omfg im being driven insane

new-ish Magnus archives listener, I've decided to make a dedicated sideblog

[goodfuckinggodss]

so you say in the newest chapter Celia sleepwalked near some cows????? are those GOOD COWS mayhaps????!???!

[goodfuckinggodss]

MAGNUS THURSDAYS ARE SO ONNNN

[kricketbug]

@jonmartinweek 2026 Day 1: Gender Diversity // Hauntings & Ghosts

The breakroom down in the basement has a really weird vibe : /

[my-brain-is-rotting]

"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

[goodfuckinggodss]

unfortunately, thanks to some people deciding to use it as therapy, chat gpt can now do that too

[goodfuckinggodss]

"oh man, why can't these gays catch a break from all the eldritch horrors and tragedy !?" Said a person who chose to listen to the eldritch horrors and tragedy podcast ™

[thenightisland]

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

[feathersandblue]

#measuring the size of fandoms based on their goncharov index#this has been a useless text post you may now resume your normal programming#rote has a goncharov index of 0.63#for perspective ofmd has an index of 26.5#spn’s is 360.8#the cosmere is 2.26 for a fantasy book comparison#i am very normal

The Goncharov Index, everyone.

[goodfuckinggodss]

how do i calculate The Magnus archives' goncharov index????

[baleful-meat-worm]

stupendously coherent and high effort polished rendition of my awesome incredibly serious idea for an au subplot where jonah's eyeballs get scooped out and put in a jar in the breakroom fridge and elias himself handles the trauma of being like 45 suddenly and having everyone hate you and probably back pain too im not sure i haven't reached that age yet

[goodfuckinggodss]

I'm gonna come out and be so real with you

i was in fact kinda sad that the archives lesbians weren't a polycule

Don't get me wrong, i adore the canon couples, but i had already built up this whole image in my head and gotten slightly attached only to find out if I want it to be real i have to do the work myself:(

[goodfuckinggodss]

gerry: im dead serious

me listening to the podcast: he's dead serious jon

[siliconedream]

I HAVE A PLAN JOHN, WE WILL BE EATING MANGOS ON AN ISLAND JOHN I HAVE, A, PLAN

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

what does this mean twin. you dont even listen to tma.

[siliconedream]

DEAD RED DEREMPTION

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

THATS NOT TMA!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A TMA POST!!!!!!!!

[siliconedream]

I KNOW BUT I DONT CAR

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

ffs

[goodfuckinggodss]

help what is red dead redemption even about 🤨😦

[goodfuckinggodss]

gerry: im dead serious

me listening to the podcast: he's dead serious jon

[goodfuckinggodss]

sold my soul and made a deal with my friends that lead to me watching near the entirety of The amazing digital circus in a night and neither of them has held up to their promise to watch the Magnus Archives, i am offended and slightly disappointed but not surprised considering they made a fucking dumb deal of watching 10 tma chapters for each tadc chapter i watched, not expecting me to actually agree, but i made them sign a contract and all soooo

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[thejusticethatissocial]

flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH

[the-quasar-hero]

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

[arsonarena]

reblog if you like to see your own characters tortured

[msfcatlover]

Wait, wait… lemme go get my favorite Jonny Sims quote real quick…

[traegorn]

WHAT IS THE POINT OF INVENTING FAKE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T GIVE THEM TRAUMA?

[goodfuckinggodss]

Robert Smirke : wow it's so great how neither of us has adopted a patron entity right??

Jonah Magnus: 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ sorry whatcha said?

[ultramarinaa]

More tma cat designs! Redesign of Cat!Elias, Cat!Peter Lucas and Cat!Simon Fairchild!

Enjoy evil tma cats lol