put on your costume

31 y.o. they/them pronouns just some guy, that's all you need to know. also no minors.

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I'm @clownnoiseur + @lovesickdipstick and will be following and liking from this account now heeheehoohoo

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god help me I'm drawin him at work now... it's probs been maybe 8 or so years since I've doodled this man... idk why the art style has been hard fer me to capture, but I feel like this came out okay

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gotta just start posting in tags on my selfship blog but I'm afraid of... certain people..... following me fjdhfhdkdj

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oKAY I MADE AN OSOSAN SONA BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WANTED TO CHALLENGE MYSELF ALRIGHT?!?!?!

and also as a test of loyalty for my moots. if you really love me then you'll put me out of my misery. commence the euthanasia !!

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poasted this too early pleaz lookie

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oKAY I MADE AN OSOSAN SONA BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WANTED TO CHALLENGE MYSELF ALRIGHT?!?!?!

and also as a test of loyalty for my moots. if you really love me then you'll put me out of my misery. commence the euthanasia !!

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these early morning hours are the only time I'll fess up to bad fictional crushes

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I kno I said once a karamatsu boy, always a karamatsu boy.............. but if I gave into my reoccurring ososan infection, ichimatsu would probably be my guy djfkvnsdvkn

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hey

here's a slideshow I made in middle school

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wooooork ACK

so me and my coworker are gonna get in trouble for something the general manager told us to do. huh?? what's that?? who are we getting in trouble with if the general manager told is to do it? why the general manager, of course. who else would it be?? 🙃

she told us to clean the station or else she'll go in and mess with things. that getting the station tidy was a priority. okay. we have been cleaning it for the last couple of weeks. it's what she told us both to do. it's looking a lot better!! we've been getting compliments about it!!

well... according to my coworker, the gm pulled her into the office yesterday and yelled at her about our numbers being low this month... because we have been cleaning. that's an obvious trade off, yeah?? we clean, something we were told was a priority, which means we can't tag items. seems simple to understand.

never once when I told her I will be focusing on cleaning for my shift did she tell me not to. she ENCOURAGED me to clean!! praised me for being such a good worker!! oh eugene thank you thank you blah blah kissing my fucking ass. now she's actin like she never told us to clean in the first place.

what really steamed my hams was her saying there will be consequences if we don't get our act together... excuse me?? bitch??? we were doing what you TOLD US TO DO?????? HELLO????? we were in the process of getting our act together already what do you MEAN>?!?!?!?!?/1??!/!??!/1/?!/1/>!./>!?1./!>?!>1/

biggest issue is my gm is just a terrible manager, but she was more competent than the other managers so she was promoted to gm when the only respectable manager we had left. she only ever talks to me and my coworker separately, never together, so when she says something stupid to one of us she can claim she never said it at all. she also only yells at my coworker and never me because she knows I won't tolerate being yelled at. it's ridiculous. she's the one that needs to get her act together.

I'm home now so I'm more exhausted than angry. used up all my energy just trying to power through the work day, tagging everything in sight with little to no care about what I'm sending. I keep saying it, but I'm done. I can't do this anymore. despite my best efforts, there aren't a lot of places in town hiring. all the job postings [that will pay me an actual wage] are for people with college degrees, a driver's license, or job experience that I don't have. I really do not know what I'm supposed to do. I can't give up on life because I have yammy here with me now. I gotta do this for the both of us... but god I feel totally hopeless.

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bobby I need u I'm dying

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balding men of the world, I will slobber all over your head like it's a lollipop... if you so desire.

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saw the hottest balding dude at walmart earlier... still thinkin bout him.

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lord forgive me, for I have been watching osomatsu san clips on youtube again. pray I don't get reinfected.

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horny talk bleh

me: I want someome that'll send me morning texts

monkey's paw: *curls*

I am now getting texts from guys at 8am telling me they wanna use my holes. helppp no one wants to romance me I'm fucking DYING!! I made a personal ad saying I'm looking for a boyfriend, but all they want from me is my puss puss 💔💔💔

I'm cuuuute and funny and a lil shy how could you not wanna cherish me?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!!! yeah my pussy is first class, but my heart wants to get fucked too :[

I got so much love to give to the right freaky perv. they just haven't found me yet...

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HORNY BUT IT'S FUNNY

yoda's chatting me up rn

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if you're talking to or hangin out with a guy and he hits you with the "haha you're so different from everyone I know", you gotta get the fuck out of there. you're now the manic pixie dream "girl" in his mind and he's about to get real weird about it.

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I could never have a kid, man... I'd probably name that thing milhouse or something.