I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEAD WOUND

Allison | NB Girl-thing | 30s | She/They/It || Live on Twitch every Thursday Night @AliceEris 8pm PST/11pm EST || Ko-Fi || We are all a bunch of liars Tell me, baby, who do you wanna be?

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Feeling lonely?

[shark-tranny]

fire fox? she really needs this job

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

"my son turned ou-" shut the fuck up cunt thats my daughter not yours

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

you, yeah you, im your mother now. i wont give good advice and the mommy issues you get from me could kill an elephant but you can fuck me and have it be the only time I praise you

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

you said you wanted a woman to make your worse, come here baby mama started lactating and she needs her tits sucked on

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

This Post Is About Trans Women Fuck You

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Finally.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Oh my god it is so good

[foxgirlmindcrank]

WORST hot chocolate I've ever been served, almost certainly the best cinnamon roll. This thing is the right measure of moist, gooey, cinnamon and frosting. It's divine. The hot chocolate however is like chalk was hot, wet and had once been in the same room as a Hershey's bar. It is honestly mind boggling that these were purchased together.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Finally.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Oh my god it is so good

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Finally.

[oidial]

bappy saturday!!!

she doesn't knooowwww!!!

finally finished this comic!!! and i forgot if the joke is funny or not...... the visual of boner from the wrong side does still delight me though ohohohoho . LOL.ok bye:)

and LOOK. BACKGROUNDS. AHAH!!! i might be late BUT. !!! backgrounds ahahah. OK BYE :)

OK BYE :)

[oidial]

oh and the aftermath of cat4 going to get that tree bird. (implied in the last panel) !!!! they're all stuck

RUDE. socks is allowed to be a dumb kitty too......OKBYE

[foxgirlmindcrank]

What're people so worried about dying for? Gonna be too dead to care so why trip?

[femnm-updates]

Lost Signal lyric video out now ^^!

[cutetanuki-chan]

maybe this is how it happens

[thelockedtomb-archive]

THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS

[hyperlexichypatia]

AU: Patriarchal husbands enact a massive censorship and surveillance state apparatus to keep their wives from escaping or being corrupted. Everyone's movements must be monitored and tracked in case a wife tries to escape her husband. Media is censored of all potential eroticism, just in case women get too hormonal and horny, and potentially cheat on their husbands. Media is required to have explicitly pro-obedience themes, so women don't get any subversive ideas about rebelling against their husbands' authority. These policies are framed as "protecting women."

Many unmarried men object to this. Why should they be censored or surveilled for the sake of another man's wife? "Fuck them women!" is their rallying cry. "It's husbands' job to control their wives, not mine! Women are disgusting, anyway. Why should I give up my freedom for the sake of your gross, hysterical, hormonal, shrill, menstruating wife? I didn't choose to be saddled with that smelly, whiny bitch."

From a far corner, a lone voice expresses a fringe, extremist opinion: "I think you're both wrong, actually. What if women are just people? What if they actually should be able to read whatever they want, and even disobey or leave their husbands if they choose to, because they're people, not property? And if your only objection to women's oppression is that it affects you, or that they're 'disgusting' and you shouldn't have to be reminded of their existence, you're also part of the problem. Both of your factions should just stop being misogynistic."

The pro- and anti- surveillance factions turn to the fringe extremist and say, in unison, "Why do you want access to other men's wives? To rape them? You pervert!"

[hyperlexichypatia]

Yes. I'm using women as a metaphor for children, husbands as a metaphor for parents, and unmarried men as a metaphor for childfree adults.

[cuchuffli]

Miku crepe! based in this plush I have:

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Honestly not AS bad on mobile as I thought. Not good, don't think I'll seriously try for it mobile, but not THAT awful. Made a lot of mistakes and still almost cinched it.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I'm 0-3 on mobile but by God I can feel it on my fingertips

[syrenki]

needing people is no fun. in my next life i want to be a razor blade

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Honestly not AS bad on mobile as I thought. Not good, don't think I'll seriously try for it mobile, but not THAT awful. Made a lot of mistakes and still almost cinched it.

[puyo-n]

spider fursona yeaa yeaa yeaaa