Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldnāt find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.
The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and likeā¦I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but itās not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.
So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, āBut thatās the most random story there isā in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.
In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but Iām not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.
Iād say āget thee behind me, demonā but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (Iāve written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!
amandla
baratheonpilled
yousharknotpass
gummygunk
pixelskylines
gracieabrams
dailybridgerton
