Probably Asleep

why am I still here - 29 - literally just pick any pronoun The artist formally known as Frenzy-Virus. Icon by @ssgprt

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[yellow-cat]

OF COURSE this post is a joke. you have to be scared at night too

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[cannibalchicken]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[zuulosdovah]

guess what i played last weekend

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[sovietnam]

[soap-is-an-artist]

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[phantomrose96]

YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

[my-dailydreams]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

HELP!!!!!

[abrightcrux-deactivated20250828]

a treasure found antiquing today

[thegryffe]

these?

[creepymutelilbugger]

no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

[vforvalensa]

[comicrumble]

Every single person in my life sent me the Homestuck pilot and went "thought of you (:"

Is this what yall think of me?????

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[unyieldingsilence]

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[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[lylahammar]

I feel like Robert Pattinson was born to be a strange old man actor. Like he's already great but he's really gonna hit his peak when he's around 70