[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

*lying in bed with my wife*

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

gapple fcrumble………

[okaymad]

[chewedcorn]

Who’s more intelligent now?

[ruinedchildhood]

[bornonvenus]

[catchymemes]

[on-va--voir]

[profeminist]

Source

[toastbutteregg]

i cant believe im jealous

[whofvckncares]

[galaxybrainthot]

this post reads very differently for mlm and wlw

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

mlm:

wlw:

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

me

[heterokatedison]

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse

[viciere]

just say supernatural

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[somecutething]

[memescomedy]

[driippp-deactivated20231231]

[themostbeautifulanimals]