ThE CenTer oF tHe EaRTh

Is the crochet hook I'm currently holding...and that's a fact!

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[keloggs8495]

[realitytvshow]

[imblackasthenameofdarius]

😂

[comedianrenee]

Moooood

[deactivated-blog]

Natasha: Бартон, это ты во всем виноват.

Clint: I know, I know.

Phil: You speak Russian?

Clint: No. I just know the phrase, “this is all your fault.” in every language she speaks.

[saturnsupremacy]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

[unlimitedgoats]

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[aporphyriticgarnetschist]

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

[comedianrenee]

Fun fact: Apparently the lipstick I’m wearing has actual gold flakes in it?? Lipstick: Melted Gold Liquid Lipstick @toofaced Overalls: @hm 📸📸: @iamshaqg #blackandyellow #hufflepuff #dreads #locs #melanin #makeup #highlighter #lipgloss #gold #hufflepuffcolours #centralpark #unbothered #ahufflepuffingryffindorcolours (at Hunter College) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br23xoBlCuu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1blz9zfeglfee

[phosphorescentt-deactivated2015]

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

[phosphorescentt-deactivated2015]

I want everyone who disagrees with this post to come back to me in a couple years and tell me how that shit worked out.

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[comedianrenee]

Look I showed up. Asking me to talk too is pushing it buddy. #AnxiousTurtle #anxiety #socialanxiety #generalanxietydisorder #mentalillness

[comedianrenee]

ON MY LIFE IT WASNT!! 😤😤 It's negative fiftyleven degrees out there fam!! 😫😫And it's sposed to get colder!! 😭😭That ain't right!! 🙄😒😤 #ThanksTrump

[comedianrenee]

Christmas was tiring 😭😭 can you tell we're beat?? Ten minutes after this picture she was using me as a bed 🙄😂 Merry Christmas ya'll 🎄🎄💛💛 #MerryChristmas #Family #LittleCousins #NewAmericanCousins #MerryChristmasYaFilthyAnims

[comedianrenee]

I look so rasta in this picture aaaand I love it!! And I was trying to play a Bob Marley song too 😂😂 erm #FBF ❓❓ #Rasta #OneLove #DreadHead #GirlsWithLocs #WomenWithLocs #MusicallyInclined #Locs #Ecuador

[comedianrenee]

First Day in Ecuador! Right before they commenced working us to death 😭😂 #MissionTrip2017 #Ecuador #Quito #Basilica #LightShow #GNYCYouth

[comedianrenee]

iight look here people! If you need some glasses(or just want some tbh) go to Firmoo.com for them! Bruh these things is poppin and they $39 and down...all three in the pic are $19! The prescription is accurate and they come in legit glasses cases with glasses wipes and them little screwdriver thingies to tighten your frames!! #YesImLittOverGlasses #LemmeGeekInPeace #UseCode9e6b7 #ForHalfOff #Ends8/30/17 #AndTheyHaveABOGOSaleGoinRightNow

[comedianrenee]

Lil boy out here storing food in his cheeks like he don't eat at home 😂😂 I know your parents feed you Drew 😭😂 #IGotMySabbathBaby #HappySabbath #SDA #MyGen

[comedianrenee]

GGLLLLLTTTTTTT!!!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 THAT IS ALL!! Now lemme go sleep in my Curry Jersey 😌😌💁🏾💁🏾😇😇 #NBAFinals #Champions #2017 #NBA #Basketball #KD #KevinDurant #StephCurry #BasketballBae #SteveKerr #KlayThompson #DraymondGreen #Iggy #Igoudala #Cali #DubNation

[comedianrenee]

Whoo! Keep it comin boys! 🙌🏾🙌🏾 #Basketball #NBA #Finals #StephCurry #BasketballBae #KlayThompson #KD #Warriors #Cali #DubNation #Iggy #Igoudala