly

[anxious-omnipotence]

Margaret Thatcher if she was based 

[thegoliathbeetle]

Martin is such a man of action he's sooo fucking funny xD Jon is here like "well it could destroy the world or cast us to the edges of the fearscape" and Martin is like "ok what if we just beat his ass" i cant breathe

[redlobter]

Pov: you're giving a statement

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

If you don't want this staring back at you while giving a statement, you're objectively incorrect

[lmk-vibes]

Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

I'm going to use this as an opportunity to bring up the fact that Jon's job *also* landed himself a baddy of continental proportions- that is to say that martin is definetely one of the good ones- in my very biased opinion

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

@matteeteehee I saw their post of their friends reaction to tma season one and had to do a voice over (dont mind that i actively have the flu)

[owl-s-personal-bs]

Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this

[rqbossman]

Hey so we're doing Statement Begins at Crossed Wires festival in Sheffield to celebrate the Magnus 10 year birthday! Pre-sale tickets available today then general public available tomorrow! First time we did this was a hoot and this festival is great so should be a grand time! (we'll be changing up some of the statements for anyone who saw the first show). No pressure but the festival said they were ready for fandoms so I kinda want to show them what a "terrifyingly organised fandom" can do :)

[jonnywaistcoat]

Oi! You wanna come to Sheffield and hear some motherflippin' statements?

Yeah you do.

[comeasyouarebutnotlikeme]

Strade be like: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

And Ren is all like: "I don't love you now."

[jonnywaistcoat]

Would you still love your fans if they where all worms?

I don't love them now.

[jonnywaistcoat]

Also, worms might be one of the few demographics with less purchasing power than young queer artists, so it would be very bad news for my mortgage.

[jonnywaistcoat]

Also also never trust a creator who says they love their fans. Hell, never trust anyone who doesn't react to gaining any sort of fame by recoiling like they've touched hot metal, because you end up with fans and foes you've never met and both are weird in different ways.

And that's not to say I don't very genuinely appreciate all the people who support me and like and buy my stuff. I think I just resent that the modern creative industry means you have to be constantly marketing your own public persona because everything has to be personality-led (lucky for me I have a fucking fantastic personality) and there's always the incentive to encourage some potentially unhealthy attachments from your fans.

So I advise you to never trust anyone who seems to actually like that.