put on your costume

31 y.o. they/them pronouns just some guy, that's all you need to know. also no minors.

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I'm @clownnoiseur and will be following and liking from this account now heeheehoohoo

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hhhhhhh nsfw tmi tmi tmi very tmi

I miss sex a lot... curse being hypersexual. I just miss making someone feel good </3

I'm so desperate that if the creepy dude at work offered I'd jump on the opportunity. gonna need to check out that sex shop in town with the anonymous sex booths... but guys I've ghosted go to those so that might be awkward if I see em :/

finding a reliable play partner is hard, guys. I'm fuckin SUFFERING !!!!!!!

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one of the assholes in donations ran into me with the pallet jack and didn't even apologize or acknowledge it. I'm about ready to lose my job I can't do this shit today. I had to retreat to the bathroom to prevent a total meltdown. this guy hates me since I tell him not to play with the stuff in our station so it's not a surprise he didn't apologize. fucking toddler =___=💢

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I'll never comprehend the minds of those who are turned on by hentai ladies with impossibly big boobs and an impossibly big ass... I can't think of anything more unappealing than that genre of image. dudes will send that shit to me and I'll be like "ahahah their backs must hurt" like wtf do you want me to say?!??!!?!!

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most gorgeous boy with eye goo that he won't let me clean

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yammy is all mr snuggly sweet boy most of the time, but when you play with him he gets so fuckin scary. I always forget that he's 15 lbs of ferocious muscle and not just a fat, fluffy cloud

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silly treat faces heehee

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threw up this morning and I'm still feelin grossy from it... wish I had my bobby to take care of me T___T </3

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when I eventually end up on dateline cuz I'm not careful enough with weird men on the internet can y'all make sure they don't cast a guy thinner than I am to portray me in the dramatizations??

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also make sure they use this picture

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when I eventually end up on dateline cuz I'm not careful enough with weird men on the internet can y'all make sure they don't cast a guy thinner than I am to portray me in the dramatizations??

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after almost 2 years of living in my current apartment from hell, they are finally painting the stairway

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I'm not much of a good guy liker nowadays, but I can understand why toddler genie had a crush on darkwing duck

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you should be allowed to dislike a youtube video multiple times and you should be allowed to add annotations to the dislikes so the tuber can see exactly where they went wrong

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I saw this and screamed... husband jumpscare

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still emo just ignore me

gonna have to retreat to self insert fantasies my entire life when I want affection because I'm impossible to love... sighhh

even if I wasn't a total fucking bitch, I'm still too ugly for love. aghhhhh I wanna jump off a cliff into a volcano and have nuclear bombs dropped into the volcano. scientology style

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emo

with all the medication it takes to keep me alive and functioning, it makes me wonder if it's even worth staying alive. obviously, I'm meant to die young and alone. why try to fight what was supposed to happen long ago?? ugh

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f murray abraham plays salieri so cutesy style it makes me wanna cryyyy. I need this bitter man... I need to cradle him in my arms while he talks shit about mozart plz 🙏🙏🙏