Get it? Like 'Come get some'?

I'm Jetsam, the human twin.

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

I bet. 

Your brother’s back. 

[comejetsam]

He is?

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

It was disgusting to watch. 

j

[comejetsam]

Well, I feel disgusting now..

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

You should. 

[comejetsam]

I probably shouldn't have eaten the seafood I did..

[comejetsam]

God, I feel awful.

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

She nods once. Okay. 

[comejetsam]

Sorry, Boss. -shakes his head- I uh.. Didn't mean to get so negative.

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

She raised an eyebrow questioningly. “What do you mean?”

[comejetsam]

-looks up at her- I'm just clumsy and rash, so I make mistakes.

[energeticprince]

I'm sick of this.

[energeticprince]

I didn’t think I’d see you again. Is…your brother in town?

[comejetsam]

Nope. Mom and Dad want him for some mutant thing. You sound so disappointed to see me, though.

[energeticprince]

I'm sick of this.

[energeticprince]

J-Jetsam?

[comejetsam]

The one and.. Sort-of only.

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

Ah, right. That too. 

[comejetsam]

-smiles slightly- I'm also great at fucking shit up, but that's a different story.

[part-of-ariel]

That would be really great of you, actually.

[comejetsam]

-rolls his eyes and smirks, shrugging off his jacket- Finnnneeee.

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

The only God-given talent you have is a pretty face. 

[comejetsam]

And eating.

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

I’m pretty sure that the only thing thta you do well is eat. 

[comejetsam]

It's one of my many God-given talents.

[part-of-ariel]

I’ve been really cold all day today. 

[comejetsam]

Would you like a jacket or something?

[beautyandthebooks-belle]

*Sits watching a horror movie.*

[beautyandthebooks-belle]

She jumped, a hand over her heart. “You scared me!”

[comejetsam]

-can't help but chuckle- Sorry. That was my bad;

[ursulasonaroll-blog-blog-blog]

You have something right there, sweetheart.

[comejetsam]

-wipes his mouth as he continues to eat a hotdog-

[energeticprince]

I'm sick of this.

I just want to go home.

[comejetsam]

Well, I'm here to give you some company

[beautyandthebooks-belle]

*Sits watching a horror movie.*

"I told you not to go in there. You’re next!" She said to the screen, her eyes wide.

[comejetsam]

If only they'd listen.