[autoneurotic]

it is spring, the horses are running, and i am free

[bafahy]

The mosaicist

[dazeylo]

[lonestatus]

me: dude i keep telling you the toucher ghost pack doesn't do anything it's just normal weed

my friend: the toucher ghost is real. it's a ghost that can touch you while you're high. ive seen it.

me: yeah whatever

ten minutes later:

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[sludgebitch]

in order to celebrate diversity the new nato phonetic alphabet is advocacy belonging chosen-family defiance empowerment freedom glamour herstory identity joy kin liberation majesty nonconformity opulence persistence queer reclamation solidarity transgender unapologetic visibility werk xtra yaaas and zaddy

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[autoneurotic]

karen put me in a chair, fuck me and make me a drink, i’ve lost direction and i’m past my peak. i’m telling you this isn’t me, no this isn’t me! karen believe me you just haven’t seen my good side yet

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[deaddogchick]

flying out one unlucky follower and telling them i love them during missionary

[autoneurotic]

I look a little tongue-tied, sound a little cross-eyed

[autoneurotic]

casting back so very fondly to november 2020 when i got frankie. the grip my moms friend has on her is killing me. did you really need two hands for her. she’s so small

[autoneurotic]

little frankie baby getting Grisped to this day, 6 years later….

[archivistcookbook]

Grace Jones performing in 1979